Qt girl in front of me asks me if i have a spare pencil

>qt girl in front of me asks me if i have a spare pencil
>have only one but too beta to say no
>give it to her
>have no pencil
>pretend im taking notes and doing the hand-motions as if i was writing something in my notes
>teacher notices
>"user what are you doing why aren't you writing this down"
>"do you need a pencil"?
>mumble "yes"
>girl says "but you said you have another one"
>shrug my arms and want to kill myself

...

>be me
>10th grade second semester
>my house is infested with bedbugs
>one or two are always in my clothes or bag, check for them neurotically through much of high school
>develop pathological fear of sitting in front of anyone in class in case they see me
>normie mohammed behind me in a Spanish class
>"Yo, what the fuck is that on your back?"
>mumble with deep voice, ask "what?"
>kid knocks it off
>"yo that's a fucking bug what the fuck"
>stupidly smiling and groaning "what"
>autistic girl says to me "hey, did you solve your BUG? Hehe"
>smile autistically
>mohammed gets up and switched seats
>teacher tells everyone to calm down
>I wanna fucking disappear

>Be me, 8th grade and weird as fuck
>Decent looking, and forced to go to Mormon Church
>Religious clique at school would all sit at same lunch table
>Ridiculously hot Jesus loving girls would sit in, somehow I also made it
>Get invited to a birthday party, nervous as fuck around girls but decently funny around bros
>Arrive at huge ass Mitt Romney-like house for the party
>Huge pool, activities, and any food/drink you could want
>Probably 20 kids there all having a great time, and I see 9/10 qt and instantly fall in love
>As an autist, the only way I figure to flirt is by throwing Swedish fish at her
>She plays along and starts throwing them back
>Half hour Swedish fish war
>Next few weeks we start sitting next to each other at lunch table, develop feelings
>Leads to the most electric physical sensation I have felt, and it's from holding hands under lunch table
>This is the only girl I have ever loved, and likely ever will
>Starting to become more cocky, start playing sports, quit playing nerdy vidya, etc.
>One day we are discussing classes at lunch, normal boring 8th grade conversation
>Most of us are in geometry, which is a year or two ahead of what we should be
>Someone brings up a special Ed math class, saying the teacher is their favorite and wish they taught other subjects
>This is my chance to show that I'm alpha
>"what kind of retard would have to take that math class? It's stuff we did 5 years ago."
>Everyone's quiet until the bell rings
>Find out later that day that qt is in that class, has been crying all day
>No one ever talks to me again, never attempt to sit with them again
>This sticks with me throughout high school, become fat and weird
>Mfw I lost the love of my life, and have to listen to robots talk about anime for the rest of the year at lunch

Wtf does this have to do with fitness? Mods. Wake up.

Insulting people isn't alpha, that's manlet try-hard alpha tier.

Ya blew it.

>girl moves to my town from a foreign country
>girl keeps hitting on me
>totally 100% oblivious
>assume her teasing is that she's a bitch
>start insulting her back
>become volatile and angry around her
>she's visibly hurt
>she eventually moves back to her home country
>friends tell me she had a huge crush on me
>always liked her back
>punch myself every night because of it
>sometimes stalk her facebook
>realise in hindsight she was everything i could've wanted in a gf
>have actually fucking cri4ed every night because of it

>9th grade
>walking down hall
>walk past the tard room
>tard comes out of tard room and we bump into each other
>tard gets mad
>"WASH WHERE YOU GO"
>sorry man it was an accident
>"YOU WASH WHERE YOU GO"
>I sheepishly say ok and start to walk away but he follows me down the hall
>"HEY YOU WASH WHERE YOU GO"
>I walk faster to try and get away but he's still following me
>I turn around to see where he is and walk into a vending machine and fall backwards on my ass in front of the tard and a bunch of other people
>"SEE YOU HAVE TO WASH WHERE YOU GO"
>tard laughs at me and everyone joins in
>tard walks back to tard room
>I run to the bathroom

turns out I am the true tard in this story

Why don't you message her

Dw tho, happens to everyone

>run to the bathroom
to WASH?

