You are either born with millimetre-perfect facial bone mass, height, a robust frame...

You are either born with millimetre-perfect facial bone mass, height, a robust frame, thick dark hair and hunter eyes or you're not. Anything else is cope.

Do you really want to spend years of your life "looksmaxing" in vain just to have a slither of what Chad is born with? You can't polish dogshit. And that is what you are. Genetic dogshit.

What the fuck do you think taking 10,000 iu of vitamin D3 is going to do? Propel you in to slayerhood? Taking beta carotene for a glow? Chad has a natural healthy glow from spending the whole summer outdoors at pool parties.

Do you think Chad rubs castor oil on his eyebrows before bed? Do you think Chad even knows what Castor oil is? Chad could rub fucking crude oil in his face and look better than you.

You are taking shots of Braggs apple cider vinegar for breakfast because Lookism told you it would improve your hair quality, Chad is still out at breakfast time from the night before drinking shots of tequila with Stacy and her hot friends.

Do you remember that $200 bottle of Creed cologne you bought that nobody ever complimented you on? Chad hasn't had a shower for a week and 3 girls have told him he smells amazing today alone.

Chad washes his face with a bar of soap every now and again and has a crystal clear complexion while you assault your incel liver with Accutane just to get your skin looking good enough to leave the house.

Chad plays football twice a week with the boys and has a better physique than you do after 2 years of tracking macros, 'bulking' and religiously lifting.

You are not Chad. You will never be Chad. You are either born Chad or you're not. Looksmaxing is cope.

what's your point?

I liked it better when FRAME HEIGHT FACE were in caps.

i havent heard of anything you're talking about in your post does it make me chad

Wow some people are born better than others what a surprise. Did you not have parents or something OP?

did Chad fuck your oneitis or something.
Why are you so mad

Yeah a lifetime of going outside, playing sports and washing your ass is going to produce a better body than a pasty weeb R9K KHV who has been "lifting for 2 years"

Someone didnt watch Gattaca

/r9k/ pls go
You and /pol/ are the reason we shitpost on /tv/ now

No matter who you are or what you do/accomplish there is always someone better.

That's like a universal law of life.

This pasta is tasty.

>$200 bottle of Creed cologne you bought that nobody ever complimented you on?
top kek
I have a friend who falls for that meme, i i wore fucking Old Spice $4 body spray and girls like talking to me more.
Mainly cuz i don't try too hard and i'm far from a Chad

Lets be real here, it's because you're more attractive

I have no idea what caster oil is, am I Chad?

What does LARPing have to do with eyebrows

You think there are boards/forums out there where girls shit on each other this much?

STACY sucks COCKS while you pedal DOPE in the STREETS

Dunno man, I'd be interested to see if there are any.

there used to be a website that was pretty much Veeky Forums for women, I forgot the name though.

You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes. Human beings can choose the kind of life that they want to live. What's important is that you choose life... and then live.

>having 800k sitting in a checking account

why

Lmfao I would die to see that shit, I'm sure we could learn a lot.

this

Brehs I get that there are neckbeard NEETos on Veeky Forums, but honestly, who would waste their time shitposting this on Veeky Forums? Nigger I'm only here for keks and Veeky Forums talk.
If you want to waste time shitposting this stuff then go to /r9k/ you fucking faggot.

No, you wouldn't.

Wanna know why?

Tumblr.com

nah it was pretty shit-tier. The girls there were extremely vain and boring. Here are some threads I saw

>Lolita clothes
>nasty period blogposting
>tfw no normal bf posting (they couldn't find anyone to reach their standards)
>what do you think of my guitar cover of _____
>I just ate 2 bags of doritos and sat in bed watching netflix again :)
>teehee I'm so smelly who /smelly/ here?

why did u type this lol

Is he wrong?

Thank you OP, I enjoyed your post. Life is very amusing and you described one of its jokes very well.

>mustn't

it's lolcow dot farm
all women who are absolutely evil

>ooga booga le tumbler bogeyman

calm down faggot

yeah its full of sjw but it also has god tier amateurs

See

doesn't sound too different from this shithole

I love the men aren't just as stupid women meme

>implying

Calm down you trogdolyte. I was just answering why primarily woman based image boards are boring as fuck and not worth wasting time on to the user above. Yes, it has bretty good porn. No, it's not worth dying over. Although your presumptive little ass should probably kys anyways.

are you implying Veeky Forums is worth dying over?

OK! I am officially not allowing myself to be a genetic failure! I choose a happy, love filled life! I choose to not be an ugly manlet with a receeding hairline and lopsided face!

