University & Fitness

>Kind of uni
University of Amsterdam
>Uni gym
Nope, too crowded. There is a very luxurious gym near my house
>Laid
>Implying
>Major
Artificial intelligence

>be me
>first year of uni
>like to be fit
>go to student gym
>equipment is shit, crowded as fuck all the time
>go to bathroom one day
>looking for an isolated restroom
>like to take my shits privately
>walk past pristine weightroom
>fucking ghost town
>walk inside
>some student staffer walks up to me
>"excuse me are you on a team?"
>i really wanted to use this room
>tell him im on the swim team
>i hope he doesnt know the uni doesnt have a swim team
>"do you have a shirt from the team?"
>gotta think fast
>"no i forgot to wear it."
>he tells me not to forget it next time

Tfw i got to use a completely empty gym but had to be watched by a scrawny manlet while i did shoulder and chest exercises to look convincing

I eventually made a shirt on custom ink and used it to get into the athletes only gym for the rest of the year.

I wasn't sure what to expect after I saw all the rampant SJWs in America on campus but its true Britain is largely unaffected. I saw some fat dyed hair feminist trying to spew her bs to some regular looking girl and the other girl just said absolutely nothing after polite ly disagreeing. And this was in my sociology class, theres something about the British attitude that just doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior. Im cutting out of fat mode so I do cardio 5 times a week then lifting and ab work twice a week, I walk everywhere as well so I always get in at least 45 mins of light cardio even on my two off days

Fuck uni, that's easy.

How are you supposed to schedule a 3 workouts a week with rest days in between, work 8+ hours weekdays to come home and have to cook and clean, whilst keeping an active social life that involves 2 weeknights of getting drunk and eating too much?

It's fucked

if this is true, fucking nice breh

my university has a gym for employees only, and I happen to be one (phd student, computer science). I usually go there at around 8 pm and it's completely empty.

>Working
>Time to go out and get drunk but no time to cook a chicken and make a batch of soup which takes 90 minutes for both
You dun goofed

>Designed own shirt to use gym
Fucking based, your gonna make it bro

> I wasn't sure what to expect after I saw all the rampant SJWs in America on campus but its true Britain is largely unaffected.

I want to apply for PhD programs in Psychology, but apparently in the U.S. the programs are full of SJW white females (just like the undergrad programs).

I guess it won't hurt to apply and see what my options are (if any), but I like the sound of that British attitude.

nice one m9

It's called not wanting to commit suicide because I've managed to trick myself into thinking my friends will care if I do.

Apply to a British uni mate.
There'll be a few British girls who'll like you just for being American and everyone is pretty chill.
Except the city niggers

I live close to uni so I usually have a meal before my last class, get changed, and bring gym stuff. I take preworkout when there is about 15 mins left of class then I go straight to the university gym. I go 3 times a week, TThSa.

I go to the "top 1" university in my country.

The gym in my university has a lot of buff asians. Its also split into the cardio section and the strength section so that means most of the women are in the cardio section.

Getting fit is just a confidence booster, if you're socially retarded then being fit doesn't help you much. I've gotten more looks from females since I started lifting mostly when I wear tank tops/singlets so I guess thats progress.

Majoring in mechanical engineering.

Story time:
>when I first started, there was a chick who I would watch while she deadlifted 100kg
>she was pretty hot but I'm a manlet so she was taller than me.
>2 months later, I was finally doing 100kg deadlifts, 75kg squats, 250kg leg presses, and 100kg calf raises.
>she noticed this and approached me
>she says "Heyy, what's your secret, you've got some crazy progress!"
>I wanted to say "I eat my own cum" as a joke buy didn't want to ruin this chance so I just told her that I used to be in the basketball team in highschool.
>after this we become gym buddies as I had no friends to go gym with so we occasionally spot for each other.

State school, go at random times 3 times a week cutting right now. Gym is b if enough nice equipment but it does get get retarded crowded.
Hasn't gotten me laid because I always had too much fat to show any significant gains plus I'm too busy to pursue VAGINA right now. I'll make up for after college by banging as many high school sluts as possible.
Electrical engineering

i don't want to be a poor grad student having to pay international student rates in a country that has like twice the cost of living of the u.s.

if it weren't for that i'd do it.

>Schedule
I usually wake up at 5.45am (been a struggle recently) and I hit the gym at 6.30am until 8.30, then shower etc. I go 6 times a week.

>University
I go to the best one in my country. I also live a ten minute bike ride away, so I get to use the gym all summer long (extremely empty) and I have no excuse to miss classes.

>Gym
We have three. One for regular people which is good equipment wise but there's ridiculous amounts of people there all the time, so I go to the second gym which has better space/equipment etc. Third gym is for the different teams, but it's cramped af.