>be me, 9th grade
>see qt, decide to go talk to her
>ive never talked to this girl in my life before
>walk up
Get ready
>me "Can I borrow your phone?"
>her Sure "Why?"
im cringing as I type
>me "I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams."
>She kept asking what my name was, I just walked away
>A year later and I still haven't talked to her since
> I might ask her to homecoming, another fresh cringe story is on its way

>second year of highschool
>the schoolday just ended
>we had this kid in our class called thomas
>thomas was a spastic fuck who would rage at anything said about him
>he would get violent and punch people
>this time some jocks were making fun of him, calling him names while walking past him
>'WHO SAID THAT'
>the jocks anticipated this and just point to me
>thomas doesnt even care who it was
>he grabs me by the head before i can even react and slams me violently into the locker
>i was slaughtered, skullfractures etc.
>i passed out, woke up in the hospital
>after a while i get back to school
>people immediately make fun of me for being weak, knocked out etc.
>principal invites me to his office, explains how i should have never called out poor little thomas and that im basically a bully who got what he deserved.
>explain that it wasnt me but 3 other guys from the class who are the real troublemakers
>he doesnt care, puts blame on me mostly
>during lunch breaks for next 2 months have to pick litter from the field behind the school (place where everone hangs out during breaks)
>get constantly verbally abused by everyone, HEY THERE user I SEE YOU BROUGHT THE STICKS BUT YOU FORGOT THE SKIS
>stacys and chads throw cans in front of me and tell me to pic it up. cant say no cause I let litter laying around ill get detention
>this goes on for months
>sometimes when i walk the streets and i see people from years ago they still call me names from back then

U wat m8

>All the men are hunters in my tribe
>All the women are gatherers
>They tell me I have to be a gatherer because I'm bad at hunting
>gather poisonous berries by accident
>Everyone's throwing up
>I have to leave the tribe in the morning

You've never used a bad pickup line?

i wouldve violated thomas tard ass and switched school, why did you go with it so long

>Calling someone a tard
WASH YOUR MOUTH

Faggot

He had the full power of everyone laughing at me. How do you fight that?

underageb& much?

How is any of this shit thread fitness related?

I swear to god I'm the only normal person on Veeky Forums.

good pasta

laughing ain't shit
quiet dignity is where it's at
and firm righteousness
and gentle meekness

Obvious bait holy shit.

Why did you just take it?
I don't understand.

Not one that autistic.

So, your plan was her giving you a bad look and calling you a creep isn't it? Why when she asked your name you walked away?

>underageb&

No, but in all seriousness; fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I fucking HATE bed bugs.

At one point, I could literally FEEL the hair growing on my upper lip and chin. I'd always scratch at my face in public because any single sensation felt like a bedbug crawling under my skin.

FUCK those guys.

MODS UNDERAGE

jesus christ user, why did you let them do this to you

Reading all this shit as a femAnon... This is so fucking painful. You guys are autistic as fuck. Jesus Christ.

I don't know how I would have fought back. ;_; What should I have done?

>Be me
>Be berry picker as fuck
>Cave Chad offers to bring me to the next big hunt
>TimeToProveMyself.cavepainting
>Go out with hunting troupe
>See mammoth
>It's so big
>Don't want to hunt anymore
>Berries burst from loincloth
>I want to go home
>I want to go home

That feel when

post your story when you sucked multiple cocks in the school toilet then got jizz in your hair and eyeball

>mental health isn't fitness related

Mods

I'm 24 you fucking retards.

horrible stories

bad poster

>>explain that it wasnt me but 3 other guys from the class who are the real troublemakers

snitches get stiches user

>new alpha chad in the tribe
>oneitis picks berry for him
>mfw

A milf approached me at the beach and told me she found a cure to menopause. Have I made it Veeky Forums?

...

Yeah I think this will go to my tinder bio.

>Yo sorry, i fucked up, I was trynna be funny and I blew it. I really like you though, I didnt mean to hurt you.

Or something like that. Done.

I was just as autistic as you op. I blame my parents for not giving me non-autistic counsel.

You should have WASHED WHERE YOU WERE GOING.

You're an asshat, man. She was probably just really bad at math, you could've used that as an opportunity to tutor her then fuck her in her room while trying to make no noise--like a true alpha. Instead you acted like an insecure faggot. Insulting people isn't alpha at all you fat fuck.

>have actually fucking cried every night because of it

Well, you deserve nothing

Ikft op
>at the gym
>doing bench press
>someone asks me if he can work in
>say this is my last set and leave
>wasn't my last set, just afraid of getting close to people

Wow. Just wow.

Steal the secret formula and patent it before she does.

Gay

>TimeToProveMyself.cavepainting

kek'd audibly

kek

beta stories have always been part of Veeky Forums

>be me
>alone all my life
>somehow manage to have a thing with potential oneitis
>nothing went wrong but she's leaving the country

Atleast I won't die a kv.

i thought r9k was for hating on women. i've had my fair share of conquests in college but i've also had a fair share of hilarious spaghetti drops that make great stories... and the few that actually feel.

