We live in a pretty rough neighborhood, user...

>We live in a pretty rough neighborhood, user. Can you come tomorrow morning at around 0400 to my house so that we can go running in the morning together? You could protect me, right? I-It's not like I like you or anything, I just don't want to get robbed or worse, idiot.

>tfw ywn find a woman like this
>tfw if you do she's probably batshit and evil to the core

It's alright to dick the crazy as long as they are hot.

crazy girl pls go

Right in your pants?

user is right
Just give her a fake name and have a second cellphone

You're asking to get killed.

That girl looks 90 lbs at most
What can she do, really

hot girls never jog, since you can't jog if your breasts are over G cup

women can purchase firearms

Crazy is too impulsive to do all that requires a firearm
Crazy bitches aren't good with planning

if she's of the correct grade of crazy she'll just buy one off her drug dealer for a blowjob and $200 she stole out of the wallet of the last guy she fucked on tinder

A knife when you are sleep is enough or her teeth when giving you a blowjob.

Hey docbros, is it possible to contract autism through browsing Veeky Forums?

b-baka!

You probably already have it

>sticking your dick in crazy
Not without an exit strategy

Why not embrace it? Isn't a crazy girl the nest option for loner?

That feel when no Asuke gf.

i used to think so too, when i was 17

its been 2 years and she still texts me trying to get back with me

one of the worst decisions of my life

>Asuke

It's your fault for breaking up. Get a hot enough crazy girl that you just want to keep fucking.

Why don't we do some indoor cardio?

caught her trying to fuck another dude

also nice trips

Wew, that's shitty. A loyal crazy gf would be perfect.

Fuck the mods need to do something about these threads

>girl

Someone please tell me there are lewds of this semen demon.

No, you fucking baka. There's a picture of her in a one piece swimsuit though.

>those weak facial features
>has to cosplay as a shitty character to get attention

>going to bed at 7:00pm

How do you rate her? 6/10?

I am still calculating the results from the visual rating. Currently evaluating the speed of jackin' it.

High 7 for sure

Actually that first picture she kind of had crazy eyes, low 7?

Words cannot explain just how deep I would nut in this chick. Her pouty ass face, that general bitch attitude, jesus fuck man this is what dreams are made of.

Worst is I've never seen a chick like this in my life, this is actual nut material 10/10 would take home the day I see her.

BREHS

"Can you come tomorrow morning at around oh four hundred to my house."

Is she in the military?

I'd say she's a strong 4/10. All the weebs on this board probably dig the costume though.

She wouldn't even care about your sorry ass.

(You)

Aw, no heat expansion pose?

If she's a four, what would you consider a 5?6?

Then there would be no reason to stay behind the bushes anymore.

That makes it all the more hotter my dude.

You're just jealous you can't get a qt3.14 gf like her.

Why does this ugly person keep calling me stupid/idiot?

>ugly
What's ugly about her?

...

I don't run. Plus I'm pretty sure I'd crush you, little girl

>Hey user, I hope you don't mind I have a huge cock in my drinking glass.

>hot girl
>g-cup
???

What are you implying, pedo?

Who the fuck is pedro?

>Not actually longing for the crazy part

Pedo, Pedro.