get abs, they said.
ladies will throw themselves at you, they said.
you'll be able to stop crying, they said.
Get abs, they said
Dropped
nigga you have 12 year old abs
she spilled all of her spaghetti
she wants the d
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Where are they?
What's with that belly button, mang?
fit-shaming a fellow Veeky Forumsizen
Check yuo'er privilege, sh*tlords
I meant the girl. He should drop her.
This
Oh OK. I agree - other dudes, come on. Getting abs over age 25 takes dedication
those abs arent even built you need to do more situps and shit
Good jorb homie, lil mo def and you'll be beating pussy off with a stick
swaggy boi, word to this. OP deserves credit and I don't wanna hear no mo garbo from any pussies unless they post a pic of their own abs holding a paper with time stamp and ASL
Bitches don't know the difference.
>ASL
no homo?
Checked
Typical fat Veeky Forums neckbeards shaming someone with a body 10times better than theirs.
Let's see yours.
No homo just wanna shit on them for their garbage cities
LOL.., maybe you should start lifting, sport
is this low enough bf% to impress the normies
duh
YUP get a tinder.
Routine?
>implying i can't think someone's bad at sports unless i am the greatest at sports
>implying this logic doesn't also apply in this context
AxBxCD push/pull with heavy compounds 3x5 then isolation 3x10
height/weight?
5'11" ~180 lbs
Answer her pic related, then say:
>"Not pointing"
DUDE I WANT TO BANG YOU MAN
fucking goal bod right here
you basically have my goal body and yet are unsure if normies would be impressed. yep, you're in the right place!
fuark nigga those some meaty forearms im jelly
Size of arms/forearms?
you forgot to say no homo
stats?
Please fuck me
HAHA nice
th-thanks for the body dysmorphia Veeky Forums
not at my strongest ever right now but
OHP: 170x5
Bench: 255x5
Squat: 345x5 atg (inb4 doesn't count because belt)
Deadlift: 425x5
10 pullups with 55 lbs
How do you show a girl your abs without taking a selfie? (Don't live near a beach and it's getting chilly over here so no beach pics)
Fuck you dude. I'd be stoked to be where OP's at.
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pool? "candid" shot of you washing your car?
The trick is to have a friend who's willing to take the shots for you, because that social aspect right there is something females seek.
>tfw no pool
>tfw no friends
>tfw too self conscious to take pics
>a fucking satellite
nice trip faggot
He's not using a trip, you blithering idiot
And the question of whether or not I'm gay gets a bit more complicated
pls respond
sorry about the autism friendo
I didn't know there were screencaps of me floating around
no problem. dumb question but w.e...
natty? years liftan?
yes natty, lifting two and a half years, hit peak strength levels about two years in
It doesn't apply, because there are no professional athletes here. We're talking amongst ourselves, and inter pares if you want to tell someone they look like shit, you better look like a million bucks.
>forgot