>go to the grocery store after I work out to go buy some milk because GOMAD >carrying 2 gallons of milk, one in each hand >as I'm walking to the register two qt's walk by me >make eye contact with one and she gives me a disgusted look >she says "You're cool.." sarcastically >the other girl laughs >I check out and start to sob on the way home
I don't know if I'm going to make it guys
Jeremiah Kelly
>t. 500 lbs TRex
Joshua Parker
Sounds like a couple of cunts
I've had like 2 giant glasses of milk today since my roommate has to go get water.
Matthew Hernandez
Shouldve said "and you're ugly"
Nothing hurts them more then that.
Wyatt Campbell
>go get water. Do you live in a desert?
Brayden Ortiz
When she looked at you she was probably thinking of some stupid shit that has nothing to do with you, and you triggered her to think about it.
Chase Edwards
Just keep it up dude. In 6 months you'll be built.
Blake Barnes
Its called a shit test my friend. Look it up and take the red pill. This cunt was testing your frame and by sobbing instead of firing back you proved you were not worth the fuck.
Brandon Phillips
... how is his getting water relevant to the amount of milk u drank? Did your sister pretend to pull her hair back into a ponytail and enjoy every second?
Zachary Garcia
God you guys think literally everything is a fucking test.
I was doing the same thing holding 2 gallons, one in each hand and she was checking me out and she said "wow HE works out" to her friend
Chase Brooks
So did you fuck or what
Jose Evans
I usually just ignore women altogether.
What the hell could I have been doing for her to make that comment? I was just walking by.
Matthew Brown
I believe in you.
Colton Cox
Those are some bitchin tits
Henry Baker
...no? You can't just fuck every girl that says something good about you...have you even seen a vagina?!
Isaac Torres
Its the war of the sexes my friend. The truth is the more fit you get, more value you hold as a man via welth, physique, etc, the more you will attract these kinds of challenges from thirsty women looking to fuck alphas and drown betas
Kevin Bennett
Were you wearing an Affliction tank top and a backwards snapback? They might have [spoiler]rightly[/spoiler] assumed you were a douche.
Nolan Reyes
Y u grossed out by it or scared or something virgin?
Christopher Ortiz
That actually made you cry? Bro you gotta toughen up, why do you need every woman to think positively about you?
Carter Roberts
Just a plain t-shirt and shorts. I don't even wear hats. I'm a lanklet and I'm trying really hard to gain weight. I'm really self conscious about it.
Justin Gomez
That's not what I meant. Have you even seen a vagina?
James King
tell them you've got to feed your babies/baby siblings somehow
be drowning
Cameron Williams
Were you flexing
Ethan Ortiz
You didn't say something back?
Brayden Jones
Maybe I was but it wouldn't have been consciously. I'm really skinny so I the weight of the milk carton probably caused me to do it involuntary. How do I respond to something like that?
Matthew Brown
>How do I respond to something like that? Depends on what you want to happen next.
Most people would just insult them instead. Even not giving a crap was an option on the table.
Yet you chose to put your head down and whimper.
Jayden Carter
>How do I respond to something like that? y-you t-too
Lincoln Lopez
Look em dead in the eye and go
I sure fuckin am.
Who gives a fuck what two bimbos think of you mate you probably won't see those bitches ever again.
Noah Torres
>How do I respond to something like that
"shut up baby I know it"
Christopher Perry
My nigga
Easton Kelly
Dont you take my line. That is my line. Go find another one.
Xavier Johnson
No dood they are just lame, there's nothing wrong with you unless you wore like a speedo to get groceries
Sebastian Flores
yeah I was gonna say this, I got teased once like that when I bought an icecream cone. they wanna see if you're a pussy or not
when women are not at least somewhat attracted to you, you just don't exist to them. they're a movie star in their own life and you're a faceless extra otherwise
Cameron Rogers
you should have hammed it up nigga, curl the gallons while giving an exaggerated wink and a cheeky grin like a total cunt. bitches love when you show that you don't give a fuck, which you shouldn't
Lucas Hernandez
>not pretending to be autistic and reply back to them "Thanks" and give them a wink