Tfw gym has a no singles policy

>tfw gym has a no singles policy

Just stuff hundos into grill's g-string then, what you poor?

Does your gym turn into a strip club at night?

Do they at least serve crab legs?

OP is obviously making shit up to fuck with people's self-esteem but now that the idea is out there it wouldn't surprise me there would be such a thing nice self-fulfilling prophecy asshole.

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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>Tfw plate dispensor ate my dollar

Laughed out loud

>he doesn't pay using a swipy card
Not gonna make it

>mfw I tip the receptionist and she doesnt see me do it

>His gym gives him a swipe card

Good one, richfag. Some of us have to use coins like normal people.

>she

Are you kidding me? Every time I swipe it's extra rewards points. 100 swipes to use the bench press and I have enough for a Rippletoe plushie. 400 swipes in the squat rack and they throw in a plug.

>not using the plugs everyone shares at his gym
what are you, gay?

>tfw sign-up form for the gym asks if I'm sexually active

>sharing your plugs with Tyrone and Pajeet
no thanks

>no singles policy
>it's a /tv/ leaks into Veeky Forums episode

No singles? Like you can only hit sets of triples and up?

forget your first sip or something faggot?

I hate when I sit in the gym waiting room and they finally call out my name, but they pronounce it wrong because my name is foreign. Then I get up and they ask me if they said it right, and I stutter "n-no, but it doesn't matter". But then they insist I tell them how to say it right, but my voice is so soft and quiet that they keep asking me to repeat it, and i feel like everyone is staring at me.

That joke isn't funny, and it doesn't even make sense. Doubles would still be allowed. Like these.

let me show you how it's done

Did someone ask for a doubles man to make some doubles appear?

No singles? But I don't have gf :( aw fuk bye

Strong everything

bring your friend dipshit. I doubt you have ever stepped foot inside a gym

iktfb

idk why crossboarding is so funny but it really is. it's like meme convolution.

depends on the board famalamb

>on my way to the gym
>remember it's bring your own barbell day
>mine's still in the shop
>return home and shitpost on Veeky Forums

same, except I have a really nice and intricate one and left it at my nan's house JUST

>tfw my gym reports me to my life insurance agency if I deadlift

>tfw your insurance goes up with every rep
fucking jews

they didn't give you a loaner? Time for a new barsmith, friend