You been mired lately Veeky Forums

You been mired lately Veeky Forums

Can we have a mires thread for once? All these gains and surely someone must be getting mired.

>I was wearing scrubs the other day (medfag)
>it shows off my lmao 14.5 inch arms decently
>girl I like walks past,
>sees me
>doesn't say 'hi'
>keep walking
>I see her look back at me out of the corner of my eye
>grin to myself

felt pretty good tbqh famalams

how about you?

>You been mired lately Veeky Forums

Never.

>go out on the town
>girls hitting on me left right and center
>gay man comes up and is very unsubtle about what he wants to do to me (side note: can't imagine how girls feel if this is what they get from every dude on the reg)
>general mires fill me with confidence
>ask a girl i'm into out on a date
>she says no

you just can't win boys

did you know or have any indications she was into you?

only subtle things

confirmation bias is a bitch

like what. i feel like im about to make the same mistake.

Delet this

Ok

>went downtown to drink with friends
>havent seen this one petite qt in a while
>she and her friend she bought drop jaws when they see me
>she literally keeps fondling my arms and chest all night and keeps asking if I'm on roids
>mfw I'm not even big

Overall mires from girls
>Beautiful hair
>awesome skin
>"your arms are bigger than my head"
They are only 16.3 inches. w-was she bullying me?
>Get called swole on the regular by friends and females
>Cute blonde from my classes jumps infront of me and flexes for luls when we cross ways in school

Fucking best feeling is when you get back into contact with your towns youth again with whom you stopped contact years ago as a uber skelly and came back as one of the biggest dudes in town. Mires left and right when I bump into old friends

just a heads up Veeky Forums, if a girl walks past you and you look back at her and she looks back at you then its definitely a confirmed mirin. girls dont look back at guys they find average or ugly

jokes about how strong I am is probably the least subtle thing she was doing.

i think you should probably just do it, you miss every shot you dont take, but I don't know the circumstances.

bruh can you tell me if you think this girl is into me?

we've been friends for a while but in the past 2 months i've noticed a change. I've also recently broken up with my gf

>her and her friend sitting with me in the common room
>friend: hey user your biceps are getting pretty big now
>gril: (unenthused) yeah...
>30minutes later they are giggling
>look up at them
>they stare at me and the gril is grinning
>I look back down and they start whispering again
>I look back up
>they're smiling and giggling again

>she would talk about some dude heaping high praise on him
>I tease her about dating him
>she blurts out 'OMG user, are you jealous!??
>1 week later I make a similar joke about her being with this dude
>'omg user are you threatened?!?!

she tells her parents about whatever funny bullshit i might have done that day.

we text pretty often and joke around and shit.

what do you reckon mate? she compared me once, to my face with this other dude i know she thinks is hot. so i'm like... not sure anymore

holy fucking shit am i ever glad i got married and put this bullshit behind me. i cant imagine having a career and obsessing about this shit at the same time

when people xay 14.5 inch arms, do they mean flexed or unflexed?

You've been friend zoned user, she doesn't see you in a sexual way at all. Been through the same thing

fuck man, i don't understand women. reading that i'd say 100% yes but you have me second guessing

but i friend zoned her. I literally never even thought twice about her until like 2 months ago.

We'd been friends for like 2 years and I had a gf up until recently. I had to break up because i started having feelings for this chick. I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore

lad. if you have an actual friendship with this girl that you don't want to ruin, try to escalate in a way that won't ruin the friendship.

otherwise, just go for it.

Same here, feels rather nice, doesn't it?

well yeah I do. we're part of a group of friends. she's been laughing at the lamest jokes i make though recently. she used to give me a 'wtf' look whenever i said dumb shit.

idk if its because i like her and its skewing my judgement or what though.

How would i escalate it. Just say 'hey you wanna hang out sometime this week'?

>tfw my dog gets more mires than I do

>put on fitted shirt that shows off my humble gains
>go walk gf's dog while she gets ready
>get mir hard from two grills walking towards me
>the can't look at em cos the dog will tell on me

Feels good man, feels good. Thanks SL!

>she and her friend she bought
Where can you buy friends?