>Getting laid
I wouldn't say being Veeky Forums has gotten me laid specifically, but it is an extra factor in helping seal the deal. Had a couple of girls run their hands on my stomach arms when I take off my shirt.

>Major
Don't have a specific "major" here, but I study Science with a specialisation in Geology.

All in all, I like my university, live with my parents for free rent/food/laundry, have a good social circle, kind of Veeky Forums, just trying to pull my grades up is all.

>How do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
4-5 times a week. I usually go either after classes, or some days when there's a 3-4 hour break between lectures. It is only the begining of the semester, so it can be done.

>What kind of university do you go to?
Decent uni in hungary

>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
I've been lifting only for a year so far was a fucking fatass, now way less fat but still long way to go. I've gotten laid 2 times since i started lifting.

>What's the gym like at your uni?
It's shit and crowded so i don't go there

>What's your major?
Technical manager

>What kind of university?
I went to a state school
>what was the gym like?
It was typical gym, more of a machines and treadmill gym, but they had free weights and a squat rack
>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
My experience is my personality or women just thought I was good looking, basically got me laid. If i was in a relationship, usually women really dug my muscles, but it seemed like a relationship, sorta sexy thing, that they liked, not he has muscles so lets sleep with him
>What's your major
I majored in criminology. I'll probably go back and grab a accounting or finance degree. Over the years, I pick up accounting as a hobby, to help with my investments, and I happen to really enjoy it.
>How do I fit weightlifting into my schedule?
My schedule is busier compared to my university days. I usually right out what I plan to do the day before, and find time to fit it in my schedule. I work out 5-7 days a week, depending on how I feel, and my schedule

>cs
>implying you get girls or lift
Stop lying on the internet

Go to University of Illinois

Gym is pretty fucking big.

KHV

Economics/Mathematics

>Veeky Forumsizens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
3 times a week, on a modified Texas Method program. Do cardio 1-2 times a week as well

>What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
State

>What's the gym like at your uni?
Dunno, don't use it, homegym masterrace

>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
Yup. Get groped by random girls in clubs. Hooked up with girl with other night and legit didn't even say a word, she smiled at her and she came and wrapped her arms around me. Life is breddy gud.

>What's your major?

Biochemisty and Biomedicine (double major)

>schedule changes every semester. shuffle sleep to hit gym every other day and swim on offdays
>local uni, faculty think it's prestigious but mostly just a pit
>uni gym is a desolate hellscape filled with idiotic sports admin. kids who seem to divide their time between yelling about crossfit, slamming plates, and doing curls and nothing else in front of the mirrored section
>have two gym memberships (one by default with tuition, one by choice) because local gym is much more tolerable
>got fit after got laid because t. gril easymode
>major in neuroscience

I'm doing SL, so Monday Wednesday Friday.

I go to Oberlin. No, I'm not an SJW.

The gym really isn't bad. I like it.
It's pretty small, but since not many people use it, at least no at the times that I use it, there is always an available power rack, and the equipment is usually always available.
There has only been one instance in which I had to wait for a bench press station to be open.

No, being Veeky Forums has not gotten me laid.
I didn't start lifting to get laid.
I've always been moderately athletic, so I already knew Veeky Forums wouldn't do anything to get me laid.

No major.
I'm a freshie anyway, so I got time to decide.

I don't have any green text stories.
So far, there just hasn't really been anything eventful for me.
The most eventful thing in recent memory is that I got an 8/10 on my compsci quiz, which the teacher says if you have an 8/10 or higher, you are on track for doing well in the class. So that's pretty reassuring.

There have also been a couple of chicks looking at me, but I wouldn't be on Veeky Forums if I was successful in doing anything with them.

>3 or 4 times/week
>best uni in my country
>I dont go to uni gym
>no but being fit has made it easier
>chemical engineering

lol, that's what I thought too

I don't know though, I see a lot of normie tier people in my cs class.
it's CS 140 though, so I doubt anyone is a major yet. Worthwhile distinction

>Veeky Forumsizens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
go three times a week. MWF, sometimes before class, usually after
>What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
meh, well known international uni. Got high rankings by THE
>What's the gym like at your uni?
filled with DYELs. squatting above lmao2pl8s gets mires. its great
>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
nah, humor does
>What's your major?
M.Sc Economics

My uni has only one small poor gym that costs nearly as much as any other private gym. Also is on the totally opposite side of the city as my home or as the department I study at. So i don't really use any of the uni sporting areas.

