2016

Good going bro.

>tfw I would kill for a clingy gf

Uh...
If you're willing to and can afford to pay for blowjobs from good looking street whores and to brutally plow top shelf low mileage prostititues when the need to destroy some cunts cunt..

Then the average man will have everything he needs to be fulfilled.

I'd come home from a shit day at work, feel a bit of tension and anger, drive by the spot and pick up my favorite girl, go home unzip and start playing games while she spends the next half hour or so sucking my dick and getting throat fucked till I finally blow my load then I'll give her her money, she'll call a cab and I'll drink a beer and chill out for the rest of the day.

>break up with gf
>friend finds her on tinder day after we break up
>mfw

Stfu

anyone else here just use tinder by looking in the descriptions of each person to see their snapchats and then sending them super aesthetic pictures of yourself as opposed to your tinder profile pic?

Maybe another point of fulfillment in my life? I'm not sure really.

School is going well, I'm about to graduate into a lucrative field, I'm tall and fit and taking care of myself, it seems like the one point of my life that I'm failing in. Unfortunately relationships are terribly hard to have much control over, especially who and when you get into one. I learned that the hard way this year.

I'm about to turn 22 so it may also be a quarter life crisis of sorts

I have't had feelings for a chick since the 7th grade... Like, that "omg i like that girl" feelings, like having a crush or whatever.

Anyone else the same? Dunno man I even dated a chick once and even for that I didn't FEEL anything for her. Yeah my dick felt amazing but THE HEART anons, THE HEART WAS UNFUFILLED.

I actually would really appreciate some insight/similar stories, and no I'm not gay trust there are days when I wish I was.

I felt the same way before I got one. I just wanted to feel needed, to feel obsessed over. It was nice knowing she would never dump me and that if something did cause our relationship to end I would be okay.

But then I started to worry about her. She didn't have any friends. She had a job where she didn't really have anyone her age around her and lived in a studio apartment alone and I lived about an hour drive away. When we started to grow apart, I worried that she wouldn't be okay on her own, and that I was the only thing she had right now.

And when we broke up she would call me and tell me she just felt like she wanted to disappear, and how she didn't want to go on. That we had to get back together, that all we needed was another chance. If only we had more time, she would say.

You think that you'd love the adoration, but they end up haunting you

This, fuck. Got a girl that was obsessed with me and ended up killing it early because I knew I didn't see myself with her really long term. I felt so terrible about it.

On the flipside I've been burned by girls I adored and that felt horrible as well. There's no winning.

I miss her so much, but I think I enjoy having the whole bed to myself more...

you only win if you are one of the few that has no need for compAnionship or, like me, luck out and find the near perfect weeb shitposting cosplay gamer girl with DDDs at 135 lbs who is obsessed with you as much as you are with her

Gonna reply, because iktf.

>broke up with gf of 4 years at 21. felt like i was wasting my life, wasn't gonna marry
>broke up with gf of 1 year at 24. she was too depressed for me
>broke up with lover of 2 years at 26. she 90% of the way there for me, couldn't feel 100% with her. questioned if i'm even capable of getting married.

user, i feel your pain. i've loved women, and i loved the sex. but i've never felt entirely fulfilled. all i can go by is what my pops told me: when you meet the right woman, your life suddenly becomes easier. haven't felt that yet, and there's still a ways to go.

>On the flipside I've been burned by girls I adored and that felt horrible as well. There's no winning.
Story time?

nice scrotum
grill has no ass tho

yeah that and a few other things make her a "near perfect". She does the "so you think you can ass" routine 3 times a week when we gym together though, so it's only a matter of time. but her genetic ads potential is no where near her tit levels. thankfully I'm a tits guy and not an assman

>week after break up with gf
>see ex on tinder
>swipe right
>no response

dont know what I expected

This. Have qt gf for over a year. All I think about is being single.

I appreciate the reply man it's good to know that I'm not alone. After awhile though, and I know I'm only 22, but it seems like such a foreign idea; almost as if it's something I'm in capable of. I'm not trying to sound like an edgelord 2016 or anything, but, 11 years of not having feels for a chick is fucking lame yo. How I could go through high school, and a bit of college without having that gut feel of "Oh fuck IT'S HER" is strange.

