What are some words/phrases that immediately let you know you're talking to a DYEL?

Getting that first head nod and thumbs up after diddlies was the best fucking feel.
Slootmires vastly overrated, grunt nods are when you know you're making it.

leg day is a dyel term desu
every day should be leg day

This is a very good indicator.

>I don't want to get big/strong, just toned

OP is a dyel

>Fish trust
>Proletarian
>Bourgeois
>Cabby
>Saloon
I live with one right now and it's infuriating. I'll shoot him if he doesn't behave better, I swear. He smells like dead cats

>full body workout
Listen here you little shit, it's DYELs whose weak genes can't handle it that give the classic fullbody programs a bad name.

>leg day
>core
>'how much do you bench'

>high test

>detox
>toned
>crunches
>transform fat into muscle
>"taking" protein
>DYEL

>leg day
>stretching
>creatine
>bulking/cutting

Please be bait dear god.

>leg day
>split
>ppl
> "X" day
>need a spot

>periodization
>wilks score
>5/3/1

Posting about a dyel posting poster is another good indicator.

theres literally nothing wrong with any of those you dyel
here goes
>i dont want to get too big
>just wanna get TONED
>youre jacked
>man my legs are so sore i can barely walk

Congratulations.

This is the shittiest comeback I have ever read on the internet.

Don't you ever, EVER respond to my thread again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hide your own insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What exactly do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.

>I plan my workouts for the entire year
>I lurk /fraud/ and use steroids
>I plan my grocery shopping and meals monthly
>I count calories and macros
>I've been working out for over an decade
>My total only went up by 115 lbs this year

fucking dyels lmao

oh man, this is my new favorite copy pasta

>DYEL

kek

i see you hang alot with dyels nah... dont worry, you are goinh to make it.

Don't you ever, EVER respond to my comment again unless you're going to say something not full of faggotry. I have had it up to here with your faggotry ruining this board because of what you think are 'not gay' or 'no homo' comments, when really you're just trying to hide your own insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What exactly do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL homo behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be dick to pay.

newfag detected

>calling our lord zyzz a newfag
>kill yourself

Our Lord Zyzz is in heaven and watching over us. Many wolfs in sheep clothings will arise and call thereselfs Messiah!
Open your yeys and dont let them fool you.

zyzz

>Veeky Forums
>fit
>Rippetoe

>>What are some words/phrases that immediately let you know you're talking to a DYEL?
OP's post

>lifting weights
>breathing
>eating big
>going to the chopper

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>how many scoops?!?
>what's so bad about humanity?
>I'd be happy being in the top 6%
>I've trained my arms for 7 hours already, I don't think I can go on
>snacks count as meals

I just read that out loud. pretty good one, desu.

also recaptcha just asked me to ID "boats" but they were all tall ships.

Wanker.

Kuk

What are some words/phrases that immediately let you know you're talking to a DYEL?

Starting this shitty thread

Proletarian is a good word, you should read 1984.
Even if you don't read it's a good read.

Does he say saloon instead of bar? That would piss me off

So OP. You don't get DOMS? Or use creatine? Or get hypertrophy? Or bulk/cut? Or think a full body workout is good? Tell us what YOU do then you dicklet.

>fish trust
Never trust a fish.

>thereselfs
LOOK! There's elfs.

he
>drink alot
>benchpress
>deadlifts
>squats
> and so on...

>I've trained my arms for 7 hours already, I don't think I can go on

Look! There´s a fag

>I don't want to get too bulky from doing bodyweight
>Detox
>Too much weight makes you bulky
>My calf genetics are bad so it never grows

>I've trained my arms for 7 hours already, I think I can go on