> school
Top 5 public uni
> what time gym ??
Some time after 7 pm. I try to go at least 4 times a week.
> laid
You're funny
> major
bio
> how is the gym
there's like 6 squat racks and i think its cramped but hey, its all i got

>5 days a week after class
>State school
>the gym on my side of campus is usually pretty crowded but there are quite a few qt's when I go
>I haven't gotten laid from being fit yet. Some girl on saturday night aggressively groped me and we made out
>finance with a statistics minor

>Veeky Forumsizens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
I go three times a week. The gym opens at 5 am but I get there around 5:15 after my run.

>What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
University of California is somewhat prestigious but my campus is firmly mid tier. It was the local campus and I didn't get into Berkeley. It's pretty good though, undergrad doesn't mean much when you are trying to get a phd.

>What's the gym like at your uni?
It's decent. There were a lot of complaints about lack of equipment but I think they added stuff before I arrived last year because I've never had to wait.

>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
When I was in high school and community college girls were really into me. I met them through sports though, not by being fit. I'm attractive for other reasons so I didn't really need to be fit, it helps.

>What's your major?
Biochemical Engineering with a minor in Biomedical Engineering
>Also feel free to greentext stories about any of your experiences.
Earlier this summer I was doing squats and I ripped my boxers in half down the ass crack.

>Veeky Forumsizens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
4 times a week
>What kind of university do you go to(Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
Cambridge
>What's the gym like at your uni?
Churchill has an okay gym
>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
No
>What's your major?
Comp science
>Also feel free to greentext stories about any of your experiences.
Gyms empty, pub's fine

>Veeky Forumsizens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
waking up every morning very early so i can hit the gym at 7:30am and make sure to be in uni at 9:30am
>What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
don't know the us american equivalent, it's literally called "universität" in germany
What's the gym like at your uni?
actually pretty big, but completly full because it only costs 25€ per semester.
Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
it was not the factor, no
What's your major?
Veeky Forumstory

>pub's fine

forgot that you guys in England can drink when you are 16

lucky you

>6 times a week, on PPLPPLX program, then I run 10km everyday after workout, about 3 hrs at gym

>In top 5 uk university, in top 100 in world

>It's quite decent, but weight area can get quite crowded

>No

>I study physics and maths

I also do 2 other sports, lacrosse and football, and have a good amount of social life, only I have shit tier sleep patterns because of it. I barely work during the year and since I have about 1 month vacation before the exams that count for 100℅ of my grade, I have managed to keep the equivalent of 4.0 gpa (high first) for two years now.

how are you not exhausted?

>Veeky Forumsizens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
Not good. I go only 1-2 times a week.

>What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
Best in the country.

>What's the gym like at your uni?
I don't go to uni gym.

>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
Fuck no.

>What's your major?
Architecture.

Luckily clubs close at 2:30 am and most my classes start at 10-11 am and they're next to where I live. But yeah I am permatired and need to have a 2 hour nap every other day

Who Uni of Nottingham here,is that new sports place open and if it isnt where can I go lift.

I used to go to the gym, but then I realized it's not worth it for me because it's too much time wasted that could be used for studying.

So now I have some dumbells and a chin up bar in my room. It saves a lot of time.

Was considering going to Notty next year but I fucked it since the only course I wanted to do requires me to have a B in GCSE maths and I only have a C, fml senpai

> Schedule?
We get wednesday afternoon off. Wed/Fri/Sun is my routine, Gym is open until 10 on a weekday and 6 on a sunday.

> What uni?
UK University

> Whats your gym like?
Pretty damn cool gym, but very popular so it can be very full at peak times. Loads of racks and a decent number of deadlift platforms, maybe not enough benches. Always very easy to get what you want if you go at a decent time

> has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
Not exactly (barely out of ottermode), but all my mires have been with QTs in bed.

> Whats your major
Medicine

Not many stories save seeing a guy performing a smith machine bench assisted leg press, and that one time loads of kids (refugee kids I suspected) running into the free weight area and nearly loosing their feet on the dead-lift platforms.

What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)

>One of the biggest here in Finland

What's the gym like at your uni?

>They renovated it last year so It's pretty damn good

Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?

>Y-yes

What's your major?

>Medical nursing

>2016
>doesn't work AND get educated
>lazy, stupid pos

>what kind of uni
Arguably one of the best in the land, (Not Amerifag), although it didn't used to be, and the other unis still surf on the prestige of the olden days.
>what's the gym like at your uni?
No idea, seems pretty descent, though, go to another one, closer to home.
>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
Nope, but that might be my shitty personality
>Major
First year of Physics, gonna go for optical, I think. It seems fun and interesting.

What uni? In Helsinki?

I go 4 to 6 times a week, usually late afternoon or evening, and then whenever I feel like it on Saturdays

Small liberal arts school inb4 faggot

D1 School, really nice gym, oly platforms and shit load of racks

Have qt gf, get laid 3-5 times a week

Criminal Justice and Philosophy because extra time due to no workload :^)

I study mechanical engineering technology at a community college. I have 30-33 hours of class a week, with travel time it ends up being basically a full work week. I go to the gym immediately after classes end on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays for about 1.5 hours each time, then I sit in a computer lab and do 2 hours of homework.

