ARK is a trainwreck. Falling in SATS by the second. Lead dev was recently just spotted taking acid

Youfuckendruggom8

*Rips bong*
Taking acid makes you smarter, dumb fuck.

that's a stupid thing to say, and ive done a lot of acid. It's a drug, it's enjoyable. You finish and resume life. It doesn't make you "smarter" you dumb fuck

Holy shit. The absolute state of LSD junkies. You realize he was being sarcastic right?

>I've done a lot of acid, it's enjoyable
>I don't have a problem guys
>I'm totally normal!

The point isn't that it makes you smarter, it's that smart people actually try things out rather than parroting what their daddy told them.

>I'm a freethinker and a rebel by doing acid
>This makes me unique and noteworthy

No trust me a lot of people do acid and have an "epiphany' and think theyre operating on a whole new level. It's an epidemic. No reason to think that guy wasn't genuine

It's going to moon next week fellow arkie.

Exactly this
Correlation not causation

>he didn't buy cheap ark

>I'm extremely angry about people doing things I don't like
>Want to be dominated by dad

n-notice me senpai

hey fuck off fagots ARK is my main coin and I do acid evry week basicelly

before i did acid i dident even think to trade bitcoins now im making mad money on my ark stacks, its not a pyramid like that other guy was posting yo

its the best coin its going to take over etherium.

Since you seem like a smart person that takes acid, do you vote with your ARK or whoever that stuff works?

+ smart people often attracted to mind altering experiences. plenty of peer reviewed research.

yea u get free money for life when u vote for someone idk how it works its like socialism i think, it took more sense wheni was high

>tfw you try and justify your drug addiction to shitposters on the internet because you're a really smart guy

This post doesn't surprise me in the least.

>be me, simple stuttering pothod
>walking in the woods with my friends
>Tom pulls out some acid
>I don't know man I haven't tried it before but let's get groovy baby I just made some money on those bitcoins
>Tom passes the Acid around and eventually I have a small square of cartoon dogs all smiling at me from a power table with perforated dots running all up down and sideways
>don't know what to do, I shove it all in my mouth and chew it and swallow
>.... Did you just eat all of that Acid?
......
....
>wandering the woods, every tree is a microcosm on its own and represents a blockchain
>a group of monkeys is swinging from vine to vine
>suddenly ants, everywhere and they are trying to kill me
>I join the monkeys and swing from tree to tree. I am crossing block chain after block chain
>I must create a coin to traverse the chains like my holy journey
>tell my friends about this after I come down
>dude we watched Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull...thats Shia Leboufs scene dude
>fuck you I am doing this

STUTTERING POTHEAD

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ark. The tech is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical smart-bridging most of the jokes will go over a typical bagholder’s head. There’s also Team Ark's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its marketing- this personal philosophy draws heavily from Satoshi literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these coins, to realise that they’re not just revolutionary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Ark truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ark’s existential catchphrase “Point. Click. Blockchain," which itself is a cryptic reference to Vitalik's Russian aspie tweets. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ark’s genius unfolds itself on their pump and dump discords. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Ark tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 delegate payouts of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, bagholders.

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Ark.

Just bought more ARK

>2017
>not using psychotropic substances to open your third-eye to Ark

ISHIGGYDIGGY

Arkies talking about "feeling groovy". Smdh.

looks like you chew your nails with shark teeth

I have been desu, 3 months off nicotine thanks to microdoses of LSD, just need to kick this habit now

KEK

Mike is a genuinely nice and helpful dude. Besides, what's wrong with looking like a total nerd if you are an IT dev?

Laughing at all these dorks acting like habitual LSD use is ok.

Just like letting your mom scrub toilets is ok, right guys?

>replacing one drug habit with another
Great plan.

No surprise that biz is full of literal children who blindly believe what cops tell them.

Where we at ark marines?

half are dead from suicide.

Because it's a joke post?
If you're not convinced

Ok, so a reverse reverse psy-op?? Not fooled.

I want to fuck you with my ark ledger.

I take MDMA to help with my PTSD, works and it helps with my researching, always motivated

A good opportunity to buy Bitbay. Ark is written in JavaScript. Who sane in his mind would use JavaScript for blockchain ??

Nice scamcoin.

Christ

This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read on Veeky Forums

Stupid FUD post