TFW tons of qt milfs doing yoga at the park near me and using these light dumbbells to do stretches

Iktfb bro I might join too

I want to fuck one so badly

>chad-level confidence around milfs
>can barely even maintain eye contact with women my age

Hmu

You might have a chance... but you have no hope if you approach them before, Your First Sip Of The Day™

I made sure to keep eye contact while taking long sips and have the MONSTER™ brand logo facing directly to them.

I'm no fool.

>Find out what class it is and if they accept men
>Join
>Be the only young male in a group of women past their prime who still look good
>???????
>PROFIT!!!!!

how do I fuck them?

with your massive cock, anonymous. You have one, right?

It's pretty average really

Then you should go for jailbait, not MILF

Everythin's allowed in love anonmate

>that first sip

I want both

this is what I do and I have banged two above avg looking milfs

How do you do it?

Sure. If she's not wearing a wedding ring, you just walk right up and pull her yoga pants down around her ankles, then slip it in.

I may do that when she's doing the downward dog pose.

I'll call it the downward dog into the doggystyle

As someone who has banged several married milfs I can confirm that this is bad advice.

>move to new development with fiancée
>across the street is a 5'4 dark brunette in her late 30s / early 40s with an ass so ridiculous it's painful
>when i'm outside, sometimes she stops over to make small talk
>she belly laughs at all of my lame jokes and makes super strong eye contact
>like super obvious that she just wants an excuse to talk to me
>my fiancée says that, "shes a bitch and ignores her when she tries to say hi"
>mfw id be pounding that ass into oblivion if i was single

Fuck

Pretty common. I'm currently fwb w a 42 year old milf. Thicc butt, but the post-pregnancy loose ab skin is kind of a turn off.

>In gym
>most girls wearing leggings with no shorts over
>they all buy the cheap shit
>the moment they bend down it sheers
>you can see clearly the outline of their panties
>today
>chick squatting in front of me
>wearing poka dotted pink panties
>girl doing kroc rows near me
>clearly see her black panties through her black leggings that are sheering

Do they know? They have to right?

having sex with someone who is in a relationship is immoral af tho

bro married chicks are the fucking worst

getting them to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread, they can literally do whatever they want and nothing can be done about it

I hit a milf while running and she laughed like a marmot, I still don't know if she is married, but she has two kids

The fuck do you mean by Hit?

There's a lot about this that just isn't making sense

I approached and talked to her

Takes two to tango, breh

I know the feeling

I was doing my running sessions in a 3 km circuit and this milf was walking in the opposite direction so I crossed her several times and she obviously mired me

I just waited for her to leave to approach her and talk to her

I ended up accompanying her to her house, where there was two kids

I asked if I could see her again and that's when she started laughing and turned red, she said OK, and got laid days after

I'm sure I'm the first guy that approached her in this circumstances

Fuck that's inspiring

Is it THAT easy??? I live in an area with millions of milfs

she was miring breh, I also tried to talk to qts that didn't mired and was blown off the water

Can't believe all the porn ads, user.

Oh ok

I get mired sometimes but I can't tell if they're just laughing at me

mommy

Nice ass...Is that Johnny Bravo in the background?