What do you mean there's no alcohol in your apartment?

>what do you mean there's no alcohol in your apartment?

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Who are you and how the fuck did you get into my apartment?

if you're gonna look at me like that you can go find another dick to suck you fucking sluts. get the fuck out

But they're kinda gross looking, why would they be in my place to begin with?

Because if I'm gonna be a useless druggie degenerate, I'm gonna do something funner than fucking alcohol. So do you want the fucking morphine and cocaine or not?

You're my stepsister, so you live with me. You are at least 50% responsible for the lack of alcohol. In fact, you're both my step sisters, so it's more like 66%. Stop blaming me for the lack of alcohol. Stop blaming me for everything, just leave me alone and let me do my thing.

The fuck are you talking about retarded cunts? I have tons of alcohol, i'm not a neckbeard

The one on the right's cute. Not Veeky Forums alas. But cute.

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>this makes them wet

No but there's a black friend who can black you.

eww loser we are so out of here

>morphine and cocaine
This doesn't seem like it would mix at all

"i'm not paying you to talk"

>Nigga's never heard of a speedball
I'd laugh at you,m but clearly you have your life in order. One day I'll make it... We're all gonna make it...

Meant for

I know them.

How did you two get out of the basement?

It's gotta be awesome to fuck a pornstar. These bitches fucked the hell out that dude

>quit porn months ago
>one (1) relapse, one (1) time
>come back to Veeky Forums
>temptation everywhere
Guess I'm finding my motivation elsewhere, later fellas, I'll miss you

Vodka, wine, some whiskey and a couple of beers, but only the vodka is in the freezer, that good?

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"Get the fuck outta my apartment or I'll put a bullet in your skulls, you race traitor cockmongrels "

Oh fuck welcome girls welcome. We have a few beers leftover from last night. But how about we take some fat lines instead. Let me just lock this door.

I'd ask these hoes if they think invading a priest's quarters is funny.

Bitch on the left looks 40 but dresses like she's 16

The one on the right has some fucked up titties. Like a women with male gyno tits lel

Sauce?

uh I do, we've got brandy, beer, wine and bourbon on tap.

Don't lie

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she claims to be 21 (1995)

Got tons of opiates, gurl

>you're 26?
>EW YOUR SO OLD
>c-can you leave?

fpbp

I stopped drinking, so I could get healthier and more fit. Maybe if you two would stop drinking, you could lose those bellies.

kek

No, for real this is the only answer

how's that borderline alcoholism treating you? having fun wasting time at the gym then giving away all the progress by consuming literal poison in large amounts?

Did you even fