Mfw I stop and think that people of british heritage post on Veeky Forums

I wish we would nuke Turkey but it would probably be ineffective

>waves upon waves of sandniggers snackbaring

great tactics senpai

>when you're watching porn and the actress says

OI LAD! STICK THAT KAWK IN ME PUSSAY YE WANKER

I crack up every time. It's like a Monty Python sketch.

I was going to argue with you but then I realised I'm Turkish raised in England

topkek abi

but yeah England/South-East English people (you could say I am even tho I'm of Turkish heritage) are really chill and cool and our accents ain't rough like up them north

also the sluts in highschool were amazing, there are more girls than guys and they all wear so much makeup (they do it well so it doesn't make them look ugly) and they all want your dick

10/10 would be raised in England again

Britcuck damage control
Keep at it bois while we fuck your women
Insh'Allah brother.

>Insh'Allah brother.
k so confirmed for bait then?
it's inşallah if you had to but nobody even uses it in Turkey at least not the places I've been

maşallah etc are common I guess

lol
turkce konus bana iyice ondan sonra seni inancem

Your a faggot you mate, the north is where all the normal people are you dirty southern cunt

top kek

>not lifting for the queen

lol, bet you fags all think elected heads of state are a good thing

we have normal accents mate, we may be poor but fuck it senpai and guess what blud

our girls are fit and know how to wear makeup proper yeah, northern girls look like they've been bullied their entire life and are on the verge of suicide the accents are a whole lot more worse too it just adds to the cancer

"F0ck 0ff Ye F0kan Dik'ed!" lmao I can't take northies srsly

also mate you act like being normal is a good ting lmao, bet you didn't get your dick wet every weekend at parties from yr 9 onwards

*laughs in british*
oh good sir, I myself am 6'2 and a good 80 kg.

You get your dick wet from 9 year olds? Wtf i hate turkey now

year 9 - 8th grade in USA lol, so like when we was 13-14 we'd be getting smashed smoking weed and getting our dicks wet from these sluts

and senpai I still got good GCSEs (our end of school exams) :^)

Do you work in kebab shop or barber shop?

Ps. Your country is fucked, enjoy.

Shut the fuck up no one gives a shit faggot

You wanna blog? Go back to cuckler

someones getting jealous they didn't live in the prime area of the country :^) don't worry, assuming you're in uni you can make up for it and have parties now...

>GCSEs
>end of school
Did you not do A levels you pleb?

This is literally what its like going to the gym in the UK except theres also pakis leaving dumbells everywhere.

in high school/secondary school you do GCSEs mate, my point was I spent most of my days from when I was 13-14 getting wasted, high, having social experiences and fucking about and still got good results from having the time of my life

after that you go to college (or sixth form but only retards stay in sixth form) and do A-levels

Fucking roach

>after that you go to college (or sixth form but only retards stay in sixth form)
You went to a shit school then?

yeah well I live in a poor as fuck 80% polish dominated town, the school was very well funded right but the 6th form was shite cause they put all the money into the proper high school

nothing wrong with picking college over 6th form, when I mean only the retards stayed in 6th form I meant in my school not generally, they're the same thing anyway but 6th form at my school was SHIT from what I hear

I live in America, not your over populated rainy shithole

You sound like and insufferable underage faggot
The way you write just screams "i'm an adolescent"

>he didn't go to a grammar or public school
You're never going to make it chum.

>I live in America

I'm sorry for your loss bro, I see why you're upset now :/. I'm here for you...

>not your over populated rainy shithole
who cares about rain mate you act like it's a bad thing, we're sunny down south a lot of the time anyway

also >over populated
sounds like someone is an introvert who didn't have much friends and stayed in the library for the entirety of his highschool time so he has grown to hate people, especially when there's a lot of them he feels "overwhelmed" pussy ^^

ILL COME FOR ALL THE PEAS DAT U STACK

...

Post a picture of yourself, I bet you look like boris you posh southern scum

You somehow manage to make Brits and Turks looks bad at the same time. Do you even lift? Seriously. I dont think you've touched a weight in your entire life.

>brits WILL take this bait

>sunny in the south alot

Come on mate. I love England but you know that's a crock of shit. This summer was good, I'll give you that, but really?

