>manlet says "i'm 6''" in a conversation >i'm 6'1'" >say "oh, that's funny, i'm actually 5'11" >shit goes silent >he says "w-w-w-wwell you must be m-measuring wrong" >i say "no, i'm 5'11" right on the mark" >he gets ass blasted so much that i can see the frustration in his eyes but he can't do anything about it because i am inches taller
Why are manlets so fucking pathetic. If you're a manlet, stop saying you're anywhere near six feet. Say you're 5'9". We might just respect you for being honest. I have nothing but pity for manlets that lie about their height. Fuck off.
Also, those dress shoes with the heels that clip clop when you walk isn't fooling anyone, you insecure manlet. Know your place and stay in it. You're 5'8" and will ALWAYS be 5'8".
Why do you guys engage in this mental warfare? You're as pathetic as catty little girls with this shit.
Jayden Nelson
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Luke Martinez
Was he actually 5'11" though?
Connor Rivera
this
Ian Parker
Any decent dress shoe will have leather soles and a solid heel that will make a noise when you walk.
>ameriplebs
Christian Barnes
Tbh ive never met any insecure manlets (out of this site). Except one mexican friend whose like 5'5 lmao
Jayden Adams
>I have nothing but pity for manlets that lie about their height. you mean you have no pity for manlets that lie about their height
if you had pity for manlets you wouldn't be so savage to them
Juan Sanchez
I'm happy being 5' 8 lol
when I get inside your guard just about every vulnerable area you have is open and there's nothing you can do about it
>lanklets, when will they learn
Nolan Bell
Careful user, don't trigger them or they'll multiply in threads
Nathaniel Carter
I am 5ft 9 and you sound like a faggot
Jayden Campbell
>work as a bouncer on the weekends >6'5 so people often ask my height >tell them I'm 6'1 >see men become physically uncomfortable Never stops being funny. Why is everyone so weird about their height? Is this something you don't understand not having if you've got it?
Christopher Thomas
actually 6'1, but tell people I'm 6'2
Camden Howard
No m8, just insecurities > king of manlets here
Gavin Bell
5ft11.5 dont know whether to round up or down.
Justin Bennett
Am 175cm, talking to 2 people at the gym >yeah I'm 180 >their hairlines are at my eyes
Camden Anderson
>be 5'9 >dudes shorter than me try to tell me I'm 6'0 >mfw
Benjamin Gray
because it's good to be the top dog ya fuckn puss
Levi Morales
>be 6'8" >tired as shit of people asking my height >woman won't drop it >say I'm 6 feet
I wouldn't care if people didn't always try to make it some competition. I'm sick of hearing about people's friends my height who turn out to be four inches shorter when I meet them.
Alexander Cox
I'm 5'6", so, meh.
Jaxson Gray
user's trying to be an aggressive father figure. The wrong kind.
Angel Sanchez
5'10 prince of manlets here OP I two piece you and then take a shit on your chest
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Henry Ramirez
I'm 180 cm exactly and I tell that to everyone unless I'm trying to get into the panties of a vapid foreign skank who uses the imperial system. Then I say 6ft (183 cm) because OMG HIS HEIGHT BEGINS WITH 6.
d e v i l i s h
Benjamin Carter
>implying I'm going to let a manlet inside my guard
Also
>being a grown man >getting in fights with enough frequency to make being short an advantage Pick one you autist
Sebastian Edwards
>lying to feel better about yourself makes you top dog
Ok poophands
Bentley Wilson
i dont understand
if somebody 6'5 tried to tell me they were 6'1 i'd look at them like they were genuinely retarded.
odds are this is what most people do when u tell them this shit t b h.
i mean u realise ur a lanky wannabe NBA lookin niga right?
Brandon Kelly
well obviously he's not a grown man if he's a manlet
Brody Evans
delet this
Sebastian Brown
linux masterrace reporting in, my nigga plebs can gtfo
Anthony Morris
Unfortunately I don't have my Arch Linux meme folder so I'll wait for some /g/ faggot to dump for me.
Thomas Rivera
I got you covered, bro
Liam Murphy
So the manlet should have just got a measuring tape and proved to everyone that you are a brainlet. I pity you.
