Why should I vote for Trump, from a fitness perspective?

I don't like his politics, but if you want a strong, verile man, O'Malley was the closest we got.

He's the only candidate who's not literally on death's door.

You shouldn't, he's a trust fund baby and has tanked nearly every business he's touched.

Vote for Johnson if you want a Veeky Forums leader.

> nearly every business he's touched.
Brainlet's, not even once

Reagan

youtu.be/wpVvgNs8tqI

Even without the Transformers music it's great.

Because his trade policies will start duty and tariff wars that'll annihilate your 401k, and he'll get behind Ryan's plan to produce social security. That means you'll get to work forever and not hafta retire and be comfy in your twilight years

Republican supporters have higher test levels on avg

Privatize not produce

Because Clinton is at the pinicle of human health.

Because deep inside you know you want totalen Krieg

No, Johnson.
>Climbed Everest
>hikes weekly
>in great shape in his fifties

Trump is borderline obese and says he never exercises.

He could vote Johnson or not vote.

265 lbs of fat and hot air. Eats fast food.

less shit skins in your gym?

duh

>all these fags actually think Gary Johnson is a legitimate candidate and isn't just working to split the vote so Hillary will get in

If you were a true Libertarian you would see through Gary Johnson in a heartbeat, he doesn't even stand for any Libertarian principles. If he was such a Libertarian why has he not said a single thing about Hillary's Globalist agenda, but has berated Trump for already debunked nonsense multiple times? Gary Johnson is nothing but a shill. Donald Trump is the only logical choice here, if you care about your country and do not want to see it plummet into degeneracy and Venezuela-tier socialism.

JFK

trump is a masculine guy

>marries and has kids with three supermodels
>is 6'2"
>one of his sons is 6'5"
>literal alpha male personality-wise

>that body
>Veeky Forums

pick one and only one

Because he's the white mans last hope. Honestly

He's only had 3 or so company's claim bankruptcy. Not him, those specific companies. And those 3 are out of hundreds. So how is a 99% success rate bad?

He's not overweight and can do good cardio. That's asking a lot of an American.

That's probably because basically all of them are men, user.

>everyone I don't like is part of a conspiracy

Libertarianism is also globalism. A lack of tariffs and greater free trade means more economic interdependence. If it's the sort of libertarian that doesn't believe in borders then even more so.

since he can walk unaided, he must be Veeky Forumster

Not that guy but it's really not an achievement to start hundreds of small businesses if you have so much captial. They'd never fail because you can just bail them out.

All things considered Trump is an average businessman. If you want a truly great businessman look at Buffett who's got 14 times the net worth and started from nothing, or Soros who has 6 times the net worth and started as a penniless migrant.

>literal alpha personality wise
>threatens to sue anyone who makes a joke about him
>feels the need to point out his hands aren't small because someone brought it up in an interview 20 years ago
>refused to participate in a debate because he was afraid of a girl from Fox fucking News.
>this is how delusional Trump supporters actually are.

At least people who will vote for Hillary admit she's a shit candidate but they don't have a choice since Trump is an embarrassment.

I wouldn't consider it masculine to import and marry gold diggers.

>I don't like his politics
Beta nu-male detected

usbacklash.org/phony-libertarian-gary-johnson-hillary-clinton-plant-designed-steal-votes-trump/

I'm not the only one who thinks so, clearly. I found this with a simple google search. Just because you refuse to open your eyes does not mean that everything is A-OK here. Look at his VP candidate's connections with the council on foreign relations. Look at his Goldman-Sachs ties. Johnson and Hillary have a lot of connections between them, and all it takes is a little bit of looking into things.

>muh false dichotomy/team mentality

he is the most insecure and richest person I've seen in a very long time

honestly adolf hitler