Addicted to Monster Zero Ultra

The " > that first sip of the day" shitposter got me hooked on monster wtf do I do?

also, my wrists are hurting when I do curls. Should I decrease the weight or go buy gloves? I don't wanna lose gains.

You can do nothing about it. This shit is more addicting than heroin.

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>drinking caffeinated high fructose corn syrup water
>two threads on the front page
fuck off monstershills

>no sugar
> high fructose corn syrup water
confirmed for uneducated dyel

Make sure to stretch

>Look mom I posted it again
The quality of the shitposting on this board is srsly pleb tier

>dyel for not drinking monster
>misusing carlos

> saying something totally opposite of what i say
> thinking images have a set meaning
lol man

Joining the /sipcrew/! I'm ready to Unleash the Beast! (Tm)

Had to taste the meme, had a can on my lunch break as well as a cup of coffee

can't say it really done much except make me feel irritated, spent the entire afternoon angry and annoyed at people

Ha ha! Nice to hear you're enjoying your First Sip of The Day™! Don't forget to try Java Monster™ next time!

Sipcrew unite!

Ha ha same to brother in sips!

3,000 hours in ms paint

pls rate

(You)

I always start my day with a monster because i dont like coffee

Oh shit! We got a /sipcrew/ thread!? This afternoon is looking up!

pls respond

>all this shilling for monster
>no one calling OP a faggot for even considering gloves

You've changed/fit/

CVS has these for $1.99 if you're ever in there.
When there on sale they're 2/$3.00 with you're ExtraCare card.
Not too bad, especially if you're in there picking up a prescription.
And if you're picking up your 10th prescription, you'll get $5 in ExtraBucks back, making it virtually free.

Looking thick, solid and tight bro

/SaltedCaramel/ Master Race

>that first sip

>Not shilling to your target audience correctly

>tfw no monster without caffeine

Gotta get SIPPPPP

>sipping from can
>not getting a glass and filling it with ice

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>be a shill
do it for free

SIP BIG TO GET BIG CMON 8 SIPS

4 MORE SIPS CMON

LETS

GET

HUGE

...

THAT CAN LOOKS LIGHT

OPEN UP ANOTHER

KTSSS
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You are that shitposter

>I drink about 12-15 monster energy drinks a day and my piss is neon-green

I was worried at first but my buddy says its just the extra synergy in my body being removed at the same time as my urine

CRACK

SLURP

GULP

BURP

*smacks lips*

*sipposter

no im not i swear

FUCK OFF CUNT

Someone tell me what it tastes like and I might go buy some.

This is coming from someone who ordinarily would never touch energy drinks. You shitposters are having an effect.

It tastes like every other fucking energy drink

I never had an energy drink mr trips

it's sugar water mr dubs

There ya go

diet mtn doo for us poorfags just as good

I unironically brought one. It's for girls
The can has a nice texture 2bh

Also it doesn't actually have 0 cal

Congrats shills you sold a can of shit and therefore won

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holy fuck you guys drink this shit by the litres?

my god

Its literally not unhealthy.

>one can
>drink it by the litre
No and I probably won't buy one again just wanted to try it 2bh

Welcome to snapcity my friends.

You can use the store finder on Cvs.com

Unironically bought one today bc of the shitposting

>inb4 shill

Bought 4pack after seeing 800threads about it.
. Box says Zero Cals per serving.
1 serve = 1 can
Cals per serving 9

Da fuq is this shit

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9 cal per serving isn't 9 kcal per serving.
I think to round 0.009 kcal down is excusable. Assuming they didn't get the kcal/cal thing wrong

orange masterrace

Is this bate?

Nah. Whats the matter?

It clearly says 9Cal not kcal

>quit drinking soda to drink monster instead
Dam

>started buying the 32 cans from Sams Club years before this stupid shit took of on here
>did it to and made it my pre workout on light days so I don't gain a tolerance to my regular preworkout
>still have a case of the blue/red/white ultra Monsters
>this stupid meme shit starts up
>thinking about throwing them all away and going for Red Bull instead

Red bull is more expensive for less and tastes weird
I never knew about this meme I just liked the taste and need to not nap all hours of the day

Redbull tastes better.

> try ordering a vodka & monster
> once bartender stops laughing and makes your drink
> spit drink out cause it tastes like ass

>drinking alcohol.
Putrid filth

I just came from /pol/ and what the fuck is going on in this thread?

It tastes like someone distilled pure AIDS.

i tried that once and it really hurt

how about you's turn around and head right back while drinking a refreshing Monster Energy Drink?

There are no zero calorie foods or drinks except for water. Still, that's a pretty negligible amount of calories compared to the non-zero version.

Autism

> false advertising

>white is the new black

Is THIS bait? Not that user, but a kcal and a Calorie (uppercase) are the same thing. The can has 9 kcals/Cals. A calorie (lowercase) is 1/1000 of a kcal/Calories

Low carb is objectively the best monster.

Are you even buying the right one?
Mine says 0 (zero)

> 2 serves of 240mL
vs
> 1 serve of 500mL

But your can must be rounded down. Cause 100mL is still 2Cal. So 4.8 becomes 0

Now, if you go back to your middle school math you'll remember that 1 kilo of something actually means 1000, so 1 kilocalorie is actually equal to 1000 calories or units of energy. One calorie with a lower case c, is the measure of how much energy it takes to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water 1 degree Celsius.

Veeky Forums have reached a whole new level of autism

I went to the dentist today and he asked why my mouth is so acidic

also the biggest white monsters are 2 for $5 at the store

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MEME

Funny thing is im a guitarist so this shit doesn't affect me on either hand.

When will they make a New flavor

mirin that cut.

I got the 220 calorie Java Monster because I'm bulking

Can't tell whether this is an actual organic shitpost fest or really well-researched marketing. I approve in either case.

This meme is fucking god like, im proud of you guys Veeky Forums

Do they even make these anymore?

its like 0.04 calories give or take

>that first sip of the day

monster is so trashy looking, it's a shame because it tastes magnitudes better than red bull or more natural energy drinks