What are some manly things your dad taught you? My dad taught me how to roll a cigarette

1) not to waste money on dumb shit
2) how to save money/invest
3) how to do home repairs/remodels
4) how to properly treat women
5) how to get through college with minimal debt
6) how to not be a douche
7) how to repect people and be humble
8) dem genetic gains aka how not to be a manlet

>mfw dad is 6'3"
>mfw I'm 6'4"

Thanks dad.

My dad is a bipolar, alcoholic piece of shit who leeches off my mother. God I fucking hate him

Where to hit a woman

How to beat the shit out of someone when they call you a pussy.
What to tell the police when they catch you (hint: not a godamn thing)
How to have your 6 year old son traumatized by having the SWAT team kick down your door at 6am before your second day of first grade and sent away to prison for 6 years.
How to survive in prison
Who the best attorney in town is

But more importantly

How to get your shit together and be an awesome grandfather , the opposite of the father you were who has been sober for 12 years.

Love you and all your flaws pop.

Before you ask I'm Cuban.

my dad taught me how to use a chop saw, a jigsaw, a hand saw, drills, files...all kinds of basic tools.

My dad taught me that life is short and no woman is worth not cheating on.

Taught me that you can have a kid and have nothing to do with raising that kid by sending monthly payments

How to fish. How to fix a puntured bike tyre. How to avoid the groid.

my dad taught me that smoking was his main regret and to do it is fucking retarded

taught me how to set bones and take a punch and that everyone deserves a second chance

>What are some manly things your dad taught you? My dad taught me how to roll a cigarette.
W2c those sneakers?

Wow...my dad taught me nothing about being a man.

Is your dad half black?

He taught me to be condescending to my mom

He taught you how to roll cancer congrats

my dad taught me to beat my mother and then left after years of abusing us.

its like being black but i dont get to steal

My parents were both selfish country bumpkins who never taught me shit. I've had to figure everything out for myself. They kept me fed and clothed and shit so that's cool. Ambivalent feels.

Mine works all week and has the internet raise me. Anytime I've asked how to do something he snaps at me and tells me YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW THIS ALREADY (what the fuck, did he expect public schooling to teach me anything about life?) So I have to Google shit which doesn't really leave the same impact as a human being reaching out and imparting knowledge. Needless to say he's not a father.

Plus you have a small dick.

My dad taught me how to masturbate like a man

>so that's cool
It's the least they could fucking do. You never asked to be spawned. I hope they know they've ruined your life not the other way around.

IKTF. Except my parents where just poor as fuck with no ambition. So glad I can buy my own kids the nice things I never had.

...

>/k/ dad tried to teach me how to shoot
>I was a little bitch afraid of the recoil

Socialism and neoliberalism both like human rights. But everybody else does too, big fucking deal. And that's only thing they have in common. But socialism is for state interfering in people's business, supporting poor, free education and health care, blah blah, while liberals (read: libertarians) are for: give big companies all the power, if you don't have money die you scum. You can't really put those two in the same basket.

Lot of edgy angst ITT. You people are why humanity is doomed.

my dad didn't do anything at all in all my life, he just gave money to my mom which bought me things and sent me to school

he bought me a computer when i was like 8 years old and said that it was the best purchase he ever did (yeah because it meant that the computer would do all the teaching for him)

anyway the only time i remember i asked directly him for help he just said "you need to improvise son :^), you learn by improvising" which in that situation was like a "just b urself" (we were doing some manual labor in which we had to dig and do some concrete for shit)

he actually made me fuck up everything because i didn't know and then he did it correctly just to show me how it's done

so by a long shot my dad is a drunkard insecure guy but at least he is not violent

You sure got me there friendo, did your dad teach you how to insult people in a taiwanese basket-weaving website?

How to drive everyone you love away from you.....

How is someone supposed to treat women, user?

He taught me how to be a subservient beta piece of shit.

Shining image of what I don't want to be.

How to shoot, how to drive stick, that you're wasting your time if your work isn't helping others (he's a doctor), and that parenting is the highest calling on earth.

Th-thanks dad. Sorry for the times you caught me fapping to hentai.

carpentry, plumbing, electrical repairs, appliance repairs, heavy duty cleaning, cooking

If you don't know how to fix a plug with a box cutter and tape then you're a fucking disgrace

fpbp?..

He taught me that I should respect myself before anyone else, and that I should take care of my assets.

Haven't spoken to him in over 3 months.

>Captcha is pies

what the fuck. can they disable food captchas on Veeky Forums I'm on a fucking CLEAN BULK GODDAMMNIT

He taught me to never half-ass something, to not be a bitch, and to respect my moms. And how to shoot a gun, drive a forklift, check oil, how to fix a ton of shit, how to hide your emotions, how to work hard, and that honesty is very important.

And a ton of other stuff.

Off the top of my head: how to shoot a gun, how to change oil, how to fish

Im sure theres more

My dad never taught me to be a man. Most of the time he was either drinking or at work. My mom's raising me didn't help either.

Over the past couple years I've been trying to teach myself to be a man, but it's hard. I'm only 18, so I have some time.

lol fag

>My dad never taught me to be a man
>to be a man

Top kek.

What does this mean, exactly?

are you belgian by any chance?

Nah, American.

cave explorer

How to lie
How to manipulate

Might be girls thing desu but I learnt through watching and he was the best

an adult with XY chromosomes, essentially

>jelly for a real father

How to take a right cross

How to not be what you are

Hooooly fuck. This thread is the worst.

Apparently Veeky Forums is the end result of a lack of proper father figures in people's lives.

I feel bad for you guys. My dad is the best person I've ever met. He has never let me down, even though I sure have let him down before.

