GUYS HELP ME I THOUGHT IT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK U GUYS TOLD ME MY PLAN WOULD WORK! LET ME XPLAIN PLEASE COPS ARE ON THEIR...

Please be real

>"To be chase by men in white means I love you more"

By "men in white" do you mean the staff at the mental ward you're going to you fucking maniac.

>WHAT DO

Ask Veeky Forums for help, obviously.

This. Can't tell though. We need timestamp proof or some shit user.

Turn yourself in.

10/10 great story
Did you die at the end?

holy fucking shit this is pure autism
change identity right away. delete all social media, fuck up your phone (dont just toss it in the trash, I mean wreck it). fuck the sim card too, go to a different state, rent a house, cut all previous connections and move. after moving, get haircut, spray tan and do something to your face, like shave all your hair off, and try to get something to hide your face like scars or some shit. at this point you just have to stay absolutely low key that is don't leave the house only for work/shopping, screw the gym for now it's not worth the risk. you now have to get a really shitty job that won't require an ID or any shit like that. just mop the floors or some stupid low-paid job like that and live very very frugally. then once a year or two passes by get a new identity and live your life, all good.

GUYS IM STILLALIVE QUICK PLAYING WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I GO TO A LAWYER? IM FIVE STATES AWAY.I WAS THINKING OF BURNING THE EVIDENCEAND GETTING RID OF THEKNIFE AND PRETENDING IT NEVER HAPPENED

How much you squat / bench / deadlift, OP?
If your combined strength roll is over 1500 lbs you get out of jail free.

Failing that, plead insanity.

you fucked up big time, retard

Ditch your car and belongings and start hitchhiking. Murder the people who stop and steal their possessions and car and keep doing this in every new state. See how far you can get.

This seems to be your only option. Except the part where you get a new life. After 1-2 years pass just an hero

I'm EU so i know shit about US states, but you should go to the opposite side of the continent. Choose something like Oregon/Washington or something like that. Try to find a very very remote location where you won't be found out. If I were you I'd move like really far away maybe go full on extreme mode and go into Alaska or some shit like that just to escape the paranoia. The girl will probably be really pissed for some time but eventually she will give up then you'll be good. Don't attempt any contact whatsoever just don't even try you will fuck things up even more. I'll be going to the gym soon so I can't provide a full how-to guide but just beware user the world is harsh but if you keep your head low, you'll survive. Good luck out there.
Alternatively, just turn yourself in and you'll serve a lower sentence, try to explain the fact that you are autistic or something and just say that it wasn't you that was acting like that that night, you were overwhelmed by emotions. However you will have a criminal record that will be there forever. Alternatively, contact the girl and try to talk it out with her, send some money as an apology and tell her you're deeply sorry and you will not contact her ever again. (You should say the same thing you would say to the cops that you were really shocked and shit, you couldn't control yourself.)

Also watch a few youtube videos about how to change your walk, your interactions with people, your way of talking etc so it will be harder for her to spot you again although she might because you just dont forget something like this lol.
Anyways good luck user whether this is BS or not I hope at least someone from this thread finds my wall of text semi-interesting.
You could an hero right away, what's the point of trying to survive if you're just going to kys anyway?

Re-reading I know I contradicted myself a few times.
>Don't attempt any contact whatsoever
in the event you choose to run away and hide
>try to talk it out with her
if you choose the other (safer but much boring) way

good luck user
pls be true

cont.
>pissed off some clansmem but il talk abotutn thatlater

lolwut

GUYS I ONLY HAVE $500 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. MY PLAN SO FAR IS TO HEAD TO MEXICO. MY PARETNS JAVE BEEN CALLING MEBUT I THINK THEPOLICE ALREADY CALLED THEM FUCK. I THINK IM GONNA GO OUT WITH A BANG FML IDK WHAT TO DO

IM NOT LYING ABOUT IT PLZ I NEED UR HELP DO ANY OF U LIVEIN NORTH CAROLINA NEAR CHARLOTTE? PLEASE IM DESPESPATE

>MY PLAN SO FAR IS TO HEAD TO MEXICO
FUCK OFF MATE WE ARE FULL

This... I'm having a shitty day and this is making my week.

Clansman story pls user...

>tfw this story is a better work of fiction then most movies

turn yourself in but say nothing to the cops
ask only for a lawyer

Holy shit this might actually be real.

Alright here's my advice.