Can confirm, this is usually true unless you're doing something really weird

good post

Your mom doesn't count you fucking colossal faggot

>getting cold, finally buying new clothes
>lost a ton of weight this year, old clothes are super baggy and look terrible
>slim fit jeans, dark trainers, dark fitted T to show off progress
>noone at work fucking cares at all
>been catching myself myrin' myself all day

Fuck these people

>go to dentist
>cutie nurse rests her arm on my chest the whole time

>be me
>work saturday nights in a bar
>a few weeks ago a hen party comes in
>at least two of the bridesmaids flirt with me, stroking my face and leaning over the bar to kiss me
>find you theyve booked a male stripper
>nohomo.jpg
>stripper turns out to be a fat middle aged man who unironically calls himself "chubbsy"
>guests and staff look on in horror as "chubbsy" has his way with the bride-to-be
>after the bars closed the staff and the manager are talking about what happened
>female co-worker jokes about stripper being fat, say she was hoping for more of the bodybuilder/rugby player type.
>manager says, "we should have got user to strip instead, I bet the women wouldve like him better"
>female co-worker looks at me and says "yeah I think so too"

H...H...have I made It guise?

You were literally raped m8.

FACE

>Escalate in a way that won't ruin the friendship
How? I'm in a similar predicament

does that mean I lost my virginity

She and her boss strapped you to a chair and forced shit in your mouth.

Sorry m8, you're no longer a pure maiden.

Well if you're friends asking to hangout is normal, you need to make sure she knows it's a date. Ask her on a DATE sometime this week, to a restaurant or something.
Normally you'd do like coffee or some shit but you've known this chick for 2 years, so you can skip the "Get to know you phase"

im fucking hard continue

Unexpected kek.
>tfw dog is mans best friend is a lie

>go to friend's house
>take my shirt off because I hate wearing more clothes then I have to
>"Oh shit user have you been working out? You're big!"
>mfw I'm still just a twink

got mired yesterday, although I think it doesn't really count..

a skinny indian guy in the uni gym told me I have great muscles und asked for a workout routine

Ive never been mired

Im never gonna make it

Fuck this is too much cringe

>need to buy larger clothes again, they're getting too tight, co-workers comment on ass and upperbody constantly.
>girls at work like to poke, grab, and play punch me.
>"damn you're all hard" "omg user has aaaabsss" "your arms are getting big user" (they're not, 15 without a pump, and only because of my tris.)
>broette who lifts with me, while I was complaining about all the touching: "You have to expect this when you're one of the only good looking people around this place, they probably don't see shit but fat rolls in the mirror, so seeing actual muscle makes them retarded."
>jacked bro: "fuck dude your arms looks like dicks with fists on the end, I gotta cut and get my vascularity back."
>same jacked bro, while lifting together: "god damn dude, you like you're going to explode, show me what you do for back and shoulders."
I'm 6'2" and 175, feel small as fuck...
But hey, mires.

Weekend of mires boys;

>sat morning getting something outta my trunk, yoga cutie comes up to me and asks where a certain trail is, I tell her and give her a business card, she texts me, hanging out on thursday
>out downtown about 1am sober as fuck, some cutie keeps looking at me between conversation with her dude
>sunday morn show up to the football game at my bros, damn user you're fucking huge what stack are you on (i'm natty)
>beach yesterday fit cutie waves at me, I go over and talk to her i'm early 30's she is 20, LoL. didn't ask for number because no tits.

we are all gonna make it bruhs

my favorite part of having braces when i was 12 was having the 6/10 hawties at the orthodontist rest their tits right next to my face while putting on green and orange rubber bands on my braces

What a nice guy.

Oh, forgot to mention, I feel tiny.

As a guy in his mid twenties starting out I needed to hear this thanks.

More 30+ mires!

Furak mirin your mirin gains

Everybody does i guess ?

Doing lamo1pl8 ohp in a collage gym full of dyel's, getting mires from both lads and lasses. One girls bf got salty and attempted a lamo 0.5pl8 ohp and failed the first rep, felt so fucking good man

I always had good luck with women, but I didn't really start slaying until my 30's

>One girls bf got salty and attempted a lamo 0.5pl8 ohp and failed the first rep

Literally how? Did he just escape from Auschwitz?

Nigga im 6'2'' 190 and small
What kind of tiny niggas do you work with

lift 4 Months in total cuz some bullshit
Be DYEL looking
Read everything about PUA,Redpill,Book of Pook
Be on party last Saturday totally confident
Makeout with an 8 and 2 other girls giving obvious signs
Mfw Its all about confidence,frame and height

We all gonna make it boys

>falling for the marriage meme

never gonna make it

>ITT: Delusion, and creep staring till they look back wondering why you're eyeing them so hard

>be grad student
>be in uni gym
>friend who I haven't seen since high school comes up to me and says hi
>guy had been fucking around and partying since high school so he's still in 3rd year undergrad
>tells me how much of a transformation I've made from a chubby guy since high school
>"y-you too"

A lot lately, mostly by guys tho.
I'm not a muscular guy but rather a bit feminine so I guess is not the same kind of mirin you're talking about

capping this for future cringethread

You have to be 18 and not a pedo to post here. Tha fuck is this?

right and I'm sure you truly cherish your relationship with your wife's son.

