What does Veeky Forums look for in a woman...

I don't really care about interests or intelligence, I have my friends and the internet for that shit. I like a 'fun' girl with nice ass and tits, who likes to fuck a lot. Das it mane

>kike all body types

1) jewish
2) thin
3) doesn't mind me being a beta

i love fit girls, i don't like "muscle girls", muscle definition is fine, but roided up gorilla girls with orange tans, bolted on tits and clits bigger than my dick is not something i associate with "health and fitness"

with all due respekt OP I think it's because deep down, despite the teachings of every purple haired anthropology prof. , women like men and men like women . Men don't want to fuck a rock hard stallion, would rather fuck rainbow dash

Being muscular is a masculine trait.

I love fit and muscular girls. just not super lean girls

muscles girls are top-tier

I just look for a girl who is not fat, that is either a butterface(4/10) to 10/10.

Ever since I got Veeky Forums, I've been living out my dream of fucking girls left and right and leaving them to hang. I have become the bull that breaks these whores in, while the provider type of guy picks up my scraps. I've been attending different catholic and protestant churches, along with libraries to find nice clean girls to fuck. The nerdy ones and rich white girls are my most favorite. My lifting buddy is a 52yo woman with a soft muscular body. We've fucked on a few occasions.

You never told me it would be this fun, Veeky Forums.

Personality honestly, i just have to be slightly attracted to her physically. If she has an amazing personality and i love being around her, she starts to appear more attractive. It's strange but it happens

Hey ethan

Trex mode the girl

>giant legs
>toothpick arms

kek

that just looks dumb
I bet she can't even walk properly

I fucking love muscular girls but there is a limit. If there was a female version of ottermode I would find that absurdly hot.

Most people just think of dry 40yr old bodybuilder chicks when they think of muscle girls. Those are liked by nobody because they just look like inferior dudes.

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Spotted the closest gay

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1) attractive
2) decent to be around
that's it

what about now

Those legs are fucking disgusting. If it was a dude people would make jokes about SS+GOMAD

Pic related is a nice example of what an attractive "muscle girl" might look like. Anything significantly bigger and I legitimately don't understand why you wouldn't just fuck a dude.

a pulse

Plz leave Anllela..

Veeky Forums is not one person

I look for this, in no particular order:
physical attraction, face matters most. opting for a pass/fail over 1-10 scale
motherly activities/occupation (e.g. teacher, nurse)
focused on building family over career
dedication to being fit for me and her future children
wants to have the traditional wife/mother roles
has at least one real hobby that she actively does
female friends

Those are the biggest things. I put aside my specific bodytype/race/hair/eye/etc preferences for someone that will work with me to build a successful, large family. A woman dedicated to this will naturally win over my love with an attraction that is far beyond just physical.

In other words, nothing is more disgusting than woman clearly unfit to be a mother while a traditional woman is by far the ideal when the goal is to benefit my descendants.

a fat ass

Anllela pls go and stay go

Anllela is GOAT

>disgusting

low test beta detected...

frog clan secret technique: 1000 fist roastie annihilation

Muscularity is a masculine trait, not feminine. Not that hard to understand.

It's not that you can't develop some lean strength, if you look cut though it just comes off as "16 year old boy with abs and weird lean muscles" mode

cute face, nice personality and her own life.

know way too many girls who basically can't develop any interests or personality without a boyfriend showing her the ropes. serious fucking bore.

i look for big titties.

Failing that, I look for a huge ass

A big penis. How great would that be too have a thicc hi test girl with a giant dick

This is a pseudobodybuilder subreddit. I would say only ~5% (1 in 20 the dum dum boys) of people are actually
>physically fit
>handsome
>non-virgin
most people are here because they think lifting for 3months will magically make them sexually attractive when:
>they've got no game
>they've got a shitty wardrobe
>they've got no hobbies
>they're not interesting
but yeah these fuccbois think SS is their ticket out. It's sad really.

Hi James.

They cant have a big nose

I like really feminine girls. Like the types of girls who want a big family, get needy and want to be held, have hobbies like arts and crafts, and who're good with kids. Probably sounds gay but fuggit.