Yolo swag though, what is now was to be I suppose.

how did you meet her?
I wanna find a clingy gf. I know it's retarded, and a lot of Veeky Forumszens that went through the same situation always tell me to avoid the crazy ones, but I can't.

>tis better to have loved and lost

yah, nah. it's literally the worst feeling in the world

How about love, you fucking retard?

We met while I was studying in Japan.

What do i do if I have a fear of girls?
>be me
>19 year old
>be in boys private hs entire life
>never have any kind of contact with women
>go to uni
>most girls ignore me because I'm an uggo and autistic
>not sure what to do to fix this problem

I come from a pretty religious household as well and I never drank iml desu.

How much do I need to bench to get my way out of this?

No problem at all, user. As some one at least a little further on than you, happy to share the feels.

I will say that the last one was the closest I came to "that feeling," and it felt like it was there (or at least I thought it was there) for a large period of time.

But ultimately, I didn't see a future together and just had to cut it off rather than be comfortable all the time. Wasn't going to get married for years to come, and frankly, I just wasn't in love with her anymore for reasons I or my friends can't even comprehend.

I will say this for you though: if you're expecting to have that chemical reaction you had at 13, it's never going to happen again. Especially if you slept with a bunch of women since then. It's like the stickiness pulled off of tape, or getting numbed to adderall.

But, there will hopefully come a time, when you can say to yourself, this is the one. It isn't a movie. It isn't a poem. It isn't what you fantasized about at night in the 7th grade when I couldn't fall asleep. But it's the woman you want to be with, and you can't live without.

Anything less than that from now on is just settling. But take it from me: sometimes settling, even slightly, is better than the loneliness. It's a gamble.

Then again, I'm more stubborn and prefer to quote Browning: "even then there would be some stooping, and I choose never to stoop."

the fuck is that?

Wouldn't know
Never had a true gf tbphfamalam

>tfw no thicc qt gymbro bf

start drinking. at 19 you still have plenty of time to salvage your ability to talk to girls. get smashed, say dumb shit to girls, and realize that striking out with a chick isn't the end of the world

Consistent sex with someone you feel comfortable with

I always get nervous banging ransoms and have shitty thoughts like does she have an std, what if I got her pregnant, what if she cries rape because she regrets it the next day, etc

someone to hold you when your sad.

Someone to introduce to your family.

Someone to think about you and worry about you and love only you.

enjoy your STDs

>Consistent sex with someone you feel comfortable with

girlfriends =/= consistent sex.
a fat wallet and access to clean whores does.
It's also a hell of a lot safer.

WORDE

Every girl I've dated fucked me whenever I wanted

Maybe your dicks small user? Idk

idk family

it would seem that having a girl that genuinely likes you no matter how stupid / autistic you are is nice, and you could cuddle with her whenever and support her through tough times.
But on the other hand everyone knows that relationship is just fucking with side flavors sometimes and a lot of hassle in between.

i rather lift my feels alone in the end, but i will still be looking for nice girl

>be at work
>physical worker, i cut and gut fishes
>very attractive girl comes in to office, 1 year younger than me
>shes smart, not flawless, chubby a bit in all right places, but still very cute
>smiles to me and mires
>ask her out once
>"uhh i dont know"
didnt have courage to go further

>my birthday comes up
>she didnt even wish me anything so i couldnt hug her

just

My dick is 9+ inches and I'm more then a little agressive when I fuck.
Sex is not an every day thing.
Even if I was normal sized, it still wouldn't be an everyday thing.

Clean attractive women of loose virtue are emotionally cheap, plentiful, budget friendly and will take a good hard pounding for as long as I need them too.
And finding scallywags who can deepthroat AND will suck my dick dry for 20 bucks is easy as fuck.

What good is a girlfriend again?

is this some sort of /x/ alternate dimension posting

Yes, this is the Dimension where men live.
You should visit us sometime.

Yeah he's deluded as fuck

No wonder the only way he can get consistent sex is by paying whores

...
Responding to your own posts is what the biggest fucking losers on Veeky Forums do.

Secondly, the idea that a girlfriend is the only way to get consistent sex has never ever been true. Not at any time in human history.

