Be 30 year old khhv, not accepted into wizardry obviously

>gifs

fool there's a $20,000 4x4 in the background, you better be a lawyer to impress the daddyyo

>being autistic

20k isn't expensive for a car
Anyway, our pajeet friend isn't rich, so I'm giving him pointers which might actually help

Well no one ONLY owns a classic 4x4 like an FJ. So that opens infinite options for the driveway since that is just rusting in the backyard as if was farmer John's ole K5 blazer or Bronco. FJ's are classics.

This has gone too far now stfu

i can't believe I'm swooning so much for this bitch

I want to move out tbqh, but a little worried about costs. Right now, I'm saving at least $1k/mo by living with my parents. I know guys at work who pay 1.5k/mo in rent alone, then there's parking, internet, etc.

I'm almost always clean shaven, but I don't know who to talk to
I get nervous too, my speaking voice in public is different from my voice at home

It's Emma Roberts, one of the few girls whose mouth is large enough to fit muh dick.

Well I'm 24 years old, and have $14,000 saved up, cuz I don't waste it on cars. Since you're 30, at $1,000 a month... $12,000 a year... You should have a FUCKTON saved up mate. And I PAY RENT.

That maw would consume a normal man's penis in an instant, stop pretending you could handle the diameter of that radio telescope made mouth

I've been in school/unemployed for a while (kind of used to be a NEET), and do have a decent amount saved

Dont talk too multiple people at once
Talk too people one on one
If its females make friends with dependa-types first and just talk.
You're probably afraid of failing but failing is the best way to learn how not to do stupid shit.
Go fail hard and learn the lessons then you'll be pulling basic bitches in a year or so.

>age 20 depressed NEET with anxiety with $30,000 in the bank
What do?

Get a degree in something relevant.

Learn a trade or go to school, I'm a fucking social retard but I still got laid in school and will graduate with a valuable CPA license. Gotta build yourself up to get an income, no woman worth a shit will touch you if you don't have a job. That's the minimum you need to be considered a partner

I can't uni gives me severe anxiety to the point where it's hard to function
Not social anxiety, I can speak to people fine but the overwhelming sense of doom fucks me up

My single friends have a lot of success at coffee shops. Go there with your laptop and chill, and spark conservation.

It's been a long time since I've been single, but you HAVE to be a dick. Don't be a super nice guy, but don't be intimidating.

There's a book called 3% men or something, and supposedly teaches you to STFU AND STOP BEING A BITCH AND GET SUM PUSSY and apparently the advice is solid.

haha shit post on Veeky Forums in coffee shops until a fellow Veeky Forumsizen or 4chaner sees what you're up to.

Then force yourself to go anyway, or be a bitch and live life a failure
My gf is always fucking anxiety this, anxiety that, she can't do SHIT, completely shuts down at the smallest thing, it's fucking enraging but I can't say shit to her because she's a bitch and will just have a fucking meltdown and I'll be back to square one except now I have a crying bitch to deal with

I've been gettin with escorts lately cause I work two jobs and don't know the dynamics of a healthy relationship. The
last women before the escorts have all been taken or married and if there's no thrill I get no enjoyment?

Sounds like you have no idea what anxiety is really like
Lucky you

Suck it up or get meds.

I do. You're being a pussy.

Plenty of stuff that can make it manageable.

Know what's easier than trying? Whining on a Vietnamese doll stuffing bbs.

I know what it's like, and it took me painful years to find ways to work or deal with it, but at least I was trying, instead of fucking shutting down

Do I just wait until someone sits next to me?
I have seen cute grills at coffee shops, but they're usually with another person

Why would Pajeet want a white GF?

Because all others are inferior.

It's white, white/asian as godtier.

The rest is shit tier.

Mental gainz:
>NOFAP
>Less vidya games because I know u do way 2 fucking much of them.
>NOPORN
>fucking watch some socially relevant media outlets in moderate amounts and learn to talk to people.

