Meanwhile, on bizarro Veeky Forums

Meanwhile, on bizarro Veeky Forums...

>Oh wow, i've never seen this thread before!

>tfw GF survived car crash

the funny part about this post is the implied no homo

Wow the sticky is actually useful and full of relevant information!

dude that gif....JUST

I lift

Nope.

Cardio kills gains

>Tfw last sip of the day

I'm definitely gay.

>go to the gym
>lift
>cardio
>shower
>go home
Don't you just love it when nothing eventful or irritating happens when you go to the gym?

Hey guys, let's talk about fitness

Has everyone been maintaining their scoop abstinence? No scoops, c'mon!

I visit a fitness-dedicated imageboard because I actively do sport in real life.

I'm definitely not a homosexual, I don't even find male bodies attractive, nor do I "mire".

>tfwgf

Damn

I recently did 1pl4te of livinglowers for my public worst. Feels good man!

Ending Strength and Some Water a day.

>Be me
>Do cardio everyday for a year
>I begin to look pretty ripped
>Attractive, skinny girl comes up and winks at me
>I wink at her back
>She takes her clothes off and starts sucking my dick
>Finish on her tits after 20 minutes
>She tips her invisible trilby and I tip mine
>She gives me her KIK and we get married the day after
>We live happily ever after and she doesn't cheat on me with Chadrone, her pilates instructor, because women are loyal

>tfw manlet master height

That Chloe sure is hot.

>tfw socially adept and have gf as a result