>posh
how are we posh we're poor as fuck, my town is 80%+ polish (legit, not estatting) lmao,
places like guildford, brighton and some places in london are sort of rich yeah but I ain't from around there

also I'm Turkish why the fuck would I look like Boris, only his great grandad or something is Turkish

down here the past few summers have been really sunny bruv (not hot, this summer was hot though), even a lot in the winter, no snow though ever... sucks dick

>I don't like this guy and he represents both the entirety of the British and Turkish population
>I'll shoot him a rhetorical but completely RELATED question to the topic of discussion
10/10 logic friendo

>mfw the commonwealth is the greatest union of nations to ever span the world
>mfw at least twice now nations have literally spawned as a result of immense butthurt over not being able to wear fancy wigs or being forced to act civil (>Ireland)
>mfw cuckboys sit on Veeky Forums and have to roid to reach my stats
>mfw got me to reply

fok off

Fuck off cute tomato nobody likes you faggot

That question is very relevant to our discussion. I always see your name here. I want to know of you even lift seeing you post on a fitness board so much.

shoo roach

mfw british men sound like immense fairies

>some places in london are sort of rich

our discussion isn't about lifting right now lol
but if you must ask I'm approaching a year now of lifting, I don't look dyel but my bf% is around 15 (I estimate by checking when I can see my abs, I can see the top and middle clearly so I assume I'm 15%) and I'm currently on a cut after a long bulk, plan to get to 11% if I can or until I start losing noticable muscle/strength and then rebulk to 15% and repeat

In the next 6-12-18-24months (when I start getting majorly plateau'd and basically am told I've hit the natty limit) I plan to start pinning (I mention this a lot on steroid-related threads) so I can become /masT/freak mode and then start shitposting even more on Veeky Forums :^)

I have progression pictures on my PC and I'll start posting them once I get /masT/mode, so not only will I be able to troll but I will be able to inspire :^) and I'll also tell people I'm natty when I'm off cycle

do you like my autism user? according to an autism test on the channel 4 website I only scored 11/50, the average for a normal human being is 25/50, anything above is autist, I'm literally less autistic than someone that isn't autistic

I'm a fucking /narcissisticmode/ mastermind, but it's a helluva lot better than being a depressed self-loathing fag being bitter all day on Veeky Forums :^), I'm literally always positive here, the fact that you try to challenge me shows INSECURITY

personality stats: MBTI is ESFP, enneagram is 8w7, bipolar, not real narcissistic personality disorder but I love myself a lot :^)

thnx do you lift too :^)?

Fucking lol 15% bodyfat roach thinks he hit the natty limit because he can sort of see his abs
Just start pinning now. No point in waiting.

I would start now but I'm still young plus I never said I hit the natty limit, I said whenever I hit the natty limit (in the next 2 years hopefully) I will start pinning

also I'm poor as fuck and I'll only start when I can afford proper PCT, as well as anything else I want to add to a test base

>projecting insecurities
>Britain sunny

I mean we have lots of cheap land and open space to do what the fuck we want 24/7

In Bongland there's always someone looking over your shoulder

yeah but extroverts (aka superior people) like having people over our shoulder cause if they cross the line man knows he'll get fucked up, so we just do whatever we want even with people cause we know how people work and can deal with them if they overstay their welcome

>tfw I'm OP and I came back to my thread after a nice lil gym workout to see it has lots of replies

T-thanks zyzz!

you're welcome, if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have this many replies fr

:\ İ'm olive skinned so İ guess İ can pass for Zyzz

Same

Reading British people's posts on this website fucking tickles me

>"Oi m8! So oi wos surrounded boi a group o' propa normies..."
>"I cannae tell ye how big mah gainz have been.."
>"Blimey! I think oi found a new waifu lads"

I imagine Brits with the same accent the imperial guard has in Dawn of War 2

my accent is closer to Skepta's

>I need the nanny state to constantly watch over me because I'm a weak man child

I'm ENTP btw dumb bong

???
you're the one with guns, out here bruv we use our fists

also saying
>dumb bong
doesn't make you intelligent you dumb burger

So many angloTEARS itt

NEXXXTTTT HYYYPPPERR