/cbt/

only ass shot I have tbqhwyf

because men allow it

a 6/10 girl has to do no work to get laid, whereas a 9/10 male still has to try. we LET this shit happen...

Because heterosexual males are vajew-whipped megacuccs making 4/10 skinnyfat girls feel like goddesses, if it means they'll have a minuscule chance at getting in between their fish flaps.

They don't need to work for your attention or affection, so why would they?

your mom must have been babelonian whore

Nah, she's actually very sweet. :3

he's right tho

no homo though

Isn't it just fucking jarring?

No.

n-no homo...

That doesn't answer the question faggots

Holy shit you guys are putting every single woman I know to shame.

Yes it does, faggola.

Yes it does, numbnuts. Do I have to spell it out in memes for you?

>man is sad frog
>lifts in an attempt to cure autism
>do squats
>get juicy glutes
>tadah: a nice butt has been achieved

>woman has tiddays
>woman gets attention
>feels no need to do squads
>no juice but
>epic fail

guys how the fuck do you load up bb hip thrusts?

slide under the bar starting with your feet

sit on my face holy shit
are you guys hetero?
Pls at least consider allowing a fellow bro to become intimate with your bussy

Lots and lots of RDLs and GHRs my friends. Isolates those booty muscles like mad

think my bench is way too high. i'm 6'2 and can barely get my feet down when benching either

Nahh fuck man. That looks like a womans ass. It looks so fucking round and juicy. Why can't all women have in their mind to get juicy bubble butts like this?

NO FUCKING HOMO

A sip a day gave me this.

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Can't tell gender desu

Your cock is more impressive desu trapbrah.

nohomo

>cbt
>posts a Reddit butt from 11 months ago mirrored
Why, user?

LONDON?

whats your routine? squat plug?

Simmer down, femanon. I came here to look at man ass, not faggy girl butts.

(starting to look joocy tho)

Clearly he wants to look at some Veeky Forums butts

>user learns about what 'male privilege' really is

Been lifting 2 and a half months.

Just what is that you're wearing? Half a swimsuit?

Low backed swimsuit from Ali express

What does the front look like bb

What does the front look like?

>no homo

glutes 4 slootz

>trying to take sneaky ass pics

Starting strong lifts next week, what accessories should i add for maximum ass gains.

Also grill.

Forgot ass

yeah it does dumb nigger

Y'all know im male right?

I got some accessories 4 u bb

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>walk in gym
>see this
What do you do?

Slap that ass of course and tell him he's doing good.

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that pic is from a hybrid gay porn/powerlifting subreddit called /r/weakpots you FRAUD

Yes, they do.

>buttblasted homo redditors
You have to go back.

360 degrees and walk harrrrd, multiple times

holy shit

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Would you?

feeling real soft lately, been doing too much cardio at work

We missed you and your gloots, pupper.

I've been around bby, just not posting much

Hip thrusts

Been working out for a month. Trying to cut 15lbs but it's really hard. I usually make it 3 - 4 days before I binge eat or binge drink or both.

bend over a bit more :^)

DYEL?

Get your faces out of the shot you autistic fucks

lol women. i cut 20 pounds in the last 2 months. you non fatties that complain about losing tiny amounts of weight disgust me. get the fuck off my board

holy shit anons
how do I get a butt like that
diddies?

>cut
For what purpose? You have to build the muscle first.

reddit.com/user/wow_this

Ask him. OP is a literal butt pirate.

I'm jealous, I can't have a nice butt like this, if I bulk it kinda looks the same but big belly and fridge core, when I lost enough weight to have a small core and flat stomach buttcheeks didn't even touch

Old pic

For maximum ass gains? Walking barbell lunges(barbell on your back makes you use your hips and core to stabilize and makes that ass joocy) and hip thrusts

>the men have better asses then the women in this thread
Disappointing desu

no ass but perfect waist. Literally my type, hope you haven't changed much

Well I gained 15lbs but I'm already taking care of it. I wanna look gud 4 u guys :)

Alcohol is terrible both for cutting and gains. If you can't abstain, well then idk. Vodka and water?

You do know the closer you are to normal human size the slower the loss is, right? Sure a ham planet like you can shred 20 pounds easy, but weight loss and mass gain are both logarithmic

Get that ass up a bit more and you'll be pic related.
Already athletic/10 though

No booty pics but I have a Current Bicep Pic from this week. My arms are just mounds, and no matter how much I push it they don't get any better peaks, do I just need to trim fat to not look like clouds?

>no homo

but how ? Just sqqwuuaaats or whaT?

Damn user, mirin

>mfw this thread
Wew

Oh, it's you, I made a thread a while ago asking for you, I wanted to know your stats and time lifting/routine maybe

I love your thick look, actually not homo this time, just want to look like you do

Fucking curlbro, nobody asked for your shitty arms, I bet you look dyel as fuck anyway.

You should gain weight for us, literally everyone who isn't a bitch here likes high test.
As long as you gain muscle it's good

why delete this?

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Guess my 1RM, boys?

Someone's jelly

No one gives a fuck about your shitty arms. But sure keep convincing yourself people are jealous to cope with your own shortcomings.

No one gives a shit about your shitty ass, homo. Do you not realize this is a CBT, where you post your CBT? Fucking deranged.

Yes homo

fucking army fags, do you even have to learn how to read? get your shitty ass twig arms out of this thread, it doesnt say current dyel thread it says current butt thread

>Army

Oh, you're baiting. Well have fun!

sorry I dont know your sub branch you faggot, Im not american