E L L E

how would that be gay

high masculinity wants complementary high feminity

>i know this feel

I want an intelligent, right wing, stable and successful girl with minimal sexual past and she has to be blond haired and blue eyed.

so i'm going to be a lonely virgin 4 life

>prefers a girl with visible abs
>thinks his preference is not homosexual

This is a completely reasonable post. Nobody replied to you because nobody questioned your assessment or the rationale behind it.

Now, bear with me, and let's do a mental exercise.

>I love fit guys, i don't like "muscle men", muscle definition is fine, but roided up gorilla dudes with orange tans, garden vine veins, and balls smaller than my clit is not something i associate with "health and fitness"

Why does Veeky Forums think it's outrageous that girls feel this way about guys when the guys of Veeky Forums feel this way about girls?

Gross. I want to cum.

>young
>feminine
>attractive

All you need mates.

Because women aren't men and muscularity isn't a typically desired female trait

i prefer women with strong facial features, tough but not masculine

personality is important, i don't like gender based self imposed weakness, a woman who can take a punch (from life or a fist (but not mine)) and keep walking i'd be attracted to in an instant and would make up for a lot of physical flaws

>implying im looking

>Implying they're looking

The equivalent to an excessively muscular man isn't an excessively muscular woman, rather it's a woman with exaggerated feminine traits - huge breasts and so on. Neither of those are everyone's cup of tea, but jacked dudes and busty women aren't exactly hurting for attention.

I'm the opposite, I kinda feel like more competent women are a turn off

I kinda want just a cross between a pet and a sex toy that knows how to cook

Glad to see I'm not the only one looking for a warrior princess. Not like a bull dyke but a woman with some fire in her.

N-NANI?!

This desu. Just don't be over weight.

Being fit (cardio or otherwise) is a plus unless you're lifting 7 times a week and eating 5k cal a day.

>tfw

love seems hopeless honestly

I look for my ex hahahahahaha fuck me

>someone had to take this pic
FUCKING LYING SON OF BITCH FAKER RRREEEEEEEEEEE

To exist

Nigga are u me ?

Loyalty.

Yeah this. I'm still in love with her.

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One that English isn't their native language because I suck at communication.

Long distance relationship with a girl from Hong Kong > americunt

You might like this one

Mattie Rogers. That's what I want in a gf.

fuck meant this

>roided up gorilla dudes with orange tans, garden vine veins, and balls smaller than my clit is not something i associate with "health and fitness"

many people would agree with this here

Preferences haven't really changed with the amount of working out involved.

I love meeting a woman who's smart and kicks ass at what she does. Sure, I need to be sexually attracted to em too but an independent woman is actually worth spending time with.

Fuck parroting the scripts of cultural cliques, like the fuccboi or basic bitch. Shit gets dull fast when you're talking to imitators. Maybe it's an intelligence thing. I never understood the appeal of posing instead of doing.

The joke is the following:
>step 1: implies that muscle on girls make them manly
>step 2:wanting to fuck manly people makes you a homosexual
>step 3:some closet fags on Veeky Forums still try to say hetero and get confused by this implication
>said closet fags repeat implying step 2

Welcome to Veeky Forums

What the fuck are you on about my dude

"Muscle girls" are always on roids. Nobody hates on natty girls. It's just normies like you that think if girls start benching once a week they turn into pic related

I agree

Chubby slightly rejected girls.

I dont know why but I get a kick out of them feeling like they won the dating lottery and then dumping them a few months later.

i never thought about about muscle girls before i started lifting,they're top tier to me now though.
A shame there's so few pornstars that take of their body

Sociopath. I ain't hatin' tho.

I'm with you lads

A bit of muscle is fine

Just as long as she isn't on juice

Now thats just evil
Average girl levels of evil
Kudos user, kudos

Pretty but also nice but sassy and bitchy but sexy. Also not fat. Not much hair. Nice ass or nice boob. Only 1 is fine. If no ass or boobs and ugly, no.

>Squat 5pl8
>Graduate
>Get job
>Waifu-to-be starts lifting
best month of my life, someone tell me I've made it

all I can think about is her, though

you made it

this reminds me of a flight of the conchords song/episode.

my dream woman:
>Asian
>Open minded about sex, drugs, travel, music etc
>Lifts or does some other fitness
>Small tits
>Dominant

i want to date a doctor or something

best post ITT so far

I don't know. Not be be a nag/anti-racist leftist/memeslut. Thats it.

Pic related is my ideal.

Mine too, senpai. Preferably first generation Asian American though.