Fapped again to porn

That is a bit too much user... I think you should focus on one problem at a time. Stop porn first then self abuse later... but you need to make it like smoking, quit cokd turkey and make it to your first YEAR of no porn.

Wait, I'm kind of new to Veeky Forums - is OP upset because he is jerking off to porn all the time or the fact that he is jerking off in general?

psh I do that everyday maine. But if you wanna stop then don't use internet

>Have you tried masturbating in the shower after working out (at home of course)?

I can't get hard without porn

lose weight
I got 1.5 inches more when I cut on my lower abdomen.
Well your kinda autistic I guess man, just play vidya or whatver start watching series do something to keep it off your mind like IDK LIFTING.

he's talking about porn no jerking off stupid. nice paragraph

Probably both

Holy fuck... totally want to try this but i take cold showers and i cant get it up when in there.

If you do this after a workout you will have a huge chance (hah huge) of getting hard - blood can easily flow anywhere after a good workout - especially yer dick.

I just want to start fapping again in the bathroom like a normal person ONLY USING MY MIND

I did the cold shower thing for almost a year back in 2013 - it was fun and made me appreciate warm showers, but the warm shower jacking off is so awesome and has almost totally replaced porn for me. Even when I was in a relationship, it felt great to do the after workout shower jack off.

I know, but i kinda didn't address it because the post was getting long. I fap to porn to get some omph and save time. Fapping with imagination is nice and all but it takes me like half on hour of tugging the snek which jusy exhausts me further and i've usually got better shit to do

water completely turns me off, ive never jerked in the shower

Hmmm... maybe ill start warm and finish cold. I have to wait 3 days tho i just worked out today damn it.

Oh well 4 days of pent up sperm might feel nice.

You think that's bad? Try writing a masturbation scene for a woman trapped alone on a space station and having to "research" several women masturbating to get the details right so you can sell a 10,000 novella for $1.99 a copy to degenerates while on no-fap.

"Erikka could no longer hold back. While she was trying to conserve her energy, the sensation on the inside of her thighs was too much. She stroked a finger across the flesh below her crotch and felt electricity rush through her body. A quick brush with two fingers was even more intense. She repeated this with both hands, slowly up and down her thighs with her eyes closed and shuddering with pleasure bordering on pain.

She repeated this, consumed in the feeling, faster and faster and letting her whole body take it in. It was at that moment when her thumb -by sheer accident of her motion- brushed off the hood of her labia. The sensation made her gasp. Pleasure she had never known engulfed her with one simple touch.

Erikka's breath halted. 'What was that!' she thought. With caution, she placed a finger over her hood and slid it up, across her clitoris.

'Oh my God!' she moaned as the feeling came over her again. She was confused as to why she had never known how touching her on body go offer such joy.

With her middle finger, she drew a circle around her clit, more lost into the sensation that filled her with each stroke. The sudden feeling of wetness on her finger caused her concern until the lubricated digit made another pass onto her clit; only heightening her sensation."

Try to no-fap while writing that.

you need to reset, don't fap for 3 months, and when you are back don't do it with porn

you can do it user, I believe in you

know that feel user

just remember, we're all gonna make it brah

gotta mention her button engorging with blood. for some reason women like to think of blood regarding sex. erections throbbing with blood, etc.

the shit i read on Veeky Forums

It's mentioned later in a part I didn't copypasta. Never understood it myself, but whatever cliches sell...

ever hear "no fap completely changed my life" before? me either.

It worked for Bob Dole. He almost became President.

but its no mistake that I feel different and seem to find myself in more social situations when I do nofap compared to when I fap

placebo or not it works

its definitely placebo but whatever works

>tfw you literally get triggered by lewd pictures and have to fap
>only solution is to avoid the internet for a while

Sometimes I wonder if the internet and technology was a mistake

dat urge when you see a webm posted of your favorite porn and it's your favorite scene

It's not definitely placebo, it might be placebo. No real research has proved either claim.

Meh, I'm so depressed that I haven't fapped since Thursday. Feels the same man

Why three months specifically?

>not him

>Sometimes I wonder if the internet and technology was a mistake

='(

Not him, but I'm from Europe and our public swimming pools normally have group showers, and no individual shower stalls like over there in America.
Showering naked is still pretty normal, but you can't exactly masturbate in the shower with the other guys there. Especially because sometimes they'll bring in little girls that are too young to be left alone outside the shower

I just advice not to fap until your cock is furiously trying to rip your pants apart

>little girls in men's shower
>europe everybody

Don't worry, you'll soon be culturally enriched by rapefugees. Very tolerance and progress.

Do you want to leave your kid alone and risk her running off somewhere getting hurt, maybe even drown if she runs back to the water, or will you just take her in the shower with you for 2 minutes to rinse off?

I'm such a virgin that I honestly don't see the 'point" of masturbating

I started really late in life, at 22 or 23 (24 now), just never bothered before that. I do it only on the weekends, and honestly it's like more of a chore for me than pleasure. I want to try to finish as fast as I can, and when it takes longer than like 5 minutes I just get bored and tired of it

I mean sure the actual orgasm feels really good and I like getting that full body shiver, heart racing, quads tensing up, but besides those 15-20 seconds, I just don't get why everyone else thinks its so amazing

If I'm with my kid it's very probably I am also with my wife

I'm pretty sure this means you have low test

But your wife stayed home because she had a headache and because "she doesn't really like swimming anyway", while in reality she's sucking Sanchez' dick or having Tyrone ram her asshole

Why not both?

Are you sure? I've always assumed I have low test from my emaciated body, lack of body hair, and lack of sexual drive like that

But the flip side is that I find like every girl I see to be cute or hot, but don't bother talking to them

Seriously though, I like the clinical approach to female masturbation you took, considering she's on a space station but "she drew a circle around her clit" took me out of the moment

you're a timid low testian

Testlet

In the story, she has never been conscious of her own body.

There's tropes to use and idioms to express when it comes to erotica.

>used to think it was silly how people got addicted to fapping
>then I realized I was too

my god

huh... i wonder if getting a prescription for testosterone might change my life? make me actually have motivation to want to improve my life?

but now im worried its too late

literally got a boner

Good to know I have at least one sale, then.

I can't feel immersed in professional porn at all, i can't feel like i'm the guy getting his dick sucked by a very hot woman, most professional porn videos also feel hollow and dull for me.

Only amateur does it for me, specially videos of couples, husband&wife who look average or above avergage and decided to videotape a fuck for fun once, this is gold for me in porn.

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You gotta stop my man. I'm on the road to recovery myself but there was a time where I couldn't even get hard for my gf. For weeks we would try to have sex and I would lose my boner and then jerk it to porn later. The trick I found was going off porn and also having a scenario in my mind about her and then achieving that scenario. For example when I got horny, instead of looking at porn and jerking the ding dong, I would think about what I wanted to do to my gf (have her spread her pussy open, pound her missionary and things like that, fuck, I'm getting a stiff prick just thinking about it now) and play with myself

why am I writing this?

sometimes I would get hard and slip the jimmy but most times I wouldn't cum or anything but just that getting hard thinking about the fantasy would get me in a horny state for the rest of the day and when it was finally time to have sex (intercourse) with my gf then the jimmy would get hard and I would take her to funky town. Nowadays I barely watch porn anymore and when I do I notice that my E-rections are less than stellar when it's time to do the deed with my gf (but very hard for the pornography) so I figure it's not too healthy for me and I try to stay away.

hah no you are , get over it . your body needs it you must release its nature grow up I do it 5 -10 times a day , helps my shattered spine.

This. Lately I've been watching tranny porn in the shower. Also put stuff in my butt and fap in warm water. Use body wash as lube for butthole.

Best orgasms of my life.

Only the first few days feel bad. r-right?

wasted

Oh shit

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Anyone else watch porn for the sake of watching it? No fapping involved

recently broke an ~80 day nofap streak

the benefits are real lads

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I've been doing NoPorn and not watched any in about a week or two. Then some cunt on here posted an OP with a shot from a Blacked scene and it actually made want to go see those blonde cuties get railed. Fuck. And I usually hate interracial. I wasn't going to jerk off (without porn) until tomorrow but I think I might have to now. Shit.

>you get irritable and aggressive and you're pitching tents left and right
I really don't see a problem here

pentasatan confirms your fears user

Not even slightly arousing just funny as fuck

Especially funny considering the fact that womemes actually masturbate to shit like this

cookie-cutter porn addict, lenny told me all about you guys

>womemes

If I watch porn but don't fap am I still screwing myself over? I'm getting shakes swear to god

Porn is the devil, not fapping.

>mfw I actually unironically had a dream about watching porn last night
Holy fuck am I glad I'm in the process of quitting

>Use body wash as lube for butthole
Don't do this, you're doing extreme damage to your rectal tissues

I had a dream where I was browsing through cam whores and I came about a cam that had multiple people on a bed and they were filling a torso of a woman with lots and lots of snacks.

she was split in half but entirely concious and there was no blood

fuck I mean snakes

Interesting...

>haven't ejaculated in over 1,5months
>fapped occasionally but no orgasm
>stroking casually today on /gif/
>accidentially cum to a homevideo webm of a woman laughing

she was hillary?

porn is unironically worse than drinking

case in point

>drink probably 10 or so drinks saturday night
>have mild/ moderate hangover sunday
>fap sunday night
>feel worse monday morning than I did on sunday

That might've been her name, dunno
It was just a genuine laugh from a woman that did it for my dick

I haven't watched porn or fapped in 8 days, I believe. Yesterday and the day before were tough, and I got an urge to splurge today, too, but I've kept tough. I don't know how many dozens of times I've tried to quit, but I'm going to make it this time. No more excuses, no more exceptions. You can do it, OP. Don't give up.

It's not too late. Go see your GP and get your test levels checked.

That's not how this works. Maybe you had a two-day hangover.

No fap is stupid. Fapping once every 5 days raises your test for a day so you perform better at the gym.
Avoiding porn is good though, vanilla porn is okay but all the hardcore degrading shit is a cancer to your brain

I just fapped to a Thai getting fisted

Dayum son

Soße bitte

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Only the highest quality pepes for this thread

Why is this board overrun by cuck fetishists making up stories?

Just embrace it you fucking faggot, it is a necessity not a fucking curse.

Control is an illusion
My wife was the most careful driver, never went above or below speed limits, followed every rule
And then one day none of it mattered bcz some drunk driver hit her in the side with his car. she died when i arrived at the scene after i got called in from work
Control is bs

I stopped porn for like 95% and often I just masturbate to cleavage pics of actresses.
It's like I'm 14 again.
Nofap is too hard but at least I don't feel that bad afterwards.