1. Turn off your caps lock.
2. As other user's suggested, smash everything that makes you trackable.
3. Send a friend to get the money out of the bank account
4. Browse with proxies only
5. Make a run for it. Buy a laptop you can use with proxies mb with some of the money so you can contact people from underground.

If you do get caught:

1. Get a really good lawyer as soon as possible and tell him the whole story first.
2. ????
3. Profit.

News article?

This has to be bait. Nobody can be this stupid. Right ?

if for some crazy reason, this is actually true... Surrender and immediately ask for a lawyer.

I mean, you're looking at 20+ for breaking and entering, aggravated assault and assault with a deadly weapon.

U wot m8?*

No news source, no nothing. Think about it- if you were in the run from the cops, would you wait around for someone to get back to you on a "need advice" post?
This story is bullshit

these

Turn yourself in, ask for a lawyer, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THE POLICE (don't be like those retards who sign away their right to remain silent), and maybe you can get off with some small fines and minor charges.

It's all about face, frame and height OP. If you have all of them you're fine.

You could probably get off with an insanity plea if I'm honest

lmao OP is in my state. I hope this makes the news. Where in NC are you now OP?

>Holy shit this might actually be real

CAN WE PLEASEMEET UP IM NEAR CHARLOTTE RIGHT NOW (LIKE AN HOUR AWAY) I DONT WANNA GIVEUP MY LOCATION. I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY WHATS UR NUMBER OR EMAIL I CAN CALL U. I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH RESOURCES

>small fines and minor charges
>broke into a house with a knife
>stabbed a guy
>threw a toolbox at the love of his life

Again, dude's looking at 20+

If your lucky you'll be bucking for parole by 2035

Hahaha fuck you dude. I would never let you stay with me. You just stabbed an innocent (white) man.

pedos get less than that for worse my dude

Lmao, I am 45 minutes from Charlotte.
So, would Veeky Forums meet up with a stranger on the run from the law after stabbing a guy?

Dubs decides

OP head down to Cali, I know a guy there who needs a cameraman. You sound perfect for the job.

kek
if its dubs u meet him up and turn him in

WHERE IN CALLI??can i email u??

HOW AM I INNOCENT HE ATTACKED ME FIRST

if dubs find his location and call the cops

The throws of passion burn hot user, don't let this discourage you.

Don't back down, double down. This girl and her family clearly mistook what you were trying to say. Sometimes love is complicated and you guys love eachother so much its obviously causing alot of confusion. She called you her bestie user, that's not just something you take lightly. You need to drive back there and finish reading her your poem. Show her your love no bounds. You already traveled into the dragons lair and you slayed it. The hard part is finished now you just have to go back and get your princess :^)

>Tell him you will meet him.
>Set a location
>Alert authorities
>Chuckle sensibly
Just tell OP this post is stupid and you would never do that to a fit bro and he will trust you.

This OP. Women love persistent men who take what they want. Google it. Its worth a Google.

>he fell for the women meme

sucks to be you

>HOW AM I INNOCENT HE ATTACKED ME FIRST
This is America mother fucker. When you break into someones home, you are liable to get shot in the dick. Be grateful he only tried to tackle you. You dumb fucking moron.

Try going to Gold's and ask around for a big tatted guy named Rich. Tell him Veeky Forums sent you to be his apprentice.

Face the consequences, if you try to run it'll only get worse, you fucked up, deal with it.

Things that never happened the post.

3/10 made me reply

>You dumb fucking moron
>Believing the story
Well someone here is definitely a dumb fucking moron but i don't thunk it's OP...

This is what you're gonna do mang, you're gonna have to suck some dick for money and use it to get a greyhound ticket to Los Angeles. Once you're in L.A you can easily make fake Id's and fake SS so you can still make a living.

>people replying to b8 this obvious

do what moot did once

flee to mexico

you'll be a fugitive, marshals will be after you, you will be on a wanted list

but flee to mexico

Help him mane

Do it!

>pedos get less than that for worse

Thats not how you add up crimes user....

