Is this the dream Veeky Forums?

Is this the dream Veeky Forums?

>I can't improve myself, looking for a knight in shining armor to fix all my problems
Red flag/10

Stick to cardio bunnies that can control their dieting

Go for it. Literally nothing could go wrong.

"I want the thing before i put in the work needed to get the thing"
Yeah no, thats not how this works

Or is this the dream?

> I need someone I can blame when my latest 'attempt' at weight loss fails. I also don't want to have to pay any money for anything.

She ALREADY has an excuse prepared. She's a forever fat OP

I don't even have to read anything beyond the title to know she's just looking for someone to get her into shape and use you as a stepping stone in her life

>not using her for easy sex and easy PTing money.
Life is a two way Street bub.

Relevant.

>and is now being inundated by messages from men
I never understood this. Just like when men fall for a girl who is in a relationship and leaves her old guy for him. Once a cheater always a cheater. Once a disloyal fatty, always a disloyal fatty.

Every fat girl should see this

Also i cant ignore all those 4s, czech'd

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You have to realize that her husband was a piece of shit too and probably fat himself. He watched his wife let herself go, while taking care of kids. Why stay?

And? What's that got to do with you? I'm I some cookie cutter cunt to get somebody's sloppy seconds?

Fucking whore.

one of the best examples of branch swinging i've ever seen

>quad 4's

WITNESSED

>Looking for a personal trainer that accepts sex in exchange for services.

that, and she's fat

I wonder if the same would be okay: fat dude looking for hot chick to train him.

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