I want to be so swole my job is protect ungrateful teen stars

I want to be so swole my job is protect ungrateful teen stars.

That's my fantasy.

What's your lifting fantasy?

That's their bodyguard? He looks like he'd tear off your cock!

He's a big guy

Ariana is a teen?

I want a son who will claim I'm the strongest man in the world.

Then his friends will fuck him up for being a lying piece of shit.

For you

god, her skin looks like shit and the lashes are bad drag city

are we sure she's not a damaged little man

>her bodyguard is a man that fo sho ladies wink wink

Dan Schneider got to her

fuckin' a, how much is a twink of that caliber worth? top shelf top shelf top shelf

I want to become so strong that I get a gf

he looks pretty pissed off in this picture

That's got to be an annoying job. Extremely well paid for what it entails, but annoying as fuck.

you just KNOW

he looks like a irl hentai villain rapist waiting to happen. Someone get that innocent tranny away from him

Your job is too look fucking scary all the time

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I wish I could be a high profile bodyguard. Currently a cop with a law degree, 6'3, taking bjj and will add in boxing when i get to blue belt. Will that be enough with 5 years police experience?

If you spent the 5 years haggling with people on the street, yes, if you were an office cuck arguing with people about their tickets, no.

to become 2D

I choose my station in 3 days, going undercover plainsclothes officer if possible. Maybe Narcotics, or Homicide.

I want to be so swole I get to fuck teen stars in front of their bodyguards.
That's my fantasy.
What is yours?

She looks dead inside.

I think you'll need connections for that kind of work.

I bet she rides him like a bicycle.

Whichever has less paperwork.

I don't understand why people are so attracted to Arianna, Kim K., that Kylie Jenner girl, etc. They all look so fake

Fame and status

Underrated.

>narcotics, homocide or uc which will probably put you in vice/narcotics

>having any of those be any less paperwork than a regular beat.

shit i'd rather work a friday saturday or a fucking holiday on foot than deal with the miniscule things lt will probably shit on you for in terms of what you did or didn't write in your reports for any of those 3 jobs.

good luck tho, hope you can land a boring plainclothes where you catch fuckers j-walking and littering most of the day, or they put you in public gatherings during sporting events.

who is girl on the right

user that won't help you from getting shot or stabbed by their insane stalkers.

This never happens though.