Tinder General 2.0

What did she mean by this, Veeky Forums?

I think she showed gratitude and proceeded to await for you.

You fucking dumb queer.

Sounds like a bot almost

> Autism

OP you scared homie I can see you scared

Shes creeped out and has you blocked already

Sounds like she just gave you permission to kidnap her.

Better dox her and get going user, you don't want to keep her waiting.

Okay I'm waiting on a reply from that grill but fuck I think I fucked up senpai

change the line to "im gonna pee in your butt"

I'll creep into your backyard ;)

Can I fart in your mart babe?

>actually wasting time on this dogshit app

user you're not alpha because you wouldn't say any of this in real life. That's why you're posting the screenshots on Veeky Forums

"don't make me call the dog catcher and tell him there's a bitch on the loose"

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What should i put on my bio bros?

professional milf hunter and cherry licker. I'll paint you like my french girls then treat you like em

OP here. Here's mine pls no bully.

Anyone else feel like Tinder went from a hookup/dating app to more of a social media one ?

>chubby anime girls tm

Yes everyone. There are legit more sluts looking for ONS on okcupid.

>mentioning anime to any girl ever

kek

If youre fit and not dyel looking. Just put Long Live Harambe. I eat ass. Bush did 9/11.

Screenshot and post here for quality laughter.

I always mention I watch it early because I do watch it. A hell of a lot of it. I even watch chinese cartoons.

>And I'm a good cuck too

this. telling girls ur gonna kidnap them is going to 9/10 times creep them out, so just meme your way to heaven when it flops

Daddy be nimble Daddy be quick Daddy has a rock hard dick ! 1⃣cummy 2⃣cummy 3⃣cummy 4⃣! Daddy cums so much he can't cum any more! Ghost cummy Ghost cummy don't be scared! There's always more cummies that can be shared! Daddy makes me squishy Daddy makes me wetDaddy treats me like his little pet! Send this to 69 TRUE Daddy's or else you'll never get any cummies again ‼

paint you like my french girls? explain

autism

Cont from last thread,
This chicks face straight looks like a Lego brick
DUBBLES DECIDS

rolling dubs for this.

"I want to stick my anne frank in your gas chamber"

I wish the Japanese would've won so we'd have mandatory anime in schools

Eh ok

Anime is a direct result of the cultural impact of Japan's loss.

Waste desu

Bet you just got unmatched

kys

dubs and someone has to make this their bio

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IDGAF
these broads are lucky I'm talking to them, I don't need tinder to get pussy

But who??!!

Did it senpai.. Let's rock.

Last thread was fucking gold

Pls post more anons my sides were gone

1/2

Already cringe

2/2

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>I'm alpha as fuck
KYS

>h-hello
>>hi! good morning
>g-good. how are you doing?
>>thanks!
>>I'll be waiting!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

JUST

the perfect reaction image to post

Step one- be attractive
Step two- don't be unattractive
Tinder on easy mode since I got Veeky Forums

wouldn't you make your bot an attractive woman, and not a pig faced asian looking midget

you.

My friend got roped into banging some ugly freshman. Looked like a 5 with MySpace angles. 3 irl. I'm not gonna let him live this down. Worst part is some uni chicks on the volleyball team live below us and one of them saw him walking up the stairs. Now they gonna think I got no game by association (which is true lol)

>Watching garbage like Re:Zero

I bet you also like Rem

How do you structure your profile? Does that even matter?

I haven't updated my Tinder since I got decently fit, dunno how to incorporate muh gains without being obvious

post your profile. you can hide your face

Not tinder but fuck it

>now ex gf after she cheated on me 5 months ago
>get mad about a week ago about all this bullshit
>her new boyfriend that she cheated on me with gave me this stupid fucking smirk one time when I saw them
>started talking to her again
>he "forbids" her to see me
>mytrapcard.jpg
>now she's not allowed to see me so now she wants to more than anything because wimminz are stupid like that
>she invites me over about two hours ago
>fuck her on their bed while he's at work
>she thinks I still have feelings for her and she's talking about trying to start things up again

holy fuck this is the best
whoever said revenge is bittersweet was beta as fuck

My profile
>pic of me on a bike
>pic of me wearing tank with friends showing off gains on the sly
>pic of me rock climbing shirtless
>location
>height
That's it fampai, like I said in It's all about looks

Get em boy

I'm not gonna post any of that info on the chan man
>inb4 Le dyel neckbeard lying on the internets

Makes sense, I have activities where I could do this but don't ever think to get a picture when I'm doing them, guess I'll try to remember then report back

Post pics of yourself, I can't believe someone could be attractive enough for
to not be a deal breaker

Yep. I burst out laughing despite seeing that picture many times

Got two different slutty girls to come to my house by mentioning anime. Shit can be pretty hit or miss though.

No hahaha
I'm not Brad Pitt but I've been told I should model more times than I can count. Just a white dude but people mistake me for Swedish or Norwegian all the time.
I get women hitting on me a lot now since leaning out.

nigger are you so retarded that you can't cover your username/face and still post that shit?

Nigga it's all about the FACE

Aphex Twin is overrated, lad

There wouldn't be anime in the first place if they had won.

Knowing her boyfriends cum can discharge on you at any moment but still bragging about it on a Chinese scuba diving message board

Tinder seems like fun, too bad I must have a Facebook account to use it

wtf

your mom is overrated

I'm curious to see how other profiles look like, is there a way to see profiles without creating an account?

Nope. Get a fake # and make a catfish account. Or use someone else's phone to swipe

what did she mean by this?

Dunno.
But she is ugly, and after few years will lost form and will be super bad.

Wtf is that seid and discount zyzz?

Thats actually a pretty good opening statement thingy

No, that's an 'I read this somewhere on the internet and thought it was funny so I'll use it for my profile so people think I'm funny and original'

I'm surprised you haven't heard that one before

His brother chestbrah or something stupid like that

AND FREEZY

Ok, how difficult is it? I just dl the app and create an account?

Just because its reposted doesnt mean its not good

Is that a Veeky Forums banner?

still isn't original

I can relate to that so much. She was already with her new guy that she used to cheat on me when she came over to pick up her last stuff. She blew me.

Probably going to fuck her again after a while and record the audio (she's always begging for my cum) and send it to him.

>discount zyzz

Tinder wants me to verify my account through a phone number - anyway to get around this?

Why cant women into banter?

If I'm only 5'9 should I even mention my height?

Guy in the middle
>thinken about cookies

3) live in a country were some girls actually want to hook up and dont feel like it's a dirty thing so they're permanently in relationships with numales/jocks and stay on tinder for validation

You should have cum on one of his possessions in the bedroom

Ah the most important step of all

It isnt precisely for that reason.
Originality has completely evaporated in these last years.

Would you have children with an ugly overweight women that is funny? no? There is your answer.