No but you cant be a wizard now

>chairforce faggot
>3 hour classified briefing on Friday
>sitting next to 25 y/o Hispanic girl from my class
>has a husband and a kid but her husband is in Germany and she openly tells people she married him just for citizenship so she could join
>decently attractive

Anyways back to the shitty mire
>sitting in the briefing
>start to get hard
>8x6 donger because bathmate and jelqing (yea it actually does work faggots)
>obvious bulge in pants
>look down see it
>HughMungousWot.jpg
>decide fuck it and rock it
>girl starts stretching
>I look out of the corner of my eye
>see her obviously looking at it
>proceed to stay hard the entire briefing
>catch her looking at it at least 25+ times not even exaggerating
>briefing is over
>get in my car
>see her walking to hers
>wave and smile
>drive off into sunset alone
>hit back and bis from 11:40 at night to 1:40 in the morning alone, fap and go to bed
>Monday (today) comes around
>getting lunch
>see another girl from my class I never talk to but she is friends with the Mexican girl
>comes up to me and says hi and starts smiling and talking to me

Anyways the word is definitely getting around, too bad I'm still a socially autistic 20 y/o virgin, I'll lose it soon guys I promise

Anyways time to hit chest and triceps alone in my XXL black hoodie and sweats

Not a fat cunt just cocoon mode

No idiot you say "hey wanna hang out, like as a date? i like you" or something like that

Its a mire and a cringe story so here ya go
>Be me attemting DL PRs in the gym
>By myself for unknown reason
>happily getting area ready for lifts
>start DL 1PL8LMAO as a warm up
>feeling pretty pumped
>Might actually break 455 PR
>I smelled the air was filling up with estrogen and musty roasties
>My inner instincts were going haywire
>Noticed swarm of females flood the weight room
>Zumba class just finished
>What in the name of Valhalla is happening
>In my mind i told myself not to spaghetti
>And I might get them to touch my meat balls
>Proceed to do LMAO2PL8
>Looked around nobody seems to care
>Proceed to do LMAO3PL8
>Noticed girls starting to pay attention
>proceed to put LMAO4PL8
>noticed asian QT was eyefucking me in the mirror
>not making the slightest attempt to look away
>I feel like hot shit
>Start my pull
>onto my 3rd rep I felt knives piercing my stomach
>oh no the omelette and milk are making a comeback
>try to hold it in but it was a vain endeavor
> the flood gates were released
>the whole gym stood silent to hear my gluteus play Mozart-requiem
>looked at mirror to see if anyone noticed
>Asian Qt had contempt and disgust on her face
>Shamfur Dispray
>i unknowingly start to laugh it off to unwind situation
>people start pity laughing with me while others just stared
>then 2nd impact happened
>the protein fart was so awful I was about to gag
>didn't stay for the shit show
>i packed all my stuff and left hastly
>when i walked off heared people say "oh god it stinks"
>cover my face in shame
>went to the front desk to cancel my membership
>females were leaving the weightroom as if it was a gas chamber
>they all stared at me with utter malice
>wonder if I should utter the words "sorry" or stay silent
>got a new member ship at a different gym thats 10 miles away from old one
>always go to the gym with an empty stomach now
And my heavy mire turned into a living hell. But hey I still got a Qt gf at the new gym so I guess it was a plus.

damn, you're more autistic than he is. all that needs to happen is
>hang out as normal
>initiate physical contact and gauge reaction
>try to kiss them

if the 2nd step doesnt give you an answer after 1 or more tries, the third will

although one time i tried kissing a friend of mine out of nowhere when we were hanging out and she rejected me, but the next time we hung out we banged and hooked up for a few months. but i wouldnt cite this as a typical outcome to being rejected

>your arms look like dicks with fists on the end

Top kekkingtons, what the hell is your friend on?

Yeah and if you get rejected she'll talk to your other friends and say "user totally tried to make a move on me", and they'll all have a good chuckle. If you ask her out straight up and get rejected, nobody will give you shit

I know this feel

Just say you like her user. If she doesn't reciprocate the feelings just leave her life. Did that to all the girls who friend zoned me, and they come 3 months later sobbing why I dont talk to them anymore. There are more females on this planet user dont get blue balled by one.

if your friends were going to give you shit about the former, they'd give you shit about the latter. but luckily i have friends that i laugh with about getting rejected, rather than laughed at. its pretty funny sometimes, much better than not making an attempt

...