OK guys sorry for the cap I'm just scared and don't know what to do thanks for your advice though. For the guys who want the Klansmen story:
>be on the way
>Have to drive through Pennsylvania and Ohio to get to Indiana and im not familiar with any of these states
>get lost looking for a gas station and applebees
>FML
>drive for what appears to be 30 minutes towards nowhere until I end up finally getting back to or close to civilization in PA
>looks like a small rural village and I see an old guy (60s) cutting his lawn
>Yell to him to ask directions to nearest highway
>He doesn't answer
>I yell again louder
>No answer mfw
>Get out car and start walking to him to ask for directions
>"What's your name, son"
>Think I scared him
>I tell him my name and tell him the journey I'm taking to confess my love to this girl
>Tells me about how he met his wife after serving in the army
>Think he's a nice guy
>Invites me in to have a drink
>Oh no...
>Go in house
>See Confederate flag on his wall
>Feel uneasy
>Shake it off and decide to just have a drink and leave
>We talk
>He talks about the army, america back in his day, and how America is going to shit
>Agree and say "I can't believe we're getting candidates who don't even deserve the nomination let alone the presidency

Cont.
>Laughs and says he knows what I mean
>Tell him "trump man. That guys a racist, bigot, and has no right to talk to people like that."
>Tone changes
>His wife looks down and shakes her head
>He laughs a little, slams his glass down, and looks me in the eye with a stern look
>Oh fuck
>"You a nigger lover, boy?"
>I say "they're people too, don't say that about them."
>He leans in and says "I don't take too kindly to nigger lovers. I think it's time for you to go."
>Proudly say I'm Hispanic (I'm light skin Hispanic)
>Oh fuck
>I didn't realize he had a gun in his pocket...
>Aims his gun at me "I served in the army for 22 years to protect this country. Get out of this house, and I won't blow your spic brain back to Mexico."
>Say "yes sir"
>Walk slowly to my car
>See his neighbors look out their window
>Gives me the directions I need to get on the highway
>Get up and walk slowly to car
>Stops me
>Gets his car
>Few of his neighbors get in mine
>Oh fuck..
>They have guns
>All stare at me
>I'm crying
>Drive slowly behind him to find highway
>"What's this here?"
>Stop him from touching my poems for her
>all of them glare at me and tell me to just drive and I won't die
>"Didn't know these spics was educated"
>Reach highway
>They take my $60 before they leave
>They get in his car and drive off
>Speed off
>Mfw that was lunch money

kek

This is some obvious fucking bait. Fuck this place really has turned to r9k. Mongoloids.

Takes one to know one, my friend.

Dubs say become a co-conspirator in OPs fake story by driving him to Mexico

Almost half possibly believable until this, nice try OP

nice quadruple quads

cool story

>meet him

send to jail

post screencaps of conversations as proof

OP HERE

I DID NOT POST THIS. QUIT JOKING GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS.

I SPOKE TO A LAWYER AND HE SAID IM LOOKING AT 6 YEARS MINIMUM!!! EVEN THOUGH IM INNOCENT. ILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER. ILL UPDATE U GUYS WHEN I GET MORE INFO.

IF IT COMES DOWN TO IT ILL AN HERO. I CANT GO TO JAIL

THIS IS HER FAGGOT BOYFRIEND. HE DOESNT EVEN LIFT

Alright OP. Give me definitive proof of this and I'll help you out

HOW CAN I GIVE PROOF? DO U HAVE SKYPE? I CAN SHOW U THE MESSAGES

>Almost half possibly believable until this

PLEASE GUY'S SHES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

T8ks 4 the b8 m8

ur not white? nice knowing ya ese.

6 years of Convict Conditioning will make you the next king of Veeky Forums. Or will it? Only one way to find out. Bite the bullet, OP.

Total dog. Ruined the story for me tbqh fami

>murderoiding for this

Meet pls

Were dealing with a retard here i dont think he can handle a normal life much less a life of a runaway fugitive.

I want this to be true so we can hear about the brutal homosexual prison rape when he returns in 8 years. No homo.

fucking kek, enjoy your daily test boosts in prison

Hahah holy fuck OP. Just an hero. This is the pinical of autism

PLS GUYS LOOK AT THEZ MEESAGDS SHES I CARE ABOUT HER SO MUCH I DNT WANNA LOSE THIS

X-Ddddd

>Bestie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not sure if this is bait or not but holy fuck, nice story. I expect to see this on the news, or to see it deleted.

OP i can help you. I own a farm in NC. Do you want to meet me downtown?

If you go to meet him DT Charlotte, I will join as well. Armed as fuck though

> GUY WHAT DO IT DO?!?
Not make up stories on Veeky Forums next time my man

Pls do.
For the lulz.

Don't forget to take advantage of him!