Physical
>Go to bars
>WEEDlmao
>Be not afraid to beat people up. I feel as though you are sheltered and are deterred by contact.
>Tindr for fuck sake. Get a halfway decent phone with a camera and make urself look better than you are. Thats what all the wankers are doing.

I mean wouldn't a Pajeet find other Pajeet Qt's attractive ?

>plenty of stuff can make it manageable
What like?

Absolutely shit-tier advice.
(Continued)
Dress in such a way that shows you lift. If your gains are shit then lift harder. cut bf %, because for some reason being a twink faggot is really trendy right now.

Drugs. As in meds.

There's extensive therapy as well.

It's not something that can't be cured, it just takes time and effort.

I was a shut in. Not bad, good with people but they make me extremely uncomfortable when there's more than one of them.

It changed when I met my ex.

It changed again when I took mdma once.

You need to figure out what exactly holds you back.

Use something to get you over it. Alcohol, drugs, someone with a gun to your head.

Once you get over it under influence you can more easily do it without support.

My roommate is hanging with a chick he met at either a coffee shop or bar on Friday.

Hang around your local downtown area.

I honestly don't know how he interacts with them, but I'm sure it begins with a basic "Hello"

I just want a qt gf, race isn't the biggest issue

>khhv
?

i don't really have much to say about your shyness but to go out and talk to people about anything, don't care if you spill your spaghetti and don't think toptier girls will be on yo ur lap on your first time meeting, go out to places girls like this go, talk to some girls and learn how they behave on those places and do shit to make yourself look cool

she like a 3/10

lol

how do i get a qt bf?

>short, average body, p ok boobs i guess, normal face??
>black
>socially competent but depressed and shy as hell
>just started getting interested in stuff again, having a job, going to class and lifting because meds

How do I flirt with boys? How do i not fuck it up Veeky Forums. They always wanna just be friends...

Looks like a crossdresser

kissless hugless handholdless virgin
also OP should do 6 SCOOPS COME ON WHATEVER IT TAKES
>not drinking monster zero pre and post workout
SHIGGY DIGGY OP
6 SCOOPS

>short, average body, p ok boobs i guess, normal face??

Starve yourself while lifting.

>>black

MJ knew what to do.

>>socially competent but depressed and shy as hell

Veeky Forums in a nutshell.

where can i find more gifs of girls being cute

You never get a gf like pic related. Why would a pajeet ever get a girl like that? Why do you think you are entitled to that? Such folly.

its because you're black

Thanks for the advice

what should I do downtown? There's a mall, and bars/clubs, but everyone I see is always with another person or with a group. I would feel weird talking to them, most people aren't approached by a guy who is by himself

Kissless, handholdingless, hugless virgin

I honestly think going to a strip club would be good. Get a dance from a chick. DO NOT fall in love with her. And that should relive all anxiety you get when you see a qt3.14 and get a lump in your throat when you want to say Hi!

I but I don't have vitiligo...

Really?

Black is a red flag for most makes regardless of race, even other black males.

Try skin bleaching, chemical straightening your hair, and being in excellent shape. You may get some white dick if you're lucky but don't count on anything long term.

Walk around, are there art walks or shops or museums?

For clubs/ bars, go later at night, when chicks are slopped up. Have a beer or two to loosen up, and just say "Whats Up" to a girl. "You havin' fun?" Then "What's yerr name?"

My skin isnt very dark... I know east asians darker than me. And people usually compliment my hair. But noted.

How about you scale back your expectations.

1) 30 year old khhv
This is hard to work with because you need to first be able to talk to girls

2) no friends

Dude, work on this

3) ugly and short pajeet

Clean yourself up, workout, dress better

4) no hobbies, interests or ambitions

What the fuck

You need interests, find something you like and get into it, people aren't going to hang out with some guy with nothing to say.

Either develop yourself as a person, or just save up money for hookers.

There you go just starve yourself and do squats and you're all set! Try stuff like okcupid, tinder etc for confidence boosts since there will be tons of thirsty guys regardless of what you look like.

How is this fitness?

What this guy said. Stop fantasizing over celebrities and focus on a date with literally anyone...gain confidence...rinse and repeat.

