Things that a girl has that make your dick instantly hard

>Things that a girl has that make your dick instantly hard.

Wavy bob hairstyles on a girl. So fucking hot.

This isn't fitness related, get the fuck out of here.

>when a girl carries around a shaker bottle

IS IT FITNESS NOW BITCH?

Veeky Forums

Sweat.

>a penis

top tier breasts

Went to a bar with my classmates and this thing is seated at the same table as us (there were people from different faculties).

>looked like a religious girl (dressed very decently, no excess makeup)
>pretty face, fat ass and big tits
>kept stressing over how she had drunk too much (had two glasses of wine)
>kept stretching her back while pushing her chest forth and pulling her ponytail

I know she was a cleverly disguised semen demon but man does that innocent girl play get me going.

Wears a nice, long dress or more professional clothing like pic related

Um ya it is. Get off of my board kid

Gains

tits are cheating

broad shoulders
not like female bodybuilder broad but like a gymnast or a swimmer or something
that shit makes me diamonds

Cat ears

pits

dancing

also, biting her lips

Dog filter

if i am totally honest

>a pulse

HNNNNGGG Guns..

red hair and a warrior spirit

Insecurity

>Professional clothing
>Jeans
choose one

A feminine dick

>a girl has a dick that makes your dick instantly hard
ftfy

Love me some sweaty girls

what a lewd sweat stain

This
I look to girls to fuck, insecurities make this more likely

Sweat and freckles

sauuuuuuuuuuuce

>fat, near naked man entering the frame and ruining it when you least want it
Just like my pornos

kek

as well as a flat chest? fuck off you beta cuck

>as well as a flat chest?
Oh man, dont remind me
Super hot chick at the gym, ass like a porn star, cute as hell and small tits
Close to perfect but she is 5'9'' so its not all good
Id sell my asshole to get that chick

Are you me ?

>not liking tall chicks

girl's over 5'8 frightens the manlet

myself i'm 6'1 and love to have a 6'3 gf. imagine the reacharounds.

I know what you mean. I'm 5'11 and I've been with 6'1 girl.

Im 6'1'' so she is close to my heigh and its a turn off
Now girls who are 5'2''...damn

Nice tootsies, clean and pink like a mouses ear

>A chubby belly and love handles

My dick explodes.

enjoy having manlet sons

She sounds perfect to me I love tall girls with tiny bobs

like a kid

Im not looking to have kids, im looking to fuck

Oh fuck man, you should see her
She also has no higher education, is blonde and blue eyed plus she is very cute with no makeup on (ive seen both)
If it wasnt for the height id trip over myself trying to get in them pants

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>no higher education

Borderline

college is a joke these days, everyone has a diploma now

Only 30% of college students actually graduate.

And most of them are retards.

My issue with girls who are higher educated are two
First off girls who are smarter are worse off in bed, lower sex drive and think too much so they are harder to get off which is unattractive
Second smarter girls are more likely to leave you when shit hits the fan since she knows she can replace you quite quickly

Sure dumb girls know they can replace you but you can atleast trick them into thinking there arent guys as good as you out there and it might work

>promoting unrealistic body standards for womyn

I always imagine her mouth being full of my cum

I think she is on some kind of stimulant.

Look at het eyes.

Might be mdma because her lips are very red.

its always that weird motherfucker that ruins the thread

You sound like a healthy, secure, well adjusted individual

Enter the fat beer gut who knows what the camera likes best.

>Motherly
>Veeky Forums + Veeky Forums
I've got a pretty good hold on controlling my dick. It takes actual contact to get me diamonds now. So if a girl like above enters my atmosphere and is talking to me or touches me, I start facing serious problems, including flatulence.

This.

Learn to ballroom dance. Smoking hot women, you learn physical contact with out being autistic, and it's fun.

Yeah obviously you fucking retard, she's at a rave

White, innie-vaginas.
Cameltoes. Thigh gaps.
Vaginas in general, within reason.

>Enter the fat beer gut who knows what the camera likes best.

What? Babs is perfect.

>white innie-vaginas

best pussies obviously.... More pics

>What? Babs is perfect.

so, no tits is perfect now then? fucking faggot.

I can tell you that's not true....

As an HR manager for my company, you'd be surprised the number of uneducated people in the work force

>implying she needs huge tits with hips like this

>and I never talked to her again

>Small, cute, perky wonderful tits
>Big droopy, baggy veiny tits
hmm....tough choice indeed

two X chromosomes

Depends on the profession

SHUT THE FUCK YOU IGNORANT SHITLORD

Nothing wrong with wanting a stable relationship user and uneducated girls are better for this end

This is known

I liked this, until I got it. It's gross from like 90% of angles.

...

this

feminine penis

>plays with her hair
>that sideways smile
>biting her lips

also if she has some very seducing fragrance on her, that makes my dick explode

>Learn to ballroom dance
Implying I don't already know how? Lol

When I say I have a pretty good hold, I mean it's all unexpected nowadays. It's like it's all energetic or something, I can feel it when a girl is in my atmosphere for boner-inducing related reasons.
I can't look at a girl anymore and think dirty thoughts in the high-school happy place in my head. I have to be in the mood, she has to be in the mood, we have to be together, we have to be alone, we have to both know that the other wants the other. Which is all rare. But I'm not saying I don't have libido. I've been considering paying for an escort with every last penny of my financial aid return.

It just takes an experienced girl or woman and a little privacy or distance from others. Even more rare, and I seriously mean no more than twice within the last year, have I been around others and felt my dick move.
My dick's defenses went AWOL against the wavy black haired, 5'8", Navy trained milf with a Planet Fitness membership and tight, bright clothing and cherry red lips. She took up the oxygen in the room during her history lectures, and I'm fairly certain that history gets her wet.
And she wears this Star of David necklace, even has a bit of a large nose. So one day I was wearing my only pair of boxers with a huge rip in the crotch area with my only jeans to have a crotch hole and I think she saw my circumsized dick. Ever since then she would wear 'questionable' attire for a teacher (high heels). She would even walk around the room and do slight spins in direct line of my vision. But it was the uncommon number of split-second glances we shared during class that blast-mined karats in my pants for months.

>Fucking women man.

Girls wearing MAGA hats

tits and/or ass

>Bob hair on girls
>Big butt asians
>Tiny and cute
>etc

When a girl has hobbies, talent or interests.

Women these days have nothing interesting going on in their lives

Playing a stringed instrument well. If she can masterfully play a part in string quartet in f major or sonatine arranged in trio, I'll be totally dumbstruck, possibly in love, and fully erect.

any girl with nice eyes and cute face

>get qt 3.14 daughterlets who are much more desired instead
Eat shit cunt

Hips like these

Yeah no, the professions you wear jeans for aren't normally referred to as professional

>having daughters

>have a daughter
>she's a whore like all women

>have a son
>posts tfw no gf threads on fit

There is no winning