You wake up and find yourself on a desert island with a note saying you'll get 5 million dollars if you survive a year

You wake up and find yourself on a desert island with a note saying you'll get 5 million dollars if you survive a year.

You can only eat the last food and drink you've had, how fucked are you?

Can a man survive on a diet of pussy?

>tfw dreamer bulking
>tfw last thing I ate was Haagen Daas Chocolate Ice Cream and water

At least I'll die happy.

Cajun shrimp, fries, beer and some multis beforehand? Sign me up son

big ass omelet and a protein shake. Provided I can find some scrap washed up on the beach, I should be able to evaporate the protein shake and collect the water.

that's assuming I'm stranded on an actual island, not a sandbar that'll be covered during high tide like the OP image

Water, Sausages, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Broccoli and Raspberry ripple Ice cream

Sure.

Chicken and rice broiled in a tomato sauce and water. Oh and tomato with mozarella. Im pretty good senpai.

Black beans, rice, broccoli, chicken
Water

I think I would be okay

Tuna and Cheddar broccoli noodles. I also took all my vitamins and aminos with it. So yeah I'm set.

75g Vanilla Whey
400g Mixed frozen tropical fruits
400ml Water
Blended up into a slush

Not too bad desu, pretty decent except for lack of fat

Water, chicken rice and carrots and beans in some homemade sauce

I think I'll be fine

Rosemary beef meatballs, whole wheat pasta with mature cheddar&ketchup, water, beer and a spinach-ricotta-chicken-potato quiche

Sign me up

>evaporate the protein shake

So to get the water out of it you'll evaporate it all? Logic much?

a fucking baguette and water

yeah i'm out

>a dark coffee, a banana, the church wine and bread

I'm fucked lol

Whisky and toast. I'll have a good time.

Filet o fish from Mcdonalds and a protein shake.
I'm looking good.

>water
>Picanha, french fries, brown rice and salad

Give me the 5 million faggot

Chinese chicken and broccoli and water

is ok

lmao evaporate the protein

MCDonalds cheesburger and a fanta.
EZ

Apple and whey shake. Sign me up

If the last food I ate was Trix cereal, do I get an infinite supply of it as well as milk?

MUH GAINS

Plate of brown rice, steak, eggs, and spinach. Water. Kek okay then.

eggs honey toast and water. (if not for breakfast tri tip and toast)

this is not /b/ motherfucker
read the rules

Literally just ate a slice of cake at work before opening this thread. Fuck me, at least my drink is water

Panda express, and Dr. Pepper. I'm fucked

Lol. Sounds like a lot of fun

Pork with veggies, white rice, chocolate chip cookies, clementine, banana, and water. Pretty sure I'll survive.

> Strawberries
> Hard boiled egg
> Cereal bar

God fucking damn it, just grabbed a quick breakfast this morning of shit I could easily throw in my bag before leaving the house. I'm doomed.
At least I have fruit/protein/carbs but still.

>he thinks Veeky Forums is for discussing fitness

Newfag detected

50mg dbol, multi, Tim hortons sausage biscuit breakfast sandwich and an extra large triple triple.

I'll be fucking huge and dead of liver failure...

>Chipotle bowl
>Milk

Protein shits for days, fuck

Buff chick pizza and miller light. I think I'm good

t. /out/

fuck you, fuck this thread, this is STILL not /b/

Chicken breast subway sandwich and sugar free peach tea

>tfw I'll have to bulk for the rest of my life
There better be a gym on that island

Beef, beans, limeade, eggs
I'm good

>church wine
Where's your god now?

2 x jerk chicken breast and a litre of water.

I am ok with this.

>pretzels and cola

umm, I think I'm good?

Pizza and water

Roast Turkey, 3 bean rice and water

>chicken hamburger with fries and beer

Im ok with it

Water and dry roasted peanuts, not bad

>greasy veg and chicken stir fry
>fish oil, calcium, kelp and vit D supplements
>strawberries and cream for dessert

I think I'd do just fine.

Diet coke, Lactaid, and provolone cheese - that's it. Not looking good OP

Pina Coladas and onion rings, might be a fun week before I die

Shrimp and broccoli in soy sauce

With white rice

water with beef jerky, cheese, and chex mix.

BBQ Chicken Burrito with quinoa salsa, meheecan rice, and black beans. Diet Dr. Pepper as a drink.

I give myself 3 months maybe less. I'd probably die of dehydration right?

Oatmeal, fortified rice milk, ground flax seed, blueberries.
Drank it with water, I'll be ight.

Burgers and whiskey. Game on

Protein shake and chicken fingers, not entirely mad

Turkey sandwich and a mountain dew. Ill live but my teeth are screwed.

macadamia nuts and water. will i make it?

pizza and water, ill do ok

Your moms asshole and her asshole juice

Oats with peanut butter + whey. Jackpot

Enchiladas and water

Based

Oreos and coffee. It will be quite the wild ride

3 chicken breasts, a hot dog, scrambled eggs with sriracha, and blueberry french toast.

Yeah I'll be fine.

YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU HAVEN'T....


BEAT ME YET

YOUUU FUUUCKING ISLA-

>faceplants

Egg and red potato skillet, and water. Yeah, I should be fine.

Protein shakes and bananas

No fat but still breddy gud

>water
>protein shake
>left over 3 meat stir-fry

I will probably be low on fats, but I think I'll make it. The sun is gonna suck, hopefully I have enough trees to make shade/shelter.

Sausage and beer.

I would likely die of a colon obstruction or liver damage.

>buffet with roast beef, potatoes, peas, carrots and yorkshire puddings with a can of john smith's

not bad

Eggs and water. That would be interesting, I suppose.

Slow roasted pork belly, crackling and apple sauce, vinegared sushi rice, som tam, broccoli and hazelnut with a sweet sticky glaze, craft ale, dark chocolate, coffee.

Fuck yeah.

Can't remember what my last meal was desu. It was one of these
>Brisket, mini sausages, fried okra, pineapple, pears, peaches, milk, and cake
>Fish with tartar sauce, boiled mini potatoes in some cream/sauce, some type of meat (looked like mini brisket slices), chicken nuggets, waffle fries, milk, and cake
Either way I think I'm pretty good tbqfhwymgl

turkey burger and diet cranberry ginger ale

would the drink ultimately dehydrate me?

Water, omelete, cream of wheat, cantalope, and pineapple not bad ill live but probably high cholesterol from too many eggs

Chicken breast, brown rice, guacamole, and water.

sweet.

chicken, tortilla, low cal fruit juice and some beans. Life is gud.