>Squatting 3 plate
>Hip Drive
>Deload and rest
Joocy milf touches my shoulder and says, "that's amazing!"
Hehe why indeed

>tfw there's been 2 posts written about me on uni crush page

Home gym master race right?

>Enjoy shoulders and traps so hitting them particularly hard lately
>Finally shack up with best friend of a couple years
>She really focuses on leaving hickeys on my traps and scratching down from shoulder to back

M-making it?

Lmao

German Shepherd too?

underrated post

>14.5 inch arms.

Wut.

This, and this whole fucking thread lmfao. Pictures need to accompany these mire stories otherwise this shit is too outlandish.

HEIGHT

>confirmation bias is a bitch
What did he mean by this?

Maybe he's a manlet

>side note: can't imagine how girls feel if this is what they get from every dude on the reg
This is one of the best things about going to gay bars. They're pretty safe spaces for women, and you get to see what sort of shit they typically have to deal with.

>Going to a superhero-themed party.
>Basically an excuse for people to get obscenely drunk.
>I'm dressing as Batman.
>Arrive at the party with my costume in my bag, because I didn't want to walk the streets dressed as fucking Batman.
>Everyone's already drunk as fuck.
>"user, where's your costume?"
>"C'mon, user, you've got to wear your costume!"
>Go into bathroom, get changed, and come out in my Batman costume.
>A few girls come over to admire the new superhero addition to the party.
>"user doesn't need muscle padding!"
>"Yeah, feel his arms!"
>My automatic response is to stick my elbow forward and flex.
>"Fuck!"
>tfw I know half of these girls personally, and the other half are complete strangers.
>Feels pretty good, man.

Something like this happens almost every time I go to a party, and I'm not even that massive.

5'7" never been mired

> work at a large science-based manufacturing/r&d facility
> new grill starts, solid 7.5/10 which is a 10/10 there
> every Dick Tom and Jerry tryna talk to her at lunch and stuff
> talk to her once in passing, call her darlin' because I'm from texas
> next day, in the corridor with a bunch of coworkers
> she walks pass and says hey gorgeous to me

Probably still too autist to do shit but man did it feel good. I actually have gotten hit on/mired more in the last 6 months than my whole 23 years of life prior, or maybe I was just more oblivious than I think. Noticing it is almost worst tho, I still don't have nay social skills to follow up being attractive with. One day anons

>brush my own bicep while putting a shirt on
>mire self

> fuck dude your arms looks like dicks with fists on the end
bretty funny but shit I'm 5'10, 170, and I'm not even huge... where do you work, fuckin smurfville?

>Friday night a couple weeks ago
>get done lifting at my small towns gym
>still in gym clothes
>decide to head to local Dairy Queen for a chicken strip basket because I don't feel like cooking when I get home
>little high school girl at the drive thru window evidently recognized me
>she says "I've seen you come through here a few times now, and I've wanted to ask about the meaning of the tattoo on your arm."
>explain the significance of it
>she asks if I regret getting it because "one of her teachers has a stupid tattoo on his chest and he said he regrets it."
>inform her I have no regerts
>she says "ok" then pauses for a few seconds and says "is there anything else I can get you?"
>say "no, thank you though."
>she smiles and says "ok, your food will be ready shortly."
>hands me food a few minutes later and smiled and says "have a good night. Drive safe."

I-I think she was flirting with me a little. Never had anyone at a fast food place talk to me like that nor have I ever had anyone I didn't know ask me about my tattoo. Too bad nobody my age mires me.

Same thing to me. I feel you bro

TOP FUCKING KEK
Best post of the day

a lot of that stuff can go either way. The biggie that sticks out from what you mentioned is

>1. she laughs at stuff you don't mean to be funny.
This is big because a lot of the time, laughter is a way women relieve tension. In this case, it's sexual tension and energy.

>2. the fact that they are giggling and staring at you

It probably means they are telling girly secrets about you and laughing. What secrets? About how cute you are.

She wanted you to ask for her number retard. Read what you wrote it's obvious

Amazon...... no prime tho

So the stripper fucked the bride?

>Working at McDonalds with pretty tight shirt
>when I bend my arm shirt sleeve is always taught
>chick I go to school with sees me passing
>"Shit user your arms are huge!"
>"T-thanks I guess"
>gym conversation ensues
>AAfter work get changed into gym attire as I have workout afterwards
>Bro I work with says Ive made mad progress and that Im impressive

Feelsgoodman

I'm also the OP if that helps