Missed the gym's monthly safety meeting

>missed the gym's monthly safety meeting
>Gym manager left me a message saying I cant come in until I go to the next one

Anyone have this bullshit happen?

Is this a European thing?

wat?

no

Gym's are required by law to have them in Canada otherwise they can be shut down.

The fuck?
Do you work in that gym?

>Forgot to click accept on the updated policy they sent via email and I can't enter the gym because I forgot my password

No.

Is everyone required to go to those meets? Sounds pretty retarded if theyre forcing people with years & years of gym experience to waste their time on that

Wrong. At our last meeting we talked about how even people with years of experience can still injure themselves

How is it only monthly? Ours has one every Monday..

If what youre implying is that people will get hurt regardless, then there is no point to the meets
Also, not everyone is doing the same thing in the gym, so its pointless to have a meet discussing squat form with someone who only does cardio

>plate dispenser only takes change
>cant use credit cards
>no gains today

>didn't renew my lifting permission
>have to pay a ticket
>have to pay renewal of permission
>have to pay to take 48 hours course which I don't even need

>Dumbbell vending machine only allows chip credit cards now
>the fucking chip reader won't work

>can't increase my bench because my lifting certificate is only valid up to 225lbs on the benchpress

>run out of gym tokens
>bench runs out of time mid lift
>trapped under the bar for like 15 mins while the iron butler comes to help
Being poor sucks

>The barbell software is updating, have to wait for it to reboot

>denied access to the weightroom because my bloodpressure was too high

guess I will be stuck using the cardio machines for a few weeks.

>Haven't renewed my free weight license with the gym
>Stuck using the fucking smith machine for bench until the accounts manager gets back from vacation

Goodbye my fucking gains.

>booked the squat rack for 6pm yesterday
>didnt even go

No, although most common in Europe, you can find girls like that in Africa too.

that joke might have been funny if america didn't have the highest nigger population after africa

Is that Sweden?

>Be Amerifag
>Gym doesn't have a voting booth

It's like they don't want me to vote in the upcoming election.

>be Amerifag
>What's a gym

the new squatracks don't have ashtrays

yes

worth it

>forget my plate silencer
>Have to set my deadlifts down carefully

holy shit

At least you didn't miss Penis Inspection Day.

No

that's total bullshit

I go to a series of gyms in Ottawa and there abouts, including some upscale ones with lots of members and i've never heard of this

DELETE THIS

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>new gym policy of no single members
>won't renew my membership if I can't get gf before it expires

SWEDEN YES

Do you go to the carleton gym?

The dicks were the last part I saw and I lost it.

>gym membership is "free"
>have to pay monthly for a gym falcon to be allowed to lift
I'm not gonna lie he's an excellent spotter, but probably not worth the $200 a month.