MAKING IT THREAD

never gonna make it

Goodbye!

Kill me

that image is like 4-5 years old what did you expect

Hands free fapping

>from march to april I was living it up (relatively)
>no success with girls before this point
>sexted on snapchat consistently with two girls from tinder, could've met up and banged either of them but one was from finland and the other I just didn't
>one friend from real life started crushing on me, could've made out with her, she kept asking and waiting for me, but kissless virgin nerves got the best of me
>literally two days after that happened started going out with another friend of mine, week after that kissed her
>other friend who wanted to make out with me got mad (lol)

FFW to mid-June
>gf breaks up with me for jesus
>spend summer doing fun things, but it all felt sorta empty
>Now september, in uni (i'm 18), still have feels for the girl I only dated for two months and broke up with 3 months ago, still hangout with onyl highschool friends
>no new girls

Wtf happened Veeky Forums? I had more female experience in those 1.5 months than my entire life combined. Was it just springtime hormones? I don't understand

Yeah, it's almost incredible to believe that having a social life, eating right, exercising regularly, and pursuing a career is satisfying and will lead to a better life.

HE'S CRACKED THE FUCKING CODE.

>implying Jim Profit stops you from lurking Veeky Forums, the real poison

that happened to me, didn't read your whole post, but

> get athletic
> girls mire
> couple years
> girls stop mirin
> start getting muscular, actually lifting instead of cardio
> girls mire like never before

But don't lift for girls. Lift for yourself.

fuck

>in a good relationship
>kinda alpha
>make 6 figs
Why give up something you love?

toxic community, negative threads etc etc

just ignore the shitty threads?

This didnt happen to me

>Get athletic
>Girls dont give a shit
>Lonely af
>Start bulking to improve lifts
>Girls still dont care

Im gonna be doing a slow, steady bulk up to 92kg and then cut down to 12% bf again and see if that helps but i seriously doubt it will change anything

What am i doing wrong bros?

Well, every bodies different :/

>"Just join groups and make friends"

Implying I haven't tried that

Due to the economy, the entire earn decent $ section currently belongs in the trash.
The entire get a girlfriend section belongs in the trash regardless of anything else.
The become alpha section should be renamed to become turbo-beta.
The leave Veeky Forums section has no reason to even exist.

you know what this is a good idea. gonna use the autoban and take a chance. right now Veeky Forums is in the comfort zone and the magic always happens outside your comfort area

But one might think i would have gotten laid atleast by accident after all this time, its been two years...
No mires, no loving, no nothing...what the fuck is wrong...

I didnt have this problem before, before i became fit girls initiated contact with me and now im dying for some female attention

>>>/reddit/

>kinda alpha

Im free

did i get bannded?

>he did it

the absolute madman, good luck user

Hello there

bump

I want to make it

love you guys
[spoiler]nohomo[/spoiler]

Bsheihs

Well that worked swell

Honestly, the biggest issue most people have here is feeling sorry for themselves. Easily one of the best lines I've ever heard from here is
>Self pity is narcissism disguised as depth

People don't like people who only focus on the bad things about themselves. People like people who are positive and outgoing. Honestly, social skills are the most important thing you can have, and like lifting, you can develop them. Go out, make friends at someplace, hang with them and you become more attractive to women for being more socially connected. You might even enjoy yourself. But that first step is to realize your life isn't shit and you aren't someone who deserves special treatment.

But I want a redpilled bf, how the fuck will I get one if I leave the redpill central of internet?

Goodbye Veeky Forums

good guide OP fuck you

Fuck this place and it's negativity
Time to ascend into an alpha

I sort of did this

>graudate college
>apply to ~350 places
>handful of phone interviews
>one in person, got job
>max 401k and roth IRA each year
>start eating healthy and limiting what i eat
>go from 240 to 170 - 6'3"
>start working out 2 years ago now 205 lb ~16% bf
>got gf 6 months ago
>no debt
>have ~32.5k saved up in a mutual fund towards a house

i've failed a lot along the way but won't ever stop trying..... won't leave 4chin because it is a cheap form of entertainment

Test - I'll reply to this post if i'm not banned

...

Come at me faggot mods.

Let's give it a try
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>tfw too intelligent to lift
>chad eats pizza
>face height frame
>/b/ /b/ /b/

Does this even work, famalam?

I've got bad news for you.

Leaving Veeky Forums is such a stupid idea. This place has helped me so much throughout the years.

I doubt it, I literally just watched the news.

Does this ban actually still work?

Now you just have to say something politically correct and you will get banned.

Fuck.

*Politically incorrect

Fuck you nigger fuck twat shit on my tits.

Ok

Didnt work

Dur

Fucking memes

gonna fail so hard at this

>All this summerfags falling for the bait

>ask if she would like a drink

jesus christ no you fucking cucks, don't be like 99% of the needy boring ass guys who do this shit

suicided

I wish this worked

Lifting has absolutely crushed my self esteem because it allowed me to finally realize that it wasn't my skinny body that was the problem. It was my personality and my face.

You can block Veeky Forums on your local machine by editing your hosts file and putting this entry in

127.0.0.1 boards.Veeky Forums.org

Works on every operating system: support.rackspace.com/how-to/modify-your-hosts-file/

goodbye