Making straight gainz

Any tips on re-heterosexualizing myself? Ever since I've become Veeky Forums I feel like there's no need to mentally exclude girls from my fantasies anymore(because now there's an actual ability for me to get laid from girls, if only I was around girls that is). I think I mentally started thinking about guys and cocks because those kind of fantasies were more likely to happen to me. I jack off to thinking about jacking off with other guys to straight porn. From there the fantasies escalated into actually wanting to have gay sex. Also I started jacking off to naked men as a motivator for getting as Veeky Forums as them. I've even gone so far as sucking dicks on grindr.


Now that I'm actually qualified to get laid from girls my age I feel like I can't get myself psyched to actually want to fuck a girl. I can't be bothered with all that tinder bullshit meat grinder(im pretty sure only the 10% of males(top tier) get laid from tinder. I really don't want to go clubbing(because that will ruin gains) just to try my chance at some pussy.

And this is the main fucking reason I get hard thinking about guys(because it's more realistic). I'm so fucked.

How do I start getting boners and the sex drive to actually want to put in the work to fuck some broad?

tl;dr how do I fix my pathological homosexuality?

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Stop being a faggot. Stop jacking off to guys. Unless you're 100% gay sucking on some tits, and fondling a pussy should get your dick hard.

Stop thinking about it so much and just fuck them m8

It's like when you make people quit smoking by force the to smoke a whole pack - you need to suck 100 cocks so you get tired off it, it's the only way.

>sucking on some tits, and fondling a pussy should get your dick hard.

But I feel like I've mentally blocked myself from going to that place, because I've always felt that I wasn't good enough to even be allowed to fuck a girl.

I'm not a virgin though, I've fucked a women that was in her mid 40's... didn't even cum, felt disgusted and ashamed.

>Stop thinking about it so much and just fuck them m8

Every time I want to masturbate I can't seem to get excited unless I think about other men.

>falling for the vajew meme

This. I spent my early 20's having sex with every guy I could find on Grindr and at the local bath houses. Although the sex was amazing I eventually got tired of it and went back to girls (I enjoy challenges in life). Now I can spend a full month without thinking about having an amazing time with a hot muscle jock in the showers again. Worked for me.

Did you bottom or top? Which did you enjoy more? Cocksucking or getting blown?

>tl;dr how do I fix my pathological homosexuality?
Do you want to make life harder for yourself?

I cant think of a single thing that better as a straight guy as opposed to being gay

There is a way that it might work but im not sure if it works. Might as well try because you have nothing to lose. Might be a mix of psychological and hormone issues.
-Stop jacking off for a while
-Reduce workout and do enough JUST to stay in shape.
- if you are using any testosterone, reduce usage.
- Talk to fitter women with abs and shit
- Talk to more masculine women and slowly go back to normal women.
- If you have an urge to fap, dont do it. Have sex instead with a hooker or any other women. (i recommend being drunk). This is to condition your boner.
If this doesnt work, that means you gay!

Oh, poor heteros, life's so hard for you.

All of the above. However my gf prefers that I keep dicks out of my mouth these days. Everything else is fair game.

>tfw no gf who lets me get my ass plowed on the side

ITT: when repressed homosexuality goes wrong

Find a girl who's bi. They're literally everywhere.

Go on okc and find an open bi girl. They're about as abundant as straight men.

Sounds like you are gay because it's easier to be. You have to really want to be straight to switch now. So, accept that women are inferior but know that they will bring you kids one day, so you have to put up with them.

Idk man fuck traps then. If you don't have the confidence to get a woman, she won't find you confident enough to fuck.

As far as the porn goes, maybe lay off it for a while.

user, you're most likely just gay

Either this thread is facetious or you're completely in the closet

This. You're exhibiting signs of being gay, like 100%
>Found fucking a woman shameful and disgusting
>Fantasies of men evolved into doing things with men
You might be bi, but if that's the case you're exhibiting signs of preferential homosexuality.
How old are you OP? I wasn't fully out of the closet until about 22.

I'm 26, when I was 18 I admitted to my mom that I might be gay, then I did nothing about those feelings, tried to suppress them until I forgot that I was gay(just labelled myself a straight guy with a dick fetish). The fact that I fucked a woman when I was 21 kept me from admitting that I might be gay.

Now I'm 26 and I've already met two guys and done stuff with them from grindr. Because grindr/socializing gives me anxiety I've stayed away from that and kept my mind on the gym. I want to get to 10% bodyfat(not sure what I am now but I can see my four packs clearly) and when I'm att 10% bf I'm gonna clean bulk to 15%, rinse and repeat. Maybe even go on trt if I have natural borderline low testosterone(not induced by overtraining or long caloric deficit).

I do have atypical autism so that might explain why I'm so stupid when it comes to my own feelings.

Trt?

Testosterone replacement therapy,

You're gay, just accept it and move on

Lurking for straight gains. I think being straight will be cool.

Being gay isn't cool. I want to fuck bitches. Then people will think I'm cool.

I'm the user you replied to, apologies for the late reply.
Honestly OP if you enjoyed yourself with those men, that itself is telling of your sexuality.
I've fucked three women, two of which I were in relationships with.
I had a disgusted, shameful feeling as if I had done something that wasn't right, and went from there and embraced the fact that I'm into men, exclusively men, and that it won't go away.
If you're low test or high test it won't really affect the sexuality, though you may come to embrace a preference depending on if you're bi or gay.
I wish you the best user in becoming comfortable with yourself, because the worst kind of criticism you can face is your own.
Just know your sexuality isn't a defining part of you, nor is it separate from you.
Your sexuality is just something that makes you, you.
Good luck with this OP.

There's nothing more cool than two cool guys going at it.

Three cool guys going at it.