...

h-hello?

yea but not much to be honest, he's actually taller than me
his problem is lack of patience
he's the type who's seen a PUA video (won't admit it) buys pheromones and does not know when to back off when a chick rejects him.

tl;dr
I'm not delusional enough to believe getting in shape will get me girls.

I lift because I want to pick up heavy shit and put it back down. All the supplements aid my joint, heart, and other bodily health like my blood pressure. This will ensure I don't rack up hospital bills and can spend the money on my hobbies, which I will die alone doing.

I've fully accepted this, and I'm past the point of being depressed about it. In fact every person I know in a relationship merely complains all the fucking time, and they're always fucking broke.

I relish in the fact I'll always have money and time to do what I want to do. I have enough money to pay escorts if I wanted to have sex, which I don't at this point. Continued access to a single pussy at the cost of my time, energy, and money is hilarious.
I have plenty of companionship with my friends I've known for over a decade.

I'm early 20s and own a pretty good car, paid for completely by myself. By the time I'm 25 I hope to have a large down payment on a house, and hopefully paid off by early 30s. All my friends are struggling with minimum wage jobs, driving a junker car. They'll probably have kids soon and simply complain more, but try and justify their little ball of sunshine and how they're everything to them.

Top fucking kek. Who cares about Chad? The average person isn't chad either, and I rarely ever see a true Chad.

>yea but not much to be honest,
>his problem is lack of patience
uh no... you're more attractive thats just how it works lol

word

if you are a lanklet, manlet, hideous as fuck, I recommend this movie

The message isn't to steal someone else's identity though, don't fuck this up

stop being weird

does reality bother you?

>ugly dudes can't get bitches
>being attractive means you automatically know how to deal with women

try leaving your basement once in a while

Yes

>implying

>uh no... you're more attractive thats just how it works lol

ok ok
....tee-hee thank you senpai ^3^
>mfw

>ugly guys can't get girls
I never said that. You said girls like talking to you more. I said it's because you're more attractive, that's literally it.

Go to lolcows dot farm

I always regret going there. Always.

I only regret going to Veeky Forums 90% of the time.

yeah lolcow forums, it's quite funny.

I will lift, and be nice to a girl, she's been with a few guys hotter and way more genetically gifted, but after all she will settle with me, marry at 25, I don't look that bad, and after getting some muscle she is interested sexually in me. I will work and go on vacation to nice places with her, maybe have a few fights, she will consider leaving, but we'll have been together for too long, she'll try to fix it, we'll have a couple of kids, I will tell them stories, and die in a car crash, I was never too good at driving.

But I'm actually attractive, I just need to get my lifts on, I'm still young, I can fuck girls left and right, play shitty math rock and do more meth than math, my teeth will corrode and merge so I will put golden teeth instead fuck the few girls that are left after the guitar player snatches them all, I will get arrested for doing meth on stage, get buttraped in prison and die shanked after hitting a nigger because I thought my strength mattered at all. I will lift bros, I will lift.

i'm sure you're a nice guy user desu

>tfw qt asian gf

i think the same as you

wtf is going with us

>wanting to be a beta provider whilst your wife regularly fucks Chad on the side

>beta provider
it's called Polyamory or open relationship user !!!!
my gf...wife...umm life partner is free to do whatever she wants cuz shes a free spirit!!
*tips fedora*

Nothing. We've left the realm of being a depressed sack of lard and simply live life for ourselves, hobbies, interests, and knowledge.

Maybe we've deluded ourselves, but at this point, is there any difference? I'm too selfish for a relationship. If the right person came around, sure, maybe I could make it work.
But as it is, I'm not looking nor interested.

You must live, Snake.

Right as I read this some chick looked right into my eyes as I looked up from my phone

Why are you so insecure? I understand there are those kind of girls, but it's not like they're even the majority, at least not where I'm from. I've been on both sides of the coin and trust me, cheating is not something that just happens naturally, most people try to avoid it as much as possible. It's not like you can't know when it's happening, if the relationship is dying then it's bound to happen, but it still catches a lot of people by surprise. As long as everything is fine and dandy she won't cheat on you, if you start having trouble then yeh she's prob going to cheat, and you will too probably.

>NAWALT

While you sit INVESTING your money earning INTEREST chad lets it IDLE for the sole purpose of IMPRESSING sluts with his ATM RECEIPTS.

I'm sorry you're such a failure as a man every girl feels the need to cheat on you, I truly am.

how'd you progress past that depressed sack of lard? cause that's the point i'm in, just graduated, mildly suicidal and feeling lost. I want to get my shit together and succeed ultimately finding happiness