Anyone notice that monster has been shilling their crack soda on our board?

Anyone notice that monster has been shilling their crack soda on our board?
Seriously there are like 4 threads up promoting this garbage.

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Yup, don't touch the shit anyways. Taste like ass, and not worth it.

We got a turd in the punch bowl.

HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK. I think it's hysterical.

there's also that chloe thread she's holding a fucking monster . shit's hilarious

good thing you made another one then...

Pretty sure its just a couple anons meming.

You can just smell the bullshit

Why would someone meme about the cool, refreshing taste of a monster?

Bang! >>>>> Monster


The new cotton candy bang is hnnnngg

it's not shilling, I forgot which (NCIS?) or some health pub board just put out a very nice study that showed the benefits of people that consumed at least 2 cans a day showed significant test boosting abilities.

I know I sound like the typical aspy fuck on Veeky Forums with no sources but I do recall it had something to do with the Inositol, which is like a B vitamin that is formerly known for being a big hair growth booster. The White Monster (Zero Ultra) are known to have the highest concentration of Inositol

DRINK UP BUDS

the need to immortalize that first sip my man

Heaven is a place where every sip is the first sip.

FUCK. OFF. SHILL.

Yeah I had one of these on Friday morning because my power was out so I couldn't make coffee before work. I had stomach cramps and diarrhea within three hours.

Don't do it. Don't drink this poison.

I can't drink monster or rockstar without getting chest pressure a couple hours later. Fuck that garbage.

They're on Veeky Forums too.

Why are you guys like autists when it comes to memeing shit?
When did /sp/ get here?

That monster is photoshopped

Kek

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