Lastly, this is how things are for me and the way I and many men feel. If you don't like that then you can eat a bag of shit.

>uhh i don't know

That is woman for "I don't like you, please stop talking to me"

Sorry, but that's just how it is.

Your anger issues are probably why women find you repulsive and will only have sex with you for large amounts of money

That and your micro penis

I don't want to have kids with a tinder slut

So a GF or wife is required

tinder matched with a qt in one of my uni classes. I'm a nontraditional student (26 yrs old) and she's 20. We've never talked before but we're 2 of maybe 8 people that talk in the class so we definitely know each other. How should I start? I'm also kinda fucked because for a month or so I'm crashing in my parents' guest room due to my best friend not having the $$$ for a deposit on a new house/apt. and I don't want to look like a bigger loser...

Start reading faggot.

You need to be confident and own the fact that you live with your parents bro

You can start by making some comment about how you two are the only ones that talk in class

Read the book models and thank me later

Ah, it's about my penis.

Oh and my anger issues are not why I'm unattractive. I'm just an unlikeable man overall.
But I don't give a fuck.

Secondly, escorts will have sex with anyone for money. So I don't see your point.

And I'm not going to break the bank on an top tier clean escort. Just pay what I'd pay for a good dinner/date/drinks at da club on an hour of sex.

Fuck the absolute shit out of her for an hour or something, then send her on her way while I chill out and watch my animu or play a game.

Simple, no messy emotional attachments, no half hour of foreplay and teasing, no having to stop after 15 minutes, no cuddling, none of that bullshit.

Good sex for a good price.

Once upon a time girls chased guys, begging for relationships and not just being fuck-n-chucks

"men" these days are turbo cucked

fair, just feel lame af being 26 and still in undergrad coupled with living at home. I matched early today, should I start with a good ole giphy or is that a bitch move?

I would send an actual message

Men are more then happy with women wanting to be fuck n chucks now.

I know this 40 year old woman. She is the only person I've ever really cared about. She doesn't like me much, but I am already half in love with her.

It's not a great feeling but I'm not sure I want to live without it.

someone to look after you when you're old and decrepit and shit yourself uncontrollably

How much do i drink to get smashed at 19 when I'm 6'0 and approximately 80 kgs?

I mean, you can pretend to yourself that there's some unspoken majority of men out there that enjoy seeing prostitutes instead of fucking regular women. But the reality is that most everyone is going to see you as a disturbed pervert/social retard for paying for sex.

You some sort of low test jap?

Just have like 2 beverages then wait an hour, if you're unimpressed have 3 more beverages. If you mix your own drinks just put 2shotsnsome purple juice in a cup and drink.

Las vegas escorts and camwhoring are now considered mainstream.
That's not mentioning how sex for things is a thing in most media.
I mean, fucking pretty woman made julia roberts into a fucking star.

Sex for cash from a pro is not seen as this bad thing by anyone except women who want to fuck/sexual attention but can't get it or can't get it from a guy who pays for the services of escorts on the reg.

Well pretty woman was a movie, you're a grown man who pays cash for something that 99% of regular people recieve for free through social interaction with friends You're fucking weird and not "mainstream".... there's no denying it. Would you pay someone cash to hang out with you too??

The world is not your tiny circle of friends and the tiny window of the world you view through the particular media you consume.

Men pay for sex all of the time, and no one sees it as bad or negative.
Just thirsty women and loser dudes who think the 4/10s and fugsters he bangs are proof of his manhood.

And stop equating getting sex with a relationship. It's not needed.
I pay a moderate amount money, I get a 20/10 call girl I can go balls deep in all fucking night.
But..OH NOES!
The social circle of people I'll never meet in my entire life, and people I do not give a shit about do not approve!
However shall I live with myself?

Probably alone, considering any sensible woman would be repulsed by the fact that you have had sex with dozens of paid whores...

Yes, I actually enjoy sinking my penis into a nice warm vagina.

I guess this is the low test counterpart to high test threads where you betas actually question if you even want a woman?

I reiterate.
Who cares?

Even if you never want to have a relationship with a woman, surely most every guy you know gets pussy like a regular person. You don't think everyone would think you were pathetic if they knew what you were doing?

no gf =/= no pussy.

