User, your handsome

>user, your handsome

How the FUCK do you respond to this? I legitimately just said "Thanks, you too" and realized later that I was a living meme. Fuck this.

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And you're beautiful, you want to make babby?

>thanks
>aww, thanks!
>haha, thanks!

i just say "thanks, i appreciate that" or some shit

>"I know"
>cheeky smile
Girls love overconfidence

Y-YOU Too .... Obviously

>contort your face
>"how about now?"

Chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor

This. Stick your tongue out and wiggle your fingers over your head and say "what about this!". Lol should make her laugh.

You say "aww how nice of you to say that, thank you." If qt that you like then you say something nice back as well. "you are really beautiful". Its not that fucking hard you autismo.

wow, pathetic.

Kek this made me laugh just thinking about it. Quite cheeky

"Thanks grandma"

Your handsome what?

>How the FUCK do you respond to this?

You need to say thanks then change the subject to something good for small talk in an effort to be more sociable with her.

Like if it happens in the gym. Say thanks in a pleasant way, then ask her about her work out or whatever...

Then see where the conversation goes.

When you're asking yourself, "how do I respond," that means you just need to talk about something in order to show her your personality, etc.

and YOU'RE retarded

Dumb bitch

...

YOU ME PIZZA
THEN LATER
I FOLD YOU OVER
LIKE A CALZONE

You fucking retard, you stupid, you say shit like this.
>Thank you baby
>You special
>I appreciate you

Whenever i get compliments like "youre so jacked" i just say "Thanks, I know"
It might be a douchey thing to do but lets be honest you cant be a humble little guy and get far in life.

Hehe thanks , i think you're quite beautiful yourself. Wanna come over my place tonight ? We can get some drinks and watch a movie. Then after you're passed out drunk I'll make love to your unconscious Lucius body.

>mfw I've always replied with shit like this without even thinking about it
Am I a secret Chad?

I banged ur mum
Am I a secret Chad?

D-Dad?

I pass it off by saying "you too" but in an obvious joking way, not autistic.

9/10 times it gets a laugh.

>you're very observant

Wait silently for like 3 seconds and they say. "Oh, thanks, i just thought you were joking:"

Y-you too mom

Just day "thanks", you are under zero obligation to return a compliment.

>tfw i fap to her lifting videos while famtasizing about being dominated by her

This

Who is she? Fuark

What if your smile and teeth are shit

>this no joke literally used to happen to me ALL the time no joke
>>>until the glands in my face swelled

Ill post her ig here when im done with workout

ok bro

Can also be used when the conversation isn't even about you
>Create excel table for project at work and add shit like certain cells turning red when they're empty
>Direct colleague, that works on the same project, comes back from her holiday
>Show her the table
>"Alright user, that looks good!"
>Shiteatinggrin.exe
>"I always look good."
>Giggles are had

It's never too late to fix your teeth. Don't go "aw fuck it they are shit already anyways" and see a dentist if you begin to develop problems with your teeth.

Tough luck if you have a weird smile, though.

Sauce

Lol no. This reeks of insecurity.

Just say thanks and maintain eye contact.

Feels good that I never have to worry about things like that. I don't think I ever got a compliment based on my appearance.

R-right?

It's the way you say it. You have to look in the eyes and give a hint of being pompous

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why did they started to swell?

Literally nothing you can say in response besides
>y-you too...

creatine

>Tfw I'll never have to worry about answering people complementing my face being handsome

Feels bad man

When someone calls me handsome i always say thx,just thx.

Just smile and say "I know"

I always say this because, you know, I'll not end with her in bed so I don't give a fuck, I'm not even handsome

Correct their grammar.

Underated

This, or a joking "Thanks! You too!"

>shall I of throw my fuck into you?

Just fucking say 'thanks', maintain eye contact and smile

It's not that hard

>thanks mom

I found the perfect response to 'Your hair looks nice'

Reply with

'Thanks I grew it myself'

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Good ones

My autism only allows me to either express extreme modesty or sarcastic arrogance when I'm complimented. I have no idea how to be gracious, especially when the compliments come from the opposite sex.

bit overused

but works, used it myself a couple times.

>You're not too bad yourself

Yep. It's only older female family members who say this.

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why

>I legitimately just said "Thanks, you too" and realized later that I was a living meme
This fucking happened to me recently.

>thanks, I water it everyday

>doesn't post story

the normie response

the Veeky Forums response

the nigger response

the fedora response

the only one i like

The autistic response.

The wry response

It's pretty much the usual.
>Meet girl I haven't seen in years
>"Wow user, you've gotten so handsome"
>"Y-you too"

the response to getting your respones called the fedora response

deep down your soul you will always be a fedora sperg

I hope to have this feel

Smooth. Perfect. Don't make it seem like you're interested, play it cool

>meet slut from school by chance on the street after haven't seen eachother for years
>she has been a total bitch back then and I was chubby
>hey, user!? wow you look great
>she says stopping and smiling right at me
>stop for a moment
>slowly move my eyes from her face down to her feet and back up
>"thanks"
>continue walking

I wish in life a little speech dialogue with options like this popped up...

>renegade option

How do you want to be perceived?

You can go shy, cocky, distant etc..

Shy makes you more approachable. Cocky attracts entirely different girls. Distant comes off as being hard to get.

If it's a hipstergirl or one like it, shy works well. Clubsluts go for cocky, "I know", for popular socialite gryllz just say thanks and leave it at that. Though if they look fragile or unstable go for something surprising or compliment them as well.

I had girls sperg out on me, that's way worse. No idea if they think you're hot or ugly.

I still remember this one..

>Oh. You don't look like your pictures at all.

She meant I looked better in person. Which her friends texted me the next day.

Tailor your response to the girl.

>I know.
>Aw, thanks.
>Renegade option, how 'bout you buy me a few drinks. I'm not touching you sober.

>tfw Emergency Induction Port.

What I'd is
>o-oh, thanks!
>nod down
>act humble
then she'd leave.

Yes

(straightens out scorpion jacket and puts a fresh new toothpick in my mouth)
I Drive.

>Things that never happened

Colton youre never gonna make it.

>girl tells me I'm handsome.
>say "yeah.."
>she asks if we can hang out sometime
>tell her "i'm busy" and walk away
A-am I alpha yet?

woo woo woo woohoo!