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Great thread op

inb4 >leg day
I'm trying to correct my t-rex mode. Once I even out, I'll start squatting and DLing.

More Veeky Forums-relevant than those ideals threads, I guess.

bump

I wish I could contribute OP, but I'm on my phone
I honestly thought this thread would take off, maybe try again later

how can you bench so little

>ratemem8

Oh fuck me, I calculated that with my pl8 w8.

still pathetic, but fix'd

Fuck it, I'm not making it again.
Bench 1RM is 156
OHP 1RM is 106

is this including the bar?

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>Just Monster Zero
absolute madman
HOW MANY SIPS A DAY C'MON

Aids DL

Yes. Still godawful, I know.

Well gotta start somewhere bro, but why are you not squatting or dl? Do you feel you legs are bigger than your upper body? Whats your BF%?

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Yes, right now I'm mainly lifting to even out my t-rex mode.

Only been lifting for 7-8 months

10/10?
you fucked jeff seid????

>138 lbs
>last sexual partner 10/10
somethings not adding up

Fuck bench.

>strawberry
confirmed never gonn a make it

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please don't bully me fit

>0.5/day
enjoy ur blueballs m9

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Vanilla gets boring and the brand I use has no chocolate, only 'salted caramel chocolate' which tastes like barf.
>mid night
>wake up
>can't fall asleep
>start masturbating
>too tired to finish
>fall back asleep

You should hit lmao1pl8 for the first time this week. Nice work.

9/10 bullshit m8

T-thanks bro! Feeling like I'm progressing so good.

SRS bro

How is your ohp so low?

>thumb

I don't know. Its not like my shoulders are small either. I'm not that concerned about it though. I'd rather be able to diddlylift 6 plate then ohp 2 plate.

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Iunno man, doing THE PRESS (tm) with a girl over your head is way more impressive when buzzed at parties then telling her 'I can deadlift 500lb'

Am I gonna make it?

>5'11
>268 lb

>not realizing girls live life on tutorial mode

I've been trying carb backloading the last couple weeks. Losing some fat, weight staying about the same. Probably at about 20-22% bf right now. Always been a fatty, but I do love powerlifting so it works.

>No scoops

RICH PIANO IS ASHAMED OF YOU.

>Doesn't even squat
kys

One time I tried to squat a girl at a party. My pants split.
>still got ass to grass

Thats really not that bad depending on how long you've been lifting

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Wouldn't want to slip a disc :^)

>30 years old
>virgin
>manlet

I don't want to be rude but you should kill yourself

fuck my shit up

Too lazy to open Paint, so:

>30
>M
>6'5
>221
>3
>SL 5x5 (but 3x5 for squats and bench press)
>90
>130
>220
>240
Y
>18
>2.5 months
>8/10
>1 every other week

I'm not using steroids or whey.

Bump for interest

24
male
6'5
175
5 d/week

SS
55 ohp
125 bench
155 squat
195 DL

not sexaully active
virgin

1-3 a day masturbation

no steroids
Chocolate
1 scoop a day

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Autism

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22
male
186cm
84kg
custom routine
65ohp
105 bench
140squat
185dl
active? yes
lost age 14
last time intercourse yesterday morning
partner 9/10
fap like 7x a week at least
steroids no
whey flavor: using unflavored now but else chocolate
8SCOOPSCMON, actually it depends on what i eat throughout the day

>25
>yes ple-fucking lame shit. Male.
>185cm
>92kg
>3
>GSLP + chins + chest work
>never done 1rm, would guesstimate
kg
kg
-160kg
-180kg
>Yes
days, but been busy, have had multiple offers from FWBs in that time
>>maybe a 6-8, depending on how face\tits\arse\legs ranking. For me, a comfortable 7
>intermittent, got dry skin on my shaft because psoriasis, so anymore than 5 a day and it hurts, trying to cut down to save it for girls
>neg
>strawbs
>1 at most

When will I die?

everything in kilos

Still progressing on all lifts cause I'm bulking. Pretty sure I'll be doing 120 on ohp, 175 on bench, 225 on squat and 285 on deadlift in two or three weeks from now.

wow, a 105lb bench?

did you start just yesterday? : ^ )

what have I done, sry for breaking the toob

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haHAA

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Here we go I guess

Did I mention I hate portals as well?

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Bonus points for wojak

Pls no bully

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All these faggots claiming 9/10-10/10 sexual partners. Why do you feel the need to lie about your 4/10 gf's on the internet?

If you're going to rate that high post fucking photos.

holy shit look at her nose

I would but s/he lurks fit every now and then. also I was the one that rated 7/10 so not much to miss really

2/10

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Age 21
Sex M
Height 6'1
0 days per week for 2 months (pls i know)
routine: doritos + kebabs
1rm: 150kg dead
130kg squat
90kg bench
55kg ohp

sexually active : Yes
Virginity lost: 17
time since last sex : 2 weeks
Last sexual partner was a 6-7
2-3 times a week i spank the monkey
Not using steroids
Whey = chocolate
How many scoops like 1 a week

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fuck my shit up guys!
9/10 was hooker, I dont even care.
She was the perfect chick for me and the sezz was amazing. Huge tits, tight bod, blonde with blue eyes, beautiful face. Just as good as my last gf (many years ago >tfwnogf). She even got into it and cuddled me after. Would recommend/10 experience.

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because it's subjective to a large degree dickhead. you'd be claiming 9-10/10 if you fucked girl in your pic, but i suspect others would claim 6.

Do you have any idea how rare 9-10's are?
Even if they are being subjective unless they're loaded or have HFF there's no way plebs can score women of that calibre.
Women who fall into category are across the board 8's regardless of individual preference.
Stop feeding into their narcissistic delusions FUCKhole.

>age
25
>sex
male
>height
6'0
>weight
250lbs
>days/week
5
>routine
ppl
>one rep max
last time I one rep maxed anything I was 14 years old
>sexually active
no
>virginity
17
>time since last intercourse
5 years
>last partner
7/10
>jerking off
once a day
>steroids
no
>whey
unflavoured
>scoops per day cmon
2

>250lbs
>sexually active no
>5 years
>unflavoured

unflavoured tastes the best though

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Pls no bully

Sure it does

guess how I know you're american
because you think artificially sweetened fake tasting garbage tastes better than water and a powder with no taste at all.

fine.

I'm such a failed normie.

Do you hear what you're saying?

>artificially sweetened fake tasting garbage tastes better than water and a powder with no taste at all
>powder with no taste at all
>no taste at all
>no taste
>at all

I'm actually Eurobean and have no problem with unflavoured. It just really complimented the melancholy that is you. Never change user.

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>It just really complimented the melancholy that is you.
I got that vibe from the original post but
>Sure it does
the whole point of
>no taste at all
is that all the artificially flavoured once taste like ass. It's like drinking water compared to a cheap soda. Less is more.

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if things with my oneitis dont go well im getting a hooker for sure