Walk into work

>Walk into work.
>See this.
>Someone says their gf is a Monster™ rep.
>Gave us almost a hundred free cans of Monster™ to hydrate with.
I thought this all was a joke guys. Y'all taking this too far. Just stop.

not monster white zero ultra, dispose this shit.

What will happen if i drink all of them?

#blackcansmatter

>energy drinks
>hydrate

Better than mainlining your step dad's semen every night bud

It's Monster™ Energy Iced Tea™ though. Tea is healthy isn't it?

It's got antioxidants and shit nigger slurp it down

Honestly it's probably part of an ad campaign.

Rehab is fucking amazing I love it, few things pick me up after a night of heavy drinking like it does. But Peach Tea flavour? Get that shit out of here and get the original one that's made with still lemonade

Rehab is legit delicious though. The only energy drink that doesn't taste like battery acid.
But it's mostly for curing hangovers. Drinking those casually for energy is about as bad as casually drinking gatorade for hydration.

that last sip of your life

It would be extremely refreshing.

You're a big Monster drinker

U U U U

for u sippo

Man I had two cans today... not feeling well, bros... resting hr is up and I feel like if I stop typing I'm gonna die.

Half a jar of pickle juice, a pint of chocolate milk and two of the greasiest gas station breakfast sandwiches you can find. Fixes everything like you never touched a drop.

you'll leave humanity behind and unleash the beast

>drinking/eating all that shit just to cure a hangover
>not just smoking a hit or two of weed and drinking a little bit of nyquil and sleeping it off

ok bud.

I have about 1 a week during one of my half marathon runs. They're not that bad for you, the tea ones, but don't have one everyday haha

THAT

Drink water instead

it would be a big sip

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