That guy who breathes in the same vicinity as me in the gym

>that guy who breathes in the same vicinity as me in the gym.

>that guy who doesn't wipe between reps

>That guy who plays music through his gym bag really loud.

>that guy who puts spiders on the bar before lifting.

>that guy that doesn't sacrifice the head of a baby lamb before hitting his PR.

>that guy who brings his own mannequins to spot him

>that guy who doesn't eat the testicles of a Siberian tiger in between reps

>tfw forget to brush my teeth
>tfw on cardio machine right beside girl, breathing pretty heavily

So much regret

>That guy who drinks tortoise blood between each exercise

don't worry bro she probably didn't even notice your existence.

>unable to go to gym for several months
>finally healthy again and return this week
>faggots doing nothing but curls for 45 minutes
>all of them snap chatting the whole time
>instagramming while taking a break from snap chatting

Please tell me the rest of you guys don't do this shit. Outside of a Current Body Thread I guess I've never seen people shameless enough to beg for attention like that before....at least in person.

>that manlet hanging from the pull-up bar by his ankles whispering "Grow. Grow. Grow."

not with snapchat, no

>that guy squatting in blood pentagram

>that guy curling in the sacrificial witch dance

>that guy who brings his farm grown baby goat which he carefully nurtured with a select blend of hormone free nutritionally dense grass just so he can slice it's neck in a precise, yet pretty gruesome manner as a sacrifice for lucifer prior to hitting a deadlift PR.

Every single time.

>that guy that becomes dehydrated without drinking 2 gallons of water a day

this is me... am I dying?

The worst part is he deadlifts 3 times a week

Fucking japs

It's quite frankly a slipping hazard

>that guy who drinks water in between sets

>that guy who saves thumbnails

>that guy who lifts for The Third Reich

Oh shit you have that guy in your gym as well? Seriously where do they come from?

>he's not a Chad
keep hitting those squats, beta boy

go to bed chris

>That guy who wears OHP into the basketball shorts rack