How to do basic car repair and maintenance
How to grill
How to camp (building fires, finding campsites, setting up equipment)
How to do basic home repair
How to chop wood
Tons of shit I don't even know to attribute to him

He's a pretty based dad, even though he's a Bill O'Reilly conservative retard

Best response of the thread, but that's not saying much.

>Taught me its not ok to be fat
>Taught me that its not ok to be a pussy, and that I should stand up for myself. Told me from an early age that he'd rather me get beat up than be someone's bitch
>Taught me how to use tools/build things
>Gave me fighting experience (by which I mean we ended up getting into a lot of fights because we both wanted to be the alpha of the family.)

All in all he didn't really teach me any useful skills, but he's a cool guy. He often laments the pussyfication of the modern male, and that there are so many fat people.

He also works with disabled children, which is more or less the exact opposite of what you'd expect, but that's neither here nor there.

Well my mom taught me how to ride a bike, my friends taught me how to play soccer (europoor here), my dad tried to teach me how to swim and failed, he didn't teach me how to shave, or drink responsibly, or anything. He did teach me how to ride a scooter, though. And recently I figured out he might be a closet racist, when we drove past our Arab work colleague and my father made a remark about how he better not try and talk to us, even though that specific Arab guy is really friendly and nice.

Disabled kids don't have a choice, tho.

Fat people are the worst because they are lazy.

>Arab guy is really friendly and nice

You're father is trying to protect your stupid ass

>implying whoever made that pic wouldn't have an aneurysm if I sat during the national anthem
>implying whoever made that pic would survive during the Viking era without police or the justice system to protect them when they tried to rape a warlords daughter

I wasn't insulting disabled people or anything. As far as I'm concerned, they are the only ones with an actual excuse.

That being said, its the last job you'd expect my dad to have. But he loves it, and apparently everyone he works with loves him, so good for them.

how to fuck like a man.

Your dad sounds pretty cool, user. God knows I wouldn't have the patience for that sort of job

Miami i bet.

*how to fuck a man

Go back to school or at least read the wiki on these two things. Your dad definitely didnt. They are not quite opposite but in today's world they basically are. I feel bad even helping you. S.m.h

>he thinks smoking cigarettes is manly
Did he teach you how to suck dick too?

You can't fuck like a man if you can't fuck a man, f@m. They go hand in anus.

Taught me to critically think about people , situations , things
Taught me to not give a fuck about other people and be my own man
Taught me how to use every powertool needed to remodel a home
Taught me how to ride a bike
Taught me how to invest money
Taught me how to fish and basics of driving a boat
Taught me not to be scared of anything because life dosnt wait for cowards
He went to jail because he was a cocaine cowboy and when he came out i was 12 and he did the best dam job anyone could
He calls me every day still to ask how my day was
He told me to find a woman that i could be really good friends with and date her. Been with that girl for 9 years now.

Wish i was a better son
Thanks dad

Wow, I expected a different ending after the cocaine bit. Good on him for finishing what he started.

Taught me how to drink scotch
Taught me how to pour a beer
Taught me how to skate (ice, not board)
Taught me how to water ski
Taught me how to drive a boat

My dad taught me how to suck a dick like a no home man

how to bottle up my anger

If you don't think that smoking cigarettes is manly, then you've probably already sucked too many dicks to count.

>tfw your dad didn't have a dad so he doesn't know how to be a dad and i won't either

My dad redpilled me about women way before your autists designated a reddit about it

He taught me that there are 3 types of people in this world.

> People that make things happen
> People that watch things happen
> People that wonder what the fuck happened

I wish my dad taught me useful things. He didn't teach me anything and blames it all on me, saying I was never interested. He just worked and slept. I was raised entirely by an stupid, emotional mother.

>monthly payments

so... no

My dad raped my sister when I was a baby. Was never a part of my life since.

Was your dad Steve Backley?

Change a tire and car battery, driving, mowing a lawn, a small amount of karate

Good things take hard work and time

Get a bunch of kids, leave the family, neglect them, live as a millionaire

thanks dad

He taught me how to:
>replace board paneling and paint houses
>simple fixes to engines
>how to eat healthy and exercise
>what to look for in a woman (strength of character)
>enjoy social harmony
>appropriate levels of gleeful stoicism
>to read lots of books on history
>to appreciate older cinema
>to pursue learning other languages
>how to cook
>the value of manual labor around the yard and house
>practical applications of tools
>how to take care of your property, and how to make it last
>to be frugal and to live so that nothing goes to waste
>to always maintain a certain level of muscle mass without lifting

He also gave me great genes for muscle building and a handsome face. Thanks dad. Thanks for being 6'1". Now I'm 6'3".

oh
im sorry

My dad taught me how to fix things

Dad taught me when to leave when it got too hard.

Never knew him.

Kek, my dad taught me to roll one too when I was like seven. After that I always rolled one for him when he wanted a smoke. He was always very strict about me not starting smoking though.

We also built a lots of things and he taught me about cars and fixing them. He also showed me the dangers of alcoholism by giving a good example of how not to do things. Thank god he has it under control nowadays.

How to blackout from rage
How to displace blame
How to lie, swear and steal

Holy shit am i black

>rolling a cig is manly

Hahahahahahahaahahahabhahahahahahahha literally a 8/10 baka desu senpai lad

my dad taught me how to do my own taxes

He taught you these things by not existing, didn't he?

when my dad found out i was gay he tried to teach me how to put a condom on someone else using only my mouth

shit was weird

my dad is very handy but i feel the only thing he's taught me is how to drive. i haven't been an easy student though and he's always been very encouraging.