>tfw all your clothes suddenly start fitting better and you can't stop mirin' yourself in the mirror
This is great, but I'm slowly getting narcissistic.
Is this normal?
>tfw all your clothes suddenly start fitting better and you can't stop mirin' yourself in the mirror
This is great, but I'm slowly getting narcissistic.
Is this normal?
yes
i like narcissism because i can fool myself into thinking life is alright for a few seconds
...
My lats are so wide that whenever I pull a shirt over my head to take it off, I just hear snapping threads. Not to mention that I've outgrown $2000+ worth of pants because my quads are too big.
Why on earth did you spend 2000 dollars on pants?
Probaly bought a new pair literally everytine he went up or down a size
You didn't saw a pattern after you ripped 40+ pants?
>clothes are getting tight and I'm too lazy to buy more
>coworkers think I'm just trying to be a showoff faggot with tight shirts
go and post this on Veeky Forums and enjoy their butthurt
Then stop buying shirts that are too small for you, dumb cunt.
>coworkers jelly mirin all those gainz
fix'd
>always skinny DYEL
>shirts fit weird
>now no longer DYEL
>need a work shirt
>want a fit that isn't as wide as a hambeast
>slim fit it is
>arms too big for a good waist fit
suffering ;_;
Have you tried buying a size bigger?
Wardrobe contains nice pants. I out grew all of them.
Nope
You're not following.
Not yet. I'm just trying to see where I land growth wise.
Solid pair of raw denim is $100. Chinos are like $50. Shorts and joggers less than that.
I doubt you soent 2K on "nice pants"
wait until you get red pilled re: neck training.
if it's got buttons, give up.
I know that feel senpai, one of the reasons I stopped working my quads, still work on calves.
fuck senpai, is it that bad? was planning to start working my neck
just wait until girls start mirin
your head will get so big
it's simultaneously the best and worst feeling
oh fuck not sure if my dick could handle mires
>tfw no sex for 14y and counting
I want to hug bretty much any girl I see
>tfw wide lats and chest
>tfw buying shirts off the rack is a nightmare
Doesn't count if you're not older than 15
All of you faggots need to learn how to sew.
>custom tailored everything ftw
Veeky Forums was my original board, but believe what you like.
You may need to tailor your shirts. Even then, you may need them custom made.
kek, immediately thought about that after I posted
I'm 31 desu
T-shirts tailored? I don't wear regular shirts
you're about to hit that desperate crazy cake tier bro, but don't fall for their tricks!
When I hear "shirt" I think of a button up.
T-shirts are whatever.
tfw all shirts became too tight but I'm too lazy to buy new ones so people will think I'm a showoff faggot
>desperate crazy cake tier bro
don't scare me senpai, fuck do I do
yea, shirts are a problem already, not even working my neck directly
should have phrased it better, all the sloots who couldn't tie someone down will be drooling over you, but they are all pretty trash people so don't get invested
Anyone this probo?
>shoulders really wide
>hips really not wide
Every normal t shirt develops ridge at the middle.
I can only wear slim fit.
My shoulders are one size bigger at least.
Why does training fuck up your chances of using a button up shirt?
> tfw office worker
>MFW used to spend hundreds per month on clothes
>MFW I now realise I was literally sprinkling glitter on dogs hit
>MFW now I'm fit I can wear pretty much anything and look good
>MFW I now wear cheap t-shirts and jeans and pull regularly
ah, that's a relief senpai, I only go home>work>shop>home
but there are some legit 9/10 qt3.14's at work
>buy shorts last year which were kinda tight
>gain weight over the year
>shorts fit better
thanks body composition
don't buy shitty brands
will Veeky Forums ever recover?
>Start job as grad auditor two years ago
>Buy a few expensive suits to wear to work to fit in
>Start lifting after a few months of working
>After a few months of lifting none of the trousers fit me, after a year or so the jackets don't
>Can't go higher than a 2 suit rotation because I'm afraid I'll get bigger and have to spend even more money
clothing allowance only goes so far
neck training
you will not be able to button your shirts up, because your neck gets so joocy
nothing beats a thick, solid neck
i guess the 'correct' answer is to buy tees to fit your shoulders then get the waists taken in by a tailor
say goodbye to your finance gains
If your neck can't fit into shirts and you don't want to buy ones that are the size of sails to compensate, you need to get tailored shirts. It's a lot more expensive, but they last longer and fit better.
>Implying being Veeky Forums isn't Veeky Forums
exactly senpai
the only things i still spend a lot on are pants and shoes
i'd buy cheap pants but they usually have shit fits.
Did Rick really say that? Veeky Forums BTFO! I guess to be fair, there are many pictures of Rick working out, so he understands that clothing isn't everything.
"natty"
>2016
>clothes
He really did. You should wear full Rick to the gym
why does he have two watches
who the fuck is that?
Fail-safe, init.
You in 20 years bro
> whenever I pull a shirt over my head to take it off, I just hear snapping threads
So that's how Jim Jefferies would look if he worked out
>tfw I was insanly narcissistic even when I was in Auschwitz
>Now I get baths just so I can look at my own body for longer
Same, auschwitz mode but I keep touching myself everywhere
I dread to think of what I'll be like 'after'
Yeah, but Veeky Forums has changed so they ignore the article and only want to pull of those siks fits while being a god damn skeleton
Even worse, I'm starting to spend a lot of money on clothes.
But it feels so good man
>tfw have had gyno my whole life so this never happened
not alone brother, saving up for gyno surgery in the new year
My shirt wardrobe consists of
>black, white and grey v necks
>black and red polos
>flannel
Same.
>Not yet. I'm just trying to see where I land growth wise
You're never going to be done growing.
This. As a skelly I had a bunch of clothes i didn't like so I just kept them in the closet.
Now I wear them and they look great. They were just make for normal sized people.
>feels like clothes fit better
>feels like im better looking
>havent lost a single pound
wat
Not him, but a pair of nice wool slacks can run $250+ easy, and more for pants for a good suit. A pair of good jeans can run $150+. Nice chinos can run $100.
that will change. soon you'll look at yourself and see all your flaws and none of your strengths. you'll always want to be bigger and leaner. you'll never look in the mirror with satisfaction again. enjoy.
>Lost 10kg to join the military
>End up also making some decent lean gains and strenght
>Lightest I've ever been in probably a decade
>My entire wardrobe is now too big for me
>My work suit, shirts and pants are now baggy as fuck when they were a close fit 3 months ago.
>Slimmer brand clothes I had saved through out the years are now fitting me, especially pants
>I can now go to the street wearing t-shirts without hunching because of moobs
>better posture, better clothes
I'm so happy with my results and my max weight was only 100kg at my fattest ever, and I'm now at 78kg.
But I am going to save my shirts for when my lats start flaring out more.
Lol so true
Body recomposition
Ayy lmao
>Not tailoring to your size
How do I get juicy delts like this?
I'm still planning on losing more weight, and if I get accepted into the Air Force, I'll only start in November.
After I do reach 72-75kg I'll consider doing recomp.
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>tfw waistline growing faster than quads
tailoring tees is way too easy of a job to involve a tailor dude. Takes five seconds, could be done by a five year old