>that guy who breathes in the same vicinity as me in the gym.
That guy who breathes in the same vicinity as me in the gym
>that guy who doesn't wipe between reps
>That guy who plays music through his gym bag really loud.
>that guy who puts spiders on the bar before lifting.
>that guy that doesn't sacrifice the head of a baby lamb before hitting his PR.
>that guy who brings his own mannequins to spot him
>that guy who doesn't eat the testicles of a Siberian tiger in between reps
>tfw forget to brush my teeth
>tfw on cardio machine right beside girl, breathing pretty heavily
So much regret
>That guy who drinks tortoise blood between each exercise
don't worry bro she probably didn't even notice your existence.
>unable to go to gym for several months
>finally healthy again and return this week
>faggots doing nothing but curls for 45 minutes
>all of them snap chatting the whole time
>instagramming while taking a break from snap chatting
Please tell me the rest of you guys don't do this shit. Outside of a Current Body Thread I guess I've never seen people shameless enough to beg for attention like that before....at least in person.
>that manlet hanging from the pull-up bar by his ankles whispering "Grow. Grow. Grow."
not with snapchat, no
>that guy squatting in blood pentagram
>that guy curling in the sacrificial witch dance
>that guy who brings his farm grown baby goat which he carefully nurtured with a select blend of hormone free nutritionally dense grass just so he can slice it's neck in a precise, yet pretty gruesome manner as a sacrifice for lucifer prior to hitting a deadlift PR.
Every single time.
>that guy that becomes dehydrated without drinking 2 gallons of water a day
this is me... am I dying?
The worst part is he deadlifts 3 times a week
Fucking japs
It's quite frankly a slipping hazard
>that guy who drinks water in between sets
>that guy who saves thumbnails
>that guy who lifts for The Third Reich
Oh shit you have that guy in your gym as well? Seriously where do they come from?
>he's not a Chad
keep hitting those squats, beta boy
go to bed chris
>That guy who wears OHP into the basketball shorts rack