Who /worstcombination/ here?

Who /worstcombination/ here?

>thin wrists
>black hairy arms
What a joke

>black hairy arms
But is the rest of you white?

My nickname was mozzarella boy

>have size 14 feet
>can only buy shoes online
Feels bad man

>6ft 8
>4.5 inch dick erect

I look add so pathetic with a boner

idk I'm able to find size 14s just fine. and besides even if it does make shopping a little more difficult I enjoy the added feel of manliness feetlet will never experience

I can only find them in Ross and other outlet stores. Besides I usually wear boots, so I just order nike SFB or palladiums

>dad's 6'0 upper body
>mum's 5'2 lower body
great for deadlifting but I look like a literal dwarf with arms as long as my legs

>Hairy
>Tiny wrists
>Tiny hands (literally woman tier hands)
>Babyfaced
>5'6 or 5'7

I work in a shoestore and we usually have up to size 15 in about everything.

>joints all over never stop popping ever
>crunches sound like crunches

my joints feel fine but sometimes people wonder if my popping means I'm dying.

If we want to have a pissing contest
>5'8
>short abdomen, long legs
>tiny wrists
>small hands and feet
>hairy
>pectus excavatum
>outie belly button (it's not too bad, but it's still an outie)

I'd bring in things like having a big nose that doesn't look like either of my parents' or my asymmetrical face or dermatitis, but those don't really have much to do with Veeky Forums

I have a size 15 foot man. Can't buy in store and difficulty buying online

>tiny wrists. Literally girl sized wrists
>girl sized hands
>hairy

>5'6
>4" dick

>hairy
>5'5"
>horrible muscle insertions
>balding
>chinlet
>thin with a double chin/excessive skin under the real one
>incomplete beard with a giant hole under de chin
>t rex mode due to soccer everyday from age 5 till 18
>babyface
>giant nose

At least my penis is 6"4 i guess, pity i will never use it

>wide feet
>can never get a perfect fit
>can never order online, I need to go in store to see if a shoe runs narrow or wide and what size is best

Lol skinny wrist and 5'9

>thin wrists
>big hands

i hate this

>angry republican
>gay

I could have been Chad, fucked Stacy, had 2.5 kids, and moved to the suburbs. I wanted to restore a car in the garage with my son. I wanted to have that special moment when we were done, where I would tell him,"get me a beer from the fridge, and get one for yourself too", and he would think I was the coolest dad ever. I wanted to walk my daughter down the aisle. I'd complain about having to practice for the bride father dance, but I'd get to tell her how beautiful she looks, and how much I love her, and how it makes me feel so old seeing her all grown up. I wanted to make my dad proud.

Instead it's all out he window because of something as stupid as liking dicks instead of pussy.

..adopt?

So....stop being a faggot?

Considering being gay is a choice... just stop being degenerate and liking men.