How do I avoid looking like a virgin? What kind of body do I need?
When I went to visit my uncle in Europe, he told me "...and I bet you also carry a condom with you too bahahaha" I dress pretty normally; well fitting jeans, plain t-shirt, and have good shoes (GAT's) so it must be my body. I'm 6'1, 165 lbs, narrow frame but with a slight gut.
David Cook
wait wait wait, are you not supposed to bring a condom with you?
I'm a virgin and I carry a condom. Am I getting memed on right now?
Joshua Price
>I carry a condom lmao
I bet you also do the virgin walk
Lincoln Walker
snapback and a pair of skinny jeans is a dead giveaway
Caleb Foster
It's the virgin walk probably
Grayson Ramirez
>he does the virgin lifts
Luis Lewis
w-what's the virgin walk?
Christian Johnson
Dude..... really?
Ian Moore
?
Carson Rodriguez
You shouldn't really keep one in your wallet if your chances of getting laid are low, the wear and tear can make it break more easily.
Carson Perry
It's probably in the way you carry yourself. You know, like a faggot.
Mason Bailey
Head too far forward, forehead angled too far downward, shoulders protracted, anterior pelvic tilt, eyes never focusing on any one thing, hands either limply swaying and bouncing with gait or stuffed in pockets/a pocket, gait too loose.
These are just the obvious markers of a virgin walk.
Kayden Cook
>eyes never focused on one thing Wtf
Blake Morgan
>not keeping your head on a swivel at all times, especially in public areas >relaxing around blacks Shiggy diggy
Blake Roberts
No you're supposed to get a condom if you need it.
Or just rawdog it, fuck it.
Cooper Gutierrez
Lmao just lift weights and stand up straight dude it's really not that hard. It's probably how you hold yourself
Connor Bennett
Honestly user, you will never hide it. Men can just tell. I never understood how until I lost my vcard. There is just a certain confidence a man holds himself in when he has successfully layed with a woman before.
My best advice is to check out the local Chad and see what he acts like. You are pretty much the opposite in every way.
>you now realise that Chad doesn't get the women because he is confident, Chad is confident because he gets the women.
Jordan Allen
Whats youre problem? The world is your oyster, go get laid. You can literally pay for it if you really need to
Evan Morales
does the virgin walk go away if you lost your vcard to a hooker?
Matthew Reyes
>he walks like a virgin
Easton Hall
No because the virgin walk is a sign of insecurity. You're not insecure about not having sex, you're insecure about not having any game. The virgin walk only goes away when u are able to bang a woman without paying for it. That'll increase your confidence
Jonathan Thompson
esplain the walk pls
John Young
You forgot my all time favorite: >walking with crossed arms
Hahahahaha shit some people are beyond helping
Justin Morris
>How do I avoid looking like a virgin By not caring that you're a virgin.
You have deep seated insecurity issues that you need to address and work through. Don't freak out about it or feel like less of a man because of it. Everybody has to deal with it at one point or another, regardless of what any bragadoccio fuckboy says.
Mason Foster
>he doesn't know girls can tell by virgin eyes
Alexander Cooper
The virgin walk is actually real, remember those nerds in highschool walking home and you already know for sure theyre a virgin. yea its easy to differentiate how they walk between a normal person
Josiah Martin
If you're 6'1 165 with a guy just end it now.
Juan Baker
>good shoes >GATs
pick one, literal meme shoe
Aiden Gutierrez
If I've had a blowjob before then why do I still do the virgin walk?
Levi White
what?
Mason Martin
you guys are getting memed virgin walk isnt a thing
Dylan Ramirez
Thank God, I was already doing my research on Google