Went clubbing last night

>went clubbing last night
>surrounded by qt middle-class lasses
>couldn't talk to them
>i knew they were flirting with me, but i couldn't talk to them

Is this what autism feels like? Will lifting get rid of this?

>"love your dress, you wanna dance?"

Thats all I say sometimes and it works

>Is this what autism feels like?
Yes
>Will lifting get rid of this?
No

>qt grinding on dick
>don't even get chub
>don't know what to do with hands
>"uhh are you gay or something?"
>leave

> gay for getting STD in middle of dancecloor

Dodged a bullet man.

>love your dress

GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!

Girls spend ages finding the perfect dress when they go out.

That 1 second you spend acknowledging that they made a good decision, will get you in the door

>i knew they were flirting with me
>autism
Pick one faggot

lel you tell yourself that to help you sleep on your own every weekend?

Well they kept coming up to me saying 'HIIII' and playing with my necklace and I had absolutely no fucking idea what to say to them. Felt like my brain was made of mud all night.

Ive never gone to a bar or club but i doubt this happens
I mean i know some 8/10 guys who fail with girls at the club, despite being social and top tier

do you guys get these seductive looks from girls? I'm pretty fucking sure it must be happening to others because it happens really constantly with me. I am above average looking and tall but it's not like wow holy shit he's a male model and still it's pretty rare that I don't have a couple of girls here and there eyefucking me. now my point is, what the fuck do you do from there? I never really do anything about it because it just feels so unclimatic and out of place to go start some awkward small talk with them

A girl tried taking off my pants and humping me the other night

We were both a bit drunk and she started slobbering all over me, asking why I never try to fuck her

I didn't know what the fuck to do so I said "inappropriate" and pushed her off

skinnyfat virgin beta spotted

when shes grinding, you just put your hands on her hips and move your own hips in a slow circular motion to the beat. its not that hard. if shes gettin really into it, rotate her around so shes facing you and start makin out

I got home with that qt cashier you have a crush on

Thats just the way it is man
The girl doesnt say anything because she knows its awkward as well
Its your job to go in face the autism

>Is this what autism feels like?
yes
>Will lifting get rid of this?
[spoiler]no[/spoiler]

Everyone flirts with everyone in a club you autists it's nothing special, it's just part of the club vibe for tryhard guys

Nearly all those girls in there have boyfriends or are with friends and don't want anyone to go near them, there's maybe 10% who are slutty and most of those won't fuck anyway.

You doubt girls flirt with guys at clubs? I'm a DYEL 5'10 manlet and girls flirt with me all the time, it's not uncommon at all.

Pls be real. My sides have achieved lift off

OP here
Please let me know when you find an answer

>playing with my necklace
L O L

>necklace

what are you a fuckin faaaaaaaahg

Alright, chain then. Fuck you lads

>Girl comes onto you
>It's not a qt
>Reject her
>"Are you gay or something?"
Why can't women just accept that not every man find them attractive?

>that story
AND FUCKING TRIPS MY FUCKING NIGHA U IZ THE NEXT ZEEZ

yes i doubt that very much
girls seem cold as fuck and not very interested in guys, ofc i seem dubious about them flirting with guys
Its like saying pigs line up for slaugther, it just seems wrong

I hate this shit

It's creepy how girls do all this subtle shit instead of being forward

"flirting" is weird as hell

>girl glances over at me
>WOW SHE WAS EYEFUCKING ME