Gonna go settle the west

But I want to avoid pic related. How do I prepare to fight Indians, Veeky Forums?

> i used to be a conquistador....until i took an arrow to the dick

:^)

Nobody was fucking around out there, most certainly. How could what we know now have helped soldiers and settlers and even the Indians, then?

Cardio. Learn to ride a horse.

I dont know
All i know is that people have immense hate for the nazis for gassing the jews
But literally nobody gives a fuck about britbongs and iberian spics ethnically cleansing the entire americas and australia

I'm mclovin it

I wonder why that is?

>But literally nobody gives a fuck about britbongs and iberian spics ethnically cleansing the entire americas and australia

they do, but it was inevitable because of disease

You must not be American.
It's all we fucking hear about from ivory tower liberals. "Americans are so evil!! Look what they did to the poor, defenseless, peaceful Native Americans and First Nation (top kek) people!!"
Yeah, they were the victims of conquest. Does it suck? Yeah. Am I sorry? Fuck no.

>tfw a minority so minor that Americans don't even have a clue my people exist but Norway and Sweden did their best to wipe us out and here we are still getting drunk as shit and fucking reindeer.

Is this Veeky Forums or /pol/? Come on, guys.

Which one's that?

Whats life like as a Sami?

Sami, I would imagine.

Come on, come on, come on, come on

(Together) We will go our way
(Together) We will leave someday
(Together) Your hand in my hands
(Together) We will make our plans

(Together) We will fly so high
(Together) Tell all our friends goodbye
(Together) We will start life new
(Together) This is what we'll do

(Go West) Life is peaceful there
(Go West) In the open air
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West) This is what we're gonna do

(Go West, this is what we're gonna do, Go West)

(Together) We will love the beach
(Together) We will learn and teach
(Together) Change our pace of life
(Together) We will work and strive

(I love you) I know you love me
(I want you) How could I disagree?
(So that's why) I make no protest
(When you say) You will do the rest

(Go West) Life is peaceful there
(Go West) In the open air
(Go West) Baby you and me
(Go West) This is our destiny (Aah)

(Go West) Sun in wintertime
(Go West) We will do just fine
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West, this is what we're gonna do)

There where the air is free
We'll be (We'll be) what we want to be (Aah aah aah aah)
Now if we make a stand (Aah)
We'll find (We'll find) our promised land (Aah)

(I know that) There are many ways
(To live there) In the sun or shade
(Together) We will find a place
(To settle) Where there's so much space

(Without rush) And the pace back east
(The hustling) Rustling just to feed
(I know I'm) Ready to leave too
(So that's what) We are gonna do

(What we're gonna do is
Go West) Life is peaceful there
(Go West) There in the open air
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West) This is what we're gonna do

(Life is peaceful there)
Go West (In the open air)
Go West (Baby, you and me)
Go West (This is our destiny)

Come on, come on, come on, come on

(Go West) Sun in wintertime
(Go West) We will feel just fine
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West) This is what we're gonna do

(Come on, come on, come on)
(Go West)

Build a loo

This. When I took American History in high school the class was full of apologists.

what the heck i hate america now.

Injun here, fire water, guns, and blankets work pretty good.

Nowadays though you wouldn't have a problem. No one knows how to do anything anymore and our obesity rate is just "yes"

Best response yet next to the cardio and learn to ride a horse guy. How did your people train for war? I have heard stories such as racing and wrestling were promoted with riding and archery. I wonder how club/knife/tomohawk skills were practiced. I heard the Lipan Apaches would practice much pain tolerance, such as burning themselves, etc. Wish more of it were written down.

A lot of it is lost to time, but just living off the land and paddling a canoe to raid as far as Mexico generally puts you in fighting shape.

We also used to war with each other a lot, A LOT, we usually didn't even have a good reason, but I guess it's the best practice.

You wear a dumb fucking looking hat

I imagine that couldn't be more true.

There aren't Sami in the Americas, are there?

Basically, it's like being a farmer. You ride a snowmobile or ATV around taking your reindeer to winter/spring feeding grounds, get treated like shit by Townies/Southerners, live a lonely life, and wear a funny hat.

>implying the natives (such as the sioux and blackfoot) weren't already committing genocide on other tribes, as well as engaging in ritual torture and slavery

90-95% of native americans died from disease you fucking retard.