>be walking home from the club at night >3 guy friends, one girl >girl says "I'd be scared right now if it wasn't for you guys" >"I have a marine, an mma fighter" (points at my two bros) >"and a bodybuilder" (points at me) >two bros burst out laughing and say things like "what's he going to do flex someone to death?" "his muscles are just air ahahaha" "bet those calves sure come in handy in a fight ahahaha" >other people hear and I see them laughing >hear "roid loser" in the background
REEEEEEEEEE
Ian Gutierrez
If you weren't so beta you could have all tag teamed her
Brandon Martinez
Had a laugh
Brandon Johnson
this happened
Robert Robinson
Babilon batty boi, baka.
Matthew Lopez
Why not just become a marine, mma fighter, and bodybuilder all at once?
Hunter Lee
>bragging about being a marine Lets start bragging about paying taxes, not being obese and being able to walk without assistance as well
Jonathan Gomez
Yeah nah that didnt happen
Worst dialogue ever
Benjamin Martinez
As opposed to what?
Isaiah Peterson
not being able to handle friendly bantz
> full blown autism
Blake Myers
Some of you are laughing in here. But only because OP didn't finish the story.
>OP then whipped out his massive shlong >The person who called him a "roid loser" is stunned, completely speechless >He gazes into his magnificent rod with pure wonder >"Y-y-you're a big guy" he says >"For you" OP says with a confident chuckle >Meanwhile his two bros are cowering in fear >Their heads gaze down at the ground >Both of them avoiding eye contact with OP because of how fucking alpha he is >After a few seconds of awkward silence the marine speaks up >"Dude, I...... I had no idea. P-please find it in your heart to f-forgive me. I-I-I'm begging you." >The mma fighter manages to mumble something too >"We had no idea you were so alpha bro.........just please don't fuck this girl that's with us. We had already been planning on one of us getting with her for a long time. Please have some understanding bro" >OP looks to the girl that's with them >Her eyes are as big as dinner plates >She's foaming at the mouth and licking her lips lusting for OP's massive fuck stick >He takes a few seconds glancing between this cock hungry slut and the two whimpering betas staring at the ground that he calls "friends" >With one calm and confident breath OP simply says "No" >Tears stream down his two bros faces >They both fall to the ground and sulk >OP then rips off the cock hungry sluts clothes with one swift motion >He sticks his gigantic serving of meat inside of her >She begins screaming like a wild chimpanzee on meth >A crowd begins to form around OP >People start cheering him on >Some even start clapping at his impressive performance >The crowd grows larger >OP continues thrusting himself inside the little cum dumpster nearly putting her in a coma >The crowd grows larger >Multiple news crews pull up to the scene waiting to interview OP for his amazing performance
Leo Roberts
>functional strength
Lincoln Harris
>Suddenly a young teenage boy emerges from the crowd >"Sir, I was just recently diagnosed with stage 7 bone cancer. I've felt nothing but hopelessness these past few weeks. I was even thinking about killing myself tonight. But then I saw your performance. And I have to say, you give me hope. Thank you very much. Can I have your autograph?" >"Sure thing kid" OP says while still pounding the skank into oblivion >OP sets a piece of paper on the slut's ass and signs his name while still shoving his colossal shuttle cock in her >He hands it to the frail young man and with a cocky wink says "Stay in school kid" >At this point the crowd loses their minds >"This man is a fucking hero!" one person shouts >"What the fuck did I just witness?!" another screams in confusion >"I want to have your babies" hundred of women scream >The crowd goes into such a frenzy from OP's heroic efforts that they begin rioting >Cars are pushed over and burned >Entire sky scrapers destroyed >Martial law is declared and the military begins killing every rioter in sight >Thousands of people are slaughtered >OP's two bros run into oncoming police fire on purpose because they have been so humiliated and have nothing to live for >OP continues to bang the skank who is now dead at this point from blunt force trauma >A few SWAT team members even manage to high five him and take some selfies during the riots >OP them decides he is done >He slowly walks away from the worthless whore and leaves her lying on the ground for the rioters to trample >He sparks up a Cuban cigar >As he's walking away another massive skyscraper explodes in the background >He takes his first exhale from the cigar and confidently says "Just another day" with a deep alpha chuckle
Daniel Anderson
...
Oliver Jackson
>Flex them to dead Make me laugh, thank you OP Have this
Ian Stewart
> cancer
kek
Jack Rogers
>OP continues to bang the skank who is now dead at this point from blunt force trauma
5/5
Also the rest of ending was pure gold.
Gavin Hughes
>cancer
LMAO
Alexander Hernandez
They're not wrong tho?
Parker Smith
>not fucking them both to establish dominance
never gonna make it.
Asher Gutierrez
10/10
Luke Miller
Max lulz
Samuel Richardson
Stop it bros I can't lift things up when I'm laffin
Hunter Walker
>3 guy friends, one girl Ah, the classic friendzone gang she'll never bang. Commonly seen in middle and high schools all around the world.