Did lifting get you a cosplay qt's at cons?

I can't wait until I get to that level

Who did you cosplay as?

Why would you want cosplayer they are one level higher then strippers, except they do it for attention instead of money, sometimes both, same damaged goods.

Poster from last thread asked if I cosplayed Akira from Jojo before threesome. No. I cosplayed Young Joseph

Kek'd

Why do you lift

>why would a man want to have sex with an attractive looking woman?
Nobody said they're gf material, m8

hehehe he hehe cool

he natty?

if cosplayer is attractive she has 100 knights hoovering over her, why go trhu so much trouble

>cosplayers

>tfw no Enji gf to create a litter with

Cause you'd be the only one that's attractive/in shape so 0% effort required desu

enji a cute

What do fit males cosplay?
It seems easier for girls.

Sorry bro, cosplay girls dont like muscles at all.

>those creases on her stomach

the fuck?

>tfw too much of a manlet to cosplay jojo

at least i can roid and do vegeta i guess

Jesus those thighs

dunno I like little imperfections like that
makes her look more human

>Terminator
>John matrix
>Rambo
>Bane
>Punisher
>insert vidya/movie military dudeman here

Basically if you are built you can pass off as anybody,even a scrawny character,they'll just think you are being funny and ironic and want to suck your dick immediately

Persona SQUADDDDDDDD

No matter how swole I get, I will never be 1.98m to pull off a believable JoJo. I'll still try my best.

>them hips
FUUUCC

Fug

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Sitting in chair a lot.

>you will never be between Enjis thighs
Why do I even bother living?

Those hips are amazing.

She did a sexy Captain Marvel. Wow

F U C K

breh i got the thiccness sickness

Must be contagious breh

That samus

>Lifting
>Cons

You're doing it wrong user

>not wanting to be the envy of 100 beta faggots drooling over a cosplay sloot who'll never ever fuck them

Sounds pretty fun desu. I help manage my qt friend's cosplay page, and I get to see all the thirsty messages she gets. Pretty hilarious.

>that jiggly tummy

part of me wants her to stay like this the other wants her to start lifting cause i know she dosent have much longer like the way she is now. ; ;

Go as koichi and ss

>Start lifting
>Become more Veeky Forums
>Browse /pol/ almost exclusively
>Start getting more and more in touch with my faith

>mfw I lose complete interest and respect for so-called "geek culture"

Post qt friend cosplay and thirsty messages

>Did lifting get you a cosplay qt's at cons?
>Lifting for women
>Lifting for a literal whore
No

He never said anything about lifting for women. He asked if women were aquired as a by product of lifting.

Entirely different

>browse /pol/ almost exclusively.

Well there's your problem.

>Veeky Forums
>/pol/
>my faith

I don't think there's any person on earth I'd want less as a friend than this guy

Bitches love photos of themselves
And they love undressing for that shit

Is there anything more pathetic than convention "culture"

A bunch of mindless sheep looking to consume consume consume

Festering rats

>Is there anything more pathetic than convention "culture
Using a trip in a thread where your identity isn't important

>it's a problem to lose interest in geek culture

Pathetic

Geek culture is based on buying things and consuming media to form your identity

No wonder it's full of SJWs with no personality

>tips fedora

Yeah and no one likes you stinky geeks

You're no catch you massive loser

This.

>he unironically thinks he has made progress

top zoz

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Veeky Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

B r e h s

How do I get a high test cosplay qt? Do I need an 8x6 dick brehs..?

Tripfag btfo

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You always need minimum 8 inches for asses like that tbqh, cosplay or not.

Anybody have the ET one? I can never find it.

B r e e e e h s

Not saying you should be into geek culture. It's just a cringy fad like emo or disco.
/pol/ though is an aspie echo chamber. Browsing /pol/ almost exclusively makes you an aspie in an echo chamber.

fuck off back to 9gag you tripfag cunt

true..

>Enjis skeleton will never be at a museum of fine art

I literally revert to caveman level when I see her

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Goddamnit, penis

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lifting made me realize anime, the majority of video games, and "nerds" are actually reallllly fucking stupid. I used to play EQ for 10_ hours a day, raid in Blood Legion in WoW, and competed in halo 3 in various tournaments. The only gamers that were relatively close to being normal are the halo guys. Anime, cosplay, and all of that shit is 100% retarded and should be looked down upon.

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And what did the other two guys dress up as?

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What happens if you're swole and shredded and go to some cosplay event?

Tbh not even interested in pussy since I have a gf, just want to fill my ego

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>tfw no massive hip bone hungarian gf

Is this now a high test thread?

Mires. People will want to take pictures. Grils will grab your ass if side hugging for the pictures

Get this cow out of here.

Yes

it's hilarious how /a/ and /cgl/ thinks that this girl is one of their own and would fuck one of them over a Veeky Forums CHAD. Top zoz.

>be chad
>browse Veeky Forums
Pick one

neat
I know a friend that lifts but likes animu and cosplaying might go with him just need to find a good cosplay to show off

okay enjoy your normie things like listening to Drake and posting fresh memes on Facebook

Saitama is pretty simple if you're shredded
A Jojo is good if you want to get elaborate with your costume making

Holy fuck

I have no idea what I've just read, I don't follow anime or even like it

maybe I should go as a swole yugi kek
or someone from DBZ since at least I know the show

Pretty good though. Just because they're overweight and not japanese you decide to be all salty.

In my experience your ego will be filled but even the ladies at these events tend to be autists themselves and spill spaghetti. Timid compliments are still compliments I guess

this is true. Except I never competed in halo, just CS and CSGO. Those dudes are pretty normal and some lift.

Bald guy from One Punch Man or a buff character from Jojo's Bizzarre Adventure