>2016
>Falling for the mini-jew meme

Posting about fucking toys between pillows on Veeky Forums usually = no pussy tho.

Who fucking cares. They're going home to the same pussy, who might be fucking someone else, and I'm going out to plow the absolute shit out of a woman that's hotter then they'll ever be able to pull then I'm going home alone to shower, cook some chinese food, and sit in my bedroom buck naked except for a blanket and read.

Yeah, you're a child, it's normal. Not even talking shit.

...

I want a bf

Quints of absolute, unquestioning truth.

Riiight. They're the cucked ones, you could EASILY have their lives and their wives right? Even though they could be fucking whores too and also getting free sex at home. Yea, I bet LOTS of women have shown genuine interest in you, that's why you have these retarded rationalizations.

He speaks the quintessential truth.

Not him, but man, who cares if he smashes hookers on the reg? He's clearly got his shit squared away so he's happy, whilst you're here with your dumbass shitposting. Leave it out and go get laid.

I posted this in another thread today so Ill just repost it since Id like to discuss it with others.
>Ive reached a point in which I dont care about having a relationship anymore t bh. Maybe its just a coping mechanism, but all ive seen in friends relationships is misery and heartache.Yeah they have found someone that clicks with them, but after so much heartache. Im already mental case of paranoia and distrust, so Id rather not add more mental baggage. All I care about is feeling cute/attractive and getting good grades at this point.
>tfw never felt love
>tfw I cant feel loss for something ive never had
its a good feel.

prove me wrong, you haven't. trump wouldv'e destroyed bruce lee and made china pay for the wall across the pacific

Quit being edgy. You don't know what it's like to meet that one person and absolutely lose your composure. I get where you're coming from cuz I'm from the same place, but I've dove in anyway. Even through all the bullshit and hurt, above all else it was a lesson I would never choose to have foregone if I had the chance to do it again.

Just wait, when you meet that person, you're gonna remember what I've told you tonite no matter whether it lasts one week or the rest of your life.

1.I never said anything about cucking. But now that you mention it yeah, being in a relationship does mean that there is a distinct possibility of cuckoldry.

2.Why not cut out the middlewoman and just bang the escorts. It's much cheaper and there's basically no hassle.

3.I have had more then a little interest from the opposite sex, and a worrying amount from the same sex.

4.There are no rationalizations here.

As a guy who has been both in a LTR and single for a long time i can honestly say pussy is very hard to get when youre single
Problem is finding another single girl, there arent that many
Another problem is getting her to fuck, there are alot of guys banging on her door wanting to stick their dick in her. You are basically one in a thousand

Ive thought about it and only way to get pussy as a single guy really seems to be to fuck someones gf
sad but thats the world we live in

Yeah, then you'll wake up one day as you're nearing 40 and realise you're just an idealistic moron spouting his feel good shit on an anonymous image board.

Are you trying to find another girlfriend or to fuck?

Because you can do the latter without doing the former.
Just hit on every woman who looks fuckable. If she turns you down and looks like she's not into you then move on.
Simple as that.

>Quit being edgy.
I dont mean to be edgy,although I can see why it comes off as such. I do know(as you said) ive never truly felt what mutal love is like. So it will change probably change when it happens.

Although in truth I hope it doesnt. But maybe that will change one day aswell. But maybe im just being immature and pretentious. Ive just wanted to discuss how I feel on this subject for some time.

>Are you trying to find another girlfriend or to fuck?
Both, still two years have passed and i see no sign of things getting better
And yes, i do try ´to improve myself
Im heading to uni for a class right now actaully

Sometimes, you need to cry into a girls boobs. Is that so hard to understand?

>It's true because it's edgy
>kek

He's right.

.

Just got dumped on Saturday. Almost 3 years. Had plans about getting a house and doges. Came completely out of nowhere

Fuck life desu :(

My gf stopped messaging me out of the blue three weeks ago, won't answer messages or phone calls. Nothing. Then a week ago she deleted all save a few of our insta pics together.

Shit hurts.

So this weekend I went out and fucked the shit out of a korean chick.

It's not about having a gf, it's about not feeling like an unwanted human being that doesn't belong for once in your life.