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>tfw shit hair genetics

Blonde.
Thin

just/10

>short on sides long on top
Ugly as fuck hair style used by angsty teens or balding men who cant have a real head of hair

>tfw jewfro
feels pretty gud to have a warm head this coming winter.

>balding men who cant have a real head of hair

Do you know what male pattern baldness is? Or how men bald?

These styles all look like shit on a guy with thinning or balding hair. 90% of the time, they try to hold on to the sides and end up with a thin ceasar or they just get a buzz cut until they start shaving. short on sides long on top is the style made ubiquitous by beckham, famous for having a full head of hair and an attractive-ish (attractive for a brit) face

Not him, but he's right that it looks fucking retarded.

big chin tho?

>Do you know what male pattern baldness is? Or how men bald?
No, I dont, because I have a full head of hair faggot

My hair is so thick I get paid when I go get my hair cut for installing a carpet

No not really. Overbite.

just got this haircut. told the hairdresser qt to give me something unique and this is what I got.

I-I feel like a fuckboii...

That's what you get desu
Ironic it was the "unique" cut though
Shit directions shit results

Woooooah, mama!

>unique
HAHAHA
LITERALLY FUCCBOI 101 HAIRCUT

Kind of a noob but how often should I get my hair cut

new goal body

Only reason not to have an undercut is being a trap. Are you a trap user?

#tonsuresfortest

will probably get you laid, next thing you need to work on is how to get a jaw

white josuke

>not leaving your hair long as fuck

>not making your long hair complement your big physique by making it more proportional

you niggas doing it wrong, short hair will make you look like a meat head, long hair will make you look like a suave motherfucker if you are Veeky Forums

just look at slash

the hairdresser really thought you were stupid as fuck

>I-I feel like a fuckboii...

Well at least you've got the looks to match now too.

In4fitcutratings

What is this haircut called?

I have a similar hairline and want to get it

mohician?

You even look like a fuccboi user. Are you a closeted power bottom? I think that fits you.

Unfortunately not achievable for me.

>all these trendy cuckcuts are considered """high test""""

One of these cuts is step one of the nu-male starter kit

I'd cover that head with hair if I were you.

My hair's been receding and thinning fast.
If I buzz it but cover it with a hat, will it come off as pathetic?

Where I live all the girls gush over a clean shave and a fedora.

I've been going for this lately.

Be a man and get a real goddamn haircut.

This is what I am working on right now. It's going pretty well. I have a head that it works with fortunately.

Would succ no homo.

Looks like Wayne Rooney's more handsome brother.

You look like a fuccboi.

And you know what they say. If it feels like and fucboi and it looks like a fucboi...

>Autism : the haircut

>faggot: the person

i wish i could style my hair like that
i also liked jeff seid new haircut

>Going to a salon instead of a barbers

fuccboi detected

shaved head?

You can only pull this off if you're older and have a very manly face otherwise you look like a dork

where my long hair bros at?
>messy as fuck edition
pls no bully

No homo but hot damn I'm jealous.

No homo as fuck

nice meme

this only accentuates your shitty hairline

>you will never look like the perfect american male

youre dyel as fuck, what are you doing here?

>implying anyone on Veeky Forums really lifts
i'm on my 4 month of lifting weights and losing fat.

mirin that fizeek hard as fuk

Long hair is GOAT
>tfw thick blonde viking hair
>tfw all the chicks mire it
A bitch to take care of properly though.

you'd look good in a dress, hhnnnnnngh!!!

>not just buzzing it
It's like you plebs don't even care about utility or bitches stroking your head...

All I can picture is some ugly fucking unkempt mop on you. Short on sides long on top has been the man standard for a long ass time. Do you want to look like you belong on Man Men or a kid on Stranger Things?

polan stronk!

fuccbois

Real men either have buzzcut/shaved, short back and sides, or long hair.

If you're gonna cut your own hair learn how to fade. Regular buzz cuts will make you look a cancer patient.

Are you retarded?

>Regular buzz cuts will make you look a cancer patient.

u wot?

DYEL twink. Go back to Veeky Forums

Y-you too, Chad senpai

Buzzcuts honestly.

Anything else is pretty gay for a man.

Damn, Malkovich looking both built and effay right there. What happened.

i always laugh at these threads. having hair is the GOAT and everyone who spews the buzzcut meme either can't style their fuckin hair for dick or is going bald and has to have a buzzcut then further projects their insecurities by saying it's "the only manly haircut"

buzzcuts are a good haircut if you're the 2% of the population that can pull them off without looking average/ugly. you need extremely good facial aesthetics to even consider a buzz cut.

young stalin

Spending personal time styling your hair is fucking gay.

Paying someone else to cut it for you is fucking gay.

Buzz it all the way.

>not cutting your hair yourself and still be able to style it
>implying 1-2 minutes every morning is "spending time"

You're just an ugly, balding faggot lel.

Most girls hate buzzcuts. But keep thinking you're so manly because you're a bald fuck

>tfw your hair is so straight no hair product can keep it down
>tfw it looks like a straight hair afro
>tfw it makes your head look huge

What can i do with this hair?
pls help shit is thicc as hell

Buzz it.

Why did you edit your face with a potato?

Like this? btw its me

its a [spoiler] tamborine [/spoiler]

Yes but maybe not so short next time.

>real men
>long hair
Most people with long hair these days are either:
Faggots
Emos
Nerds
Low Test Betas

Dye it you melt

>its a [spoiler] tamborine [/spoiler]

oh comely, dog it's clearly a potato or maybe a turnip? Only The Fool would think it was a tambourine, or maybe some idiot living in Holland in 1945.

do you need naturally wavy hair for this? or is it just hair products?

no 'poo, once a month light conditioner
its mostly genetics

Experiment with it faggot. Try a flat 2 on the sides and leave the top like 209. If that's too short go with a 3, and if you don't like the way it looks try a faded 2.

No one here can tell you how you'll look best in your own eyes.

Don't listen to these autists user, it's the opposite of unique, but it looks fucking good.

r8 crazy hair

no shampoo?
is this a thing that people do?

Used to be like this, sorry i dont have this original

Checked. Its a potato tamborine, dont think with 2 heads boys.

i'm trying and ok with but just looking for opinions and sugestions

yes
shampoos replace natural oils with their own, that dry out faster and body makes much more to replace, making your hair greasy

also if you want hair like that, you have to do buzzcut and groom your hair every day so it grows that way

Grow your beard cause your chin sucks.

Thanks for the answers, what is the conditioner you use 1x month btw?

some German one, just a normal one for brown hair

Danke, I also have brown hair