Rate my snack, it has supreme macros

no dude food is not supposed to be that color stop that

>not eating green eggs and ham
>making it

pick one noobface

I'm always surprised to find out people on here actually fell for the plain chicken breast meme when there's so many easy flavorings out there.

Pic related, my famous hot cheeto crusted chicken breast that I always make for my family.

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How is it famous when nobody knows this disgusting shit exist

that looks amazing. i eat plain chicken breast bc i dont want to add calories to it bc im cutting, ill usually throw some siracha on it or something though.

isn't that just food dyed eggs? something?

So you marinate the chicken in powerade and they pop them in the oven?

OK this one looks good. The other shit looks awful though.

Mfw, ice cream and honey on bread o.o

its literally in your fucking head, its as gross as any of the other shit but because there is no such thing a blue food you only like the bright red one

Pretty much. Use olive oil or something similar to make the koolaid stick to the chicken, similar to a dry rub. Then pop them in the oven as you would normally, and you're good to go!

what the fuck is going on here

What are you confused about?

DUDE, BLUNA SANDWICHES ARE THE SHIT!!!

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Here's one I came up with for all you peanut butter lovers:

Peanut butter and jelly chicken wings. Great for getting some healthy fats and a little bit of natural sugar to diversify your macronutrient palette.

Why are you wasting chicken matey?

what the fuck is this op, it is literally going to slip out of your mouth. this looks like a fucking breath mint

TLDR but nice devil quads

My stool kinda looks like that when I go heavy on beans

It's delicious chicken

It's not wasting chicken if it makes it more enjoyable!

Pic related, some chocolate braised chicken wings I like to cook up for when I get a sweet tooth but don't want to stray too far from my diet.

I forgot to mention, powerade works just as well as a marinade.

Pic related.

are there any cum flavored/marinated chicken breasts yet?

THIS CAN'T BE REAL

this one doesn't seem too crazy, kind of reminds me of mole

Kek 10/10 bait

I can assure you it's not bait. The pulled chicken was made with a similar recipe

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

thousands of years of evoloution

just for this thread to exist

fuck it im going to start a genocide

I get the concept. You marinate the chicken in shit with a ton of food dye already in it.

Noting about that sounds healthy as an everyday meal.

I just started another batch tonight and got so carried away in this thread I forgot to take it out of the oven right away!

Pic related, it's a little over cooked, but still delicious. It's like a crunchy candy coating around the savory chicken flavor we all know and enjoy.

this thread is the reason why there should be a food police.

why even.

I wasnt ready for this thread literally what the fuck

i like how the bait is becoming more and more obvious.

why the fuc k is it in a barn

I'm finishing up this batch I dunno what you're talking about

Someone screencap and archive this thread. Shits fucking weird.

That thread was straight up Reddit tier

You idiots are only pretending to have fun

>2016
>not living on a farm

I literally have an endless supply of grass fed animal protein at your disposal. Not to mention, I grew up doing manual labor nearly every single day, giving myself a strong AND functional body.

Now that I'm older and stronger, I take the truck into town in the evenings to work out and the local gym. I can't think of any glaring downside to the life I live.

Thought you were eating play dough sandwich

I see where this is going...

Found the kingdom heartlet

>not green ham and eggs
Not gonna make it.

>nobody asking why anyone would live in a farm

BUT WHY IS IT IN A BARN.

>This thread
I don't feel so good

include me in the screencap

I actually think this is cool OP ... does it actually taste like the flavor of the color? Cuz the kool aid powder needs sugar when making the drink

It was like biting into a piece of nostalgiac heaven

It really doesn't seem that bad.

Seems like it would be like a cheap marinade

Hello kingdom heartlet. Please post closeup of shoes.

This is exactly what I thought would happen the sugar would caramelize over the chicken giving it a burned look and the innards of the chicken would be raw.

flyovers are fucking weird

making your own marinades isn't THAT expensive and will probably taste a shit load better than power aid, although who am I to judge really.

What the actual fuck

Is this real user? I'm having trouble believing any of this but I really want it to be real, where did you possibly get the idea for this?

And never let the blacks find out, you'll put KFC out of business.

This was invented in prison of course blacks know about it.

How is there not a downtown diner style restaurant chain for this then? Are there any decent recipes online I can try?

what. the. fuckin. hell.

destroying completely edible food by making them disgusting
>while heading towards the postapocalyptic world where you have to eat your enemies just to maintain gains

you ppl deserve to die without offspring

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Gonna give me nightmares

absolutely disgusting

Thanks for the abs and sides workout OP, throughouly enjoyed it.

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These are just Veeky Forums memes you morons. Like the ice cream sundae ramen.

Sorry to burst your bubble Veeky Forums but OP is just posting random pics from google.

nowaygirl.com/food/kool-aid-baked-chicken-wings-3-photos/

What the fuck is this lol

Party pooper

>this whole thread

Veeky Forums must be stopped

Cu/ck/s GTFO

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