>tfw no time for other hobbies
>tfw partying destroys mental and physical gains
>tfw no time for women
>tfw spending my all my time and money on school with hopes I can afford to buy it back later

Beats being NEET tho

1.every morning
2. 6-8 before classes start
3. pic related
4. two gyms, both with decent equipment
5. yes
6. math

Ark bro

>4 years BA Hospitality Management degree
>Currently a Banqueting & Events manager (head of department) in a private members club in Oxfordshire (god lift the queen)
>Working crazy hours, writing disertation, lifting 4 days a week
>Leave Uni for summer holidays, still making gains, grow beard
>First day back at Uni, new class, new chicks
>"Hey, where are you from? you are so beautiful"
>T-thanks Veeky Forums

Where my niggas at? Where do you train?

ayy

I lift at home, because I work odd hours and it helps me switch off at night or wake up in the AM. I love the camaraderie of gyming it with mates but fuck membership fees, waiting for a bench, pajeets shitting up the place and shitty music being pumped in

Full time nursing degree at medium britbong uni (so like 6 months of 20 hours/week class teaching + independent study and 6 months of working on clinical placement 40 hours/week + independent study)

Gym and sports clubs are really good, uni produced some olympic class bongs, particularly archery and martial arts

Being Veeky Forums has gotten me laid but before I was Veeky Forums being a dyel gothlet also got me laid. So I it helps but not the be all and end all

>uni mates invite me to the gym one day
>didn't bring gym clothes to uni but fuck it - wearing baggy boxers under jeans
>aimlessly doing sets on every machine with friends
>maxing out baby's first leg extention machine with ease
>7/10 red head mirin me hard, sits on pad
>continue to lift her and weight stack
>7/10 notices I'm wearing boxers and starts to fondle me
>head in student union toilets later that night

Van Pattens card is better faggot

>lift 3 times a week either at 9 am or 9 pm
>small private, known for its nursing program and its seminary.
>very nice
>no
>nursing

Which one i assume champ? Carbon or Chicago?

I am studying CS, I am 6'2 3pl8lmao deadlift 2pl8bench/squat

20 y/o virgin tho

I'm literally just bitching, but rn I hate having to budget time. With a part time job, taking the bus, and class/studying, I have to decide exactly what to do with my free time. I prefer to just do shit when I do it, but I literally have to a lot time to watch movies/read/jerk off. I just want to meander through life.

Shit uni gym, I lift in a private gym at NL strongest man and in a commercial one.

I got laid many times, but that's due to charm + being fit. Gf now for 2 years tho and it's gr8

I major in business admin.

22 yo, 4.5 squat, 3 pl8 bp and almost
5.5 DL. 95 kg at 6'3

>Veeky Forumsizens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
trying to go early before classes MWF but all my willpower goes out the window when I'm groggy. I hate myself

>What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
state university, UMD

>What's the gym like at your uni?
garbage, despite having decent funding. It all goes to the athletes' gym

>Has being Veeky Forums gotten you laid?
>implying im Veeky Forums

>What's your major?
physics

Try this.
>working shitty shifts
>11am-10pm every 2nd week mon-fri
>every weekend minimum 7 hours
>8-5/7-4 every 1st/3rd week
>doing bsc comp sci correspondence
>tiem for jim?

Lol bet you're really proud that ur uni became no 1 recently. People sharing that shit all over my fb violently jerking each other off. Like get over yourself you just read some books harder than everyone else and were lucky at an interview 5 years ago.

>tfw when Comp Engineering major
>tfw everyone else in my class is a beta fucking nerd that I can intimidate.
>tfw live in area with thousands of tech jobs open
>tfw when 90 - 100k job waiting for me after graduation.
>Money and muscles = grills
>Life on ez mode.

Monday - Get to gym between 8-9 am
Class 6:30-9:20 pm
Gym again by 10pm

Tuesday - Gym by 8-9am
Class 5:15-9:30 pm
Gym again by 10pm

Wednesday - Gym by 8-9 am
Class 6:30-9:20
Gym again by 10pm

Thursday- Gym by 8-9am
Class 5:15-9:30 pm
Gym again by 10pm

Fri-Sat-Sun - No Gym

It's mostly women at the gym in the morning so I do weights and a short run. At night its full of bros so I just do cardio.

ProTip: Google your gym. There should be analytics of when their facilities are being used (by the hour). Examine the trends and you can find the hours of the day where they're the least crowded.

Major in construction management