>be in fraternity
>close sorority friend of mine keeps telling me about her friend from HS is gonna come visit
>user you guys would love eachother
>she can't be THAT great
>but she is
>short, tan, athletic, yoga, snowbunny, cardiobunny
>usually go for blondes but this chick is enough to break my preference 10 times over
>at noisy club, really wanna talk to her and not yell over Pitbull and Kesha
>go to a much tamer bar and I buy a round
>sorority friend gets a little mad because she's basically excluded from the entire convo cause we're hitting it off
>end of night she goes home with sorority friend, get kissed on cheek and she gives me her number
>few weeks later go on a date in her hometown to a little hipster cafe for breakfast because I'm in town to see my fraternity "big" brother
>goes well
>its time to leave
>we hug
>look into each others eyes
>i don't kiss her
>its gone forever

now she lives in Colorado doing snowbunny things with a new bf who literally has my name and all of my hobbies, and he's fucking fat. def strong looking, but fat.

Still follow her on instagram.

I fucked up.

Fuck man

I have experienced those last six lines.
Still wake up at night wanting to punch myself, and it was more than a year ago

>putting people down
>alpha

Nothing against you personally but I usually hate the type of people that join sorority's.
In my university its not common to join a sorority as a result only a selective group of people join them: the typical guys that only act tough when in groups and desperately want to belong somewhere and the females are mostly just raging whores..
Guess its different in university's where joining a fraternity is the standard tho.

nah its mostly true.

my friend was in the sorority, the oneitis whom i was introduced to was not.

...

What about frats

Went to dentist today for regular check-up, the dentist is hot! Like 9/10 love going dentist to get an eye full of her.

So routine check-up blah blah, then as I’m leaving she says “can I have you mobile number”

I think WOW this bish is super keen , I’m going out tonight getting yucky with the boys, so I say “ yer sure, you can come out for a few drinks as well tonight if you want, see where the night takes us” She is literally bert staring me with her mouth open ! and so is her assistant, the penny drops that something clearly isn’t right lol

She stammers to start with “ its practice policy to ask for mobile numbers, to alert you about any upcoming appointments”

Id normally just laugh this off and not give a single furk, but I don’t know why I just felt like melting into the floor, I could feel myself glowing lulz

gave the number and as I walked out and shut the door I heard them laughing inside.
Dreading going back lulz

This

i went to a small mostly libarts state school in NY, so joining one of the fraternities was actually one of the only ways to surround yourself with likeminded individuals, unless you were a 420blazeit type person.

I still live in town with my gf who is a graduate assistant and i swear all the new freshman guys look like nu-males in training, so many I'm with Her shirts, and don't get me started on the tumblirte music school people.

Besides, I took on high ranking leadership roles and it got me my first job out of college. The CEO of the hopsital I work at is the older brother of one of our founding fathers.

come on man

I hope you wash your goings nowadays

>Senior year, no friends in this particular class so I'm extra quiet
>Kid who has the same last name kept skipping class, but I got marked absent by mistake
>Tell teacher to fix it
>He yells at the entire class "Can anyone prove that user here was in class yesterday?"
>No one responds
>"Well that's sad"
>Kill me now.png

>have been anally masturbating for a while
>none of my friends or family knows about it
>one day, hang out with friends and shooting the shit
>somehow the topic of anal sex comes up
>I say that women are taking their enjoyment of anal sex because they don't have prostate glands and that it's the number one reason why men like anal sex
>my friends stares at me blankly
>"and how would you know that, user?"
>I say "haha I research anal sex in my spare time nothing to it"
>mfw
I'm already seen as the gayer one of the group. Not sure what I'd do if their suspicious are confirmed.

>wah mods wake up pleas im such a whiny faggot retard
shut the fuck up u fucking snitch. dont let me see u in the street or imma stab ur lil butthole and make u lick the shitty blood out of it

>be me
>wake up and cry . Cry cry cry cry cry crying crying crying.

>go to sleep . Be me crying crying somewhere in the past cry cry cry

Thanks Veeky Forums I knew you trannys would understand me

I've read and visualized this story so much that it's become an actual memory of mine.

>get new job, no one talks to me but this 5'5 qt latina with really nice hair and DD tits.
>we dont flirt just talk about whatever when theres a chance
>one night we close together which never happens
>happen to have the car and money in my account
>i throw the "whatre you getting to eat tonight" bait
>"idk user i was thinking...sushi, sounds good right user? :3"
>the look on her face was obvious, this is the part where I invite her
>barely remembered I lost my wallet the day before so no money
>awkwardly say something like "yeh its good but a bit late dont you think?"
>She gives this confused look
>its 8pm
>dont even say bye to her just power walk to car and leave
>we barely talk now
>closing with her this saturday

Monica I just want to milk you.