Thanks

W-why wouldn't I be able to get a girl like that, what would I need?

Daily meditation. Medication. Forceful exposure, gradually taking on larger and larger tasks or more and more strewssful situations to train yourself to deal it. Powerful psychedelic and/or dissociative drugs can help, but only as a mental kick in the ass to get motivation, not as a long term solution.

Alo, this is Veeky Forums so, obviously. regular exercise.

>pajeet
>not smelly
Just because you don't smell it doesn't mean that the smell isn't there

For friends, find a hobby. Some sort of team sport usually works well
For qt white gf, it's not happening unless you get super rich and pick up a gold digger. Focus on female pajeet

You'd need the same skin and a lot of money.

Or a metric fuckton of money, and realize she'll leave as soon as she can get her hands on it.

I'm of arabic decent, and I find arabs to be nasty. I'd rather fuck a black chick than an arab chick.

>pajeet wants a white girlfriend

why would anyone who saves this image have advice for you?

just go practice more

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Literally just talk to a guy
If you're in shape, sane and young, that's a 6/10 right there

seriously pooinloo, why do you think you have the right to a white girlfriend?

>1x $30,000 hooker
>30,000x $1 hookers
Up to you m8

That's not a chick.

Because she wants a guy on the same level of attractiveness?

Or at least a personality/income to match?

Don't know what an art walk is, but there ate a few things downtown. If I go to an art gallery, how would I speak to someone without seeming like a creep or like I'm hitting on them? I've been to museums and galleries before, no-one really talked to strangers

I do find I don't have a lot to say. Most of my co-workers actually have lives, and stories of things they do

Lmao you smell like shit and curry, guaranteed.

Alright, time to keep trying to get back in shape then.

Boys just like girls that talk to them?

>such a dude amirite?

>pajeet
>How dip I get a qt gf like vid related

Never going to happen. Date a smelly brown chick.

H-how about me senpai?

Considering 99.9% of women don't make a move? yeah.

I swear, most girls just give you a look, or like a smile. and then think that that's flirting, as though we can read fucking minds. Do you know how many girls smile in everyday polite society? A fucking lot. how do you expect us to differentiate from a polite, friendly person and a flirting smile? That's why it's always a numbers game for dudes, we just keep asking till we find a chick that's actually interested. It'd be nice to have someone actually approach for once.

Well, it does happen, not gonna lie. It's just rare. Unless you"re Chad Thundercock. I wouldn't know what it's like for the Chad Thundercocks of the world though.

Boys just like girls, period. Not being unattractive is a huge bonus though.
Showing interest in a guy also bumps you up a few points because unless he's Chad, guys almost never get hit on.

You look like a future spree shooter.

It's Emma Roberts, Julia Roberts' daughter.

You look like the kind of guy who'd eat a chinese man then post about it online.

Okay, I'll try to be braver then. Thanks!

>Julia Roberts' daughter.
Huh, I never realized that. Makes a lot of sense.

Niece, actually.

>eat a chinese man

4/10, contaminated with heavy metal. Would not recommend.

Nah, i'm doing great. I have no grudge against the world. I'd like maybe 2 people dead.

Well. It'd Further my position immensely if I made it 5 but meh.

Get some rogaine on your face so you can grow an actual beard

>mfw

I was implying you looked vaguely like Luca Rocco Magnotta with that chinese man comment. Not sure how well that came across.

Is the mall a good place to hit on bitches? I'm 22 and wanna bang 18 year old Latinas

Never heard of him before.

Probably the picture, I can't get a decent pic of myself somehow.

Mall no. Starbucks yes.

>Starbucks
what if i go there and there are only groups of people sitting at tables
one table has two girls
one table has two guys

who do i talk to and what do i say?

what if there was one girl by herself, but she had headphones on or looking intently at her phone?

What is the fastest way to get this date?

Grills from pakistan are p. cute tbqh

Yes it is

I don't even eat curry

Your ancestors spent so long eating so much curry that the smell is now part of your genetic structure. I'm sorry user, you can't escape this.