What did you bring to the tailgate, user?

>tfw noon kickoff
>tfw gains killing begins at 8am with bailey's

C-chicken and rice and my own personal water bottle....

>tfw 7:30pm kickoff
>tfw gains killing begins at 7:30am with mimosas
>tfw gains killing continues thru the whole day with high life, daiquiris, and jambalaya
>tfw cant even remember going to the game only coming to at half when the band starts playing

>when you go to Alabama and it's a complete fuckfest

A gallon of milk

>mimosas and daiquiris
pls be in london?

>waking up early for a night kick
>not going out the night before
What are you doing m8?

kek

>what did you bring to the threesome, user?

>9gag watermark

REEEEEEEEEE

>yeah, user, what is it? I'm always starving after.

Your tickets to the gun show.

12 pack of Two-Hearted

>In 2009, Sterger had her breast implants removed, stating that they had served their purpose for her career.
pure savage

holy fuck hi lotus, whatchu look like these days? still bleached your hair? also pic

got fat. black hair. too disgusted with my current form to document :(

are you bulking or just took a rest and got normal fat?

pretty smart of her

ninja stars

not even bulking, all those years of high calorie eating caught up to me. metabolism is fucked. former shell of self...

ouch. i'd just fraud at that point.

thinking more like an hero...

Imagine being married to Riley Reid.
Anywhere you go with her every single guy will be looking at you/her like "yeah, i've seen her get fucked." Anyone you ever meet with her would also have the same reaction. That poor chick has maybe a few years left before she becomes pretty much useless in front of a camera and then it's all ogre for her, professionally.

ah you'll be fine. something something life roller coaster blahblahblah.

...

>fsu
Kek

>state school

Are you even trying to make it?

please go

let me guess, you went to harvard, then harvard business school, and now you live in the american gardens building?

RPers kill me

Fake tit repellant

Her.

DEEZ NUTS

Anyone know her name?

I don't deserve the girl I really deep down love the most. So yea. DEEZ NUTS

t. football team got demolished by a literal clown college

she still gonna have more money than you'll ever see

Fking at least try reverse image search you summer fag. Pretty sure it comes up.

Not the user youre replying to, but see the trick is to taper off the drinking around 12 the Friday night before and start chugging water
That way you can still go out and get some numbers to meet up with the next day aaaaand enjoy your morning beer shotguns/mimosas/bloody mary's

>"what tailgate"
>Realize Im at a tailgate
>Oh shit
>Open up my edc
>A bunch of slivovitza and ketamine
>PArty all dya

>what did you bring to the tailgate, user?

My wife's son. Y... you?

This is some 2000 type era shit.

I remember when those FSU bitches got famous on the internet for 15 mins.

Same here. Which game is yours?