>Still focused on height as it's all he has going for him
>Not focused on the real important stats, intelligence and dick size
Ethan Nguyen
5'4" here Who the fuck gives a shit My gf is 2 inches taller than me but I still make her feel small as fuck.
Samuel Barnes
Kek
Height is the most important stat If i was a manlet i'd probably downplay it too to protect my ego but thats just reality I admit its fucking cruel that women hate Manlets but that is the world we live in senpai You wouldnt believe how many times i've heard women make fun of short guys And they werent even abnormally short just below avarage
Height subconsciously lets a woman know you are strong and healthy And that your offspring is going to be healthy as well
Its just nature dog. Aint nothings gonna change that. Not even your manlet acceptance bullshit. Fat = disgusting and manlets = undesireable.
Having said that, girls with low self esteem tend to go for smaller men and there are A LOT of insecure women out there so it shouldnt be too hard to find a girl
Im 6'4 and I couldn't care less about someone elses height. Feels good to be lanky tho
Jordan Morales
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Wyatt Sullivan
Nonon a shit though
Christopher Kelly
holy shit man I'd go with it if I happened to witness that. I'm 6'2 I'd say I'm 5'8 or some shit after
Alexander Richardson
What does it matter? The amount of porn for KLK is pathetically low.
Josiah Perry
Because everyone on fit is an ugly autist and the only thing they have going for them is the fact that there 6ft tall. Something they had literally no control over. Inb4 t. Manlet
Samuel Gomez
>mfw i'm 5'9 and always say i'm 6' >mfw i casually wear dress shoes with heels that go clip clop
Levi Brooks
madman
Lincoln Smith
>be me >not you >be 6'5" >go clubbing >target manlets dancing with girls >steal said girl
Once she sees me towering behind the manlet on the dancefloor (no homo) and her eyes widen, I know she's mine.
Thomas Ward
> Ok poophands
Oh fuck my sides
Bentley Young
Im 5'9 but hispanic, so the latina girls think im tall.
Current GF 5'0
>mfw when i go downtown and eat near a busy food joint inside of a skyscraper and every businessman is 5'11 or taller.
Justin Green
>Height is the most important stat
only if you are a basketball playing nignog, a poorfag or a women.
and since we all know that every woman has her price, the smart one with big money will win. intelligence isnt dependant on size.
we are not in the stoneage anymore. killing deer with a spear wont get you far in our society, lanklet.
it's because women have poor spatial awareness & aren't good judges of height. I'm 6'0" and girls have guessed me as being anywhere from 5'11 to 6'3. Although I'd never walk around saying I'm 6'3 cos that's retarded.
Wyatt Jenkins
Statistics say tall people tend to be smarter on avarage Also >being so beta you think that paying for the attention of women is the same as genuine attraction
Someone has to be the beta In this lifetime, it is you Manlet..
Asher Thomas
>be 6'1 >friend is a good 4 inches shorter than me >always brings up height >always asks me how tall I am >tell him 6'1 every time >"dude there's no way you're only 6'1 I'm 6' so you must be at least 6'5. It's great being at least 6' though I don't know what I'd do if I wasn't "
Should I just tell him
Jose King
>be me 6' college kid >psych class we had to do an experiment based height >we lined up >be second tallest in the class >guy behind me easily an inch shorter >girl asks him and his buddy next to him how tall they are >"oh we're 6'1" >the fuck >"I'm 6', idiot. If you are 6'1 did I fucking grow two inches overnight?" >look of frustration on the dudes faces >later they get mad at me because they think I cockblocked them
Josiah Gray
yeah, otherwise he will do that shit with other people.
Charles Miller
Everytime I get measured it will either be 6 foot OR 5,11. Seems to be 50% I'll get either. I just say 5'11 to stay safe
Christopher Baker
I just want to date&fuck women taller than me...
Gavin Diaz
> present insecurity > justify by winning theoretical fights Is this a Veeky Forums formula?
Isaiah Johnson
Fpbp. OP is coming off like a bitch preteen girl who is mad another girl is wearing heelies instead of light up shoes. Be a fucking man you pathetic cunt.
John Hernandez
>be manlet >use big boy potty Who /devilish/ here
Logan Parker
I'm sorry your dick is small user, girls make fun of dicklets more than manlets.