This numale is doing curls in YOUR squat rack. What do you do?

This numale is doing curls in YOUR squat rack. What do you do?

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I'll let him have the first sip of the day

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Mean mug him, while take my headphones of so he can hear the hard trap rap I'm listing to(letting him know that I'm not no soft nigga). If he don't respond tell him sternly that "this rack is occupied".

I bet you he would even be kinda shooked or intimated by my aura.

>intimated
Hot.

I stare at him for 8 seconds until he reracks and does wrist curls with gloves instead

Is that Jimmy Neutron?

Hip thrusts.

I neglect that lift far too often

>dat firs sip of duh day
>SLLUUUURRPPP

>intimidate
I meant to say intimidate you hoe ass thorough ass bitch nigga, don't play wit me boi I'll whoop you like your daddy boi!

that fucking dyke on the right
looks like a typical fucking feminist

Why do they all look the same?

They are game devs. They popped out with the same genetics

Ian mccarthy?

>tfw I have a habit of making the same "non threatning smile/face"

I hate myself.

Yes

tap him on the shoulder after his set, take off my headphones. "Hey bro, mind if I work in real quick?" They usual say something to the effect of "all yours boss"

His mom and gf

Software tends to have a very strict "culture fit"

I bet most of those faggots are really passive aggressive and sneaky af! Just makes me angry looking at this pic.

Anyone else getting angry just looking at this pic?

I'm a comp sci major and most of my classmates don't seem like nu-males

That's because you're deep in the sauce, you're probably a nu-male yourself.

Yes actually numales are absolute trash

inform him that his toxic masculinity triggered me.

>Nu-male
>gym
>implying

say that again when you finally get to senior year.

Not even close

Same. Funny thing is at least 2/3 of them probably have a gf or some significant other. Its not fair breh. All I want is qt to cuddle with and use their butt as a pillow

Sure thing pal.

I grab the bar and raise it above his head, as it probably has no plates on it
In fact there probably even isn't a bar, numales can't lift shit

>Nu-male tries to give YOU advice

Compliment him on his Keyblade pendant

Slam his head into the rack, but not too hard so he doesn't pass out. Tell him all is forgiven if he helps load the bar and spots. Then slam his head against the upright again so he passes out this time, then drape his hand/arm/whatever over the safety.

Unrack bar, drop (but not so hard you bend the bar) onto safeties, bandage amputated limb, slap asshole awake.

Tell him to let me know when he's finished, I have OHP to do

Fucking Jimmy Jewtron.

>numale
can you please leave

Man don't fucking talk to me, I'm here to train not to talk.

> when you tower over most numales at an average 6'2
> when your broad shoulders make you wider than them as well

I stand next to her making loud sighing noises so I don't have to speak up and hope he gets irritated and leaves

is this even a real human bean?

FUCK


Time to go shave

smiling is for pussies

>don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again

This.

pls be troll

This

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This

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Fuck him in his goipucci

Tell him he can't handle my potions. They're too strong for him

don't you ever touch my weights bitch

you come to this gym again i'll f*ckin rape you

*slams mirror*

>wrist curls with gloves

thanks for side gainz