Why no love for the second sip of the day?

Why no love for the second sip of the day?

Don't drink this shit
I drinked monster the last week and I almost got a hearth attack

Use to drink one a day. Stopped mostly because I didn't like the taste.

Diminishing returns. The body builds up a tolerance to caffeine pretty quickly.

>he doesn't cycle his caffeine with other stims

>wake up
>first sip
>get dressed, get in car to drive to gym
>next thing I know I'm lying on the ground, bloody, covered in protein powder and glass from my windshield
>my clothes are gone, people asking if I'm alright
>I go home, press agent tells people I just overheated and I'll be fine, doctor releases that it was just pneumonia
>press agent, lolwut

>second sip
>Suddenlyn I'm on stage debating an orange guy with a massive wig, he's getting angry at me and I don't know what to do
>I tell him why not just blame me for everything
>he says why not

I don't want another sip guys

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>that first second sip of the day

I spent about $10 total on sips and my life hasn't improved.

My sipping days are over.

is this a reference to something?

Did you win the debate though

Jesus christ, this is worse, than that PEPSI MAX CREW bullshit a few years ago

You don't keep up to date much do you bud

oh right

i'm not american

Leave

>drinked

>this is new Veeky Forums """meme"""

Nah

Is this photoshopped?

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on my first sip

Why are these so expensive? For the price of a four pack you could buy a bottle of 100 200mg caffeine pills.
I got a bottle of 280 b vitamins with even more per pill than a monster for around $10 and the l-theanine is even cheaper than that.

The monster tastes good so I still drink it, but that price is killing me.

>$2
>alot

>alot
Monster makes you dumb, confirmed

It is when you consider what it is. If I tried to sell you a piece of paper for a dollar you would say that's a lot even though a dollar is not a large amount of money.

>It is when you consider what it is
ya its monster special blend and flavor

This viral shit should be banned.

Hahahaha on break at work and thought i'd drink my monster and as I do, I find this thread
Marvelous

>Ultra Black

Imagine cramming that up your ass, and fizzing up the can with a lil booty shake haha :)

The ultra sunrise flavor is actually pretty good though

Haven't had monster in a while but have had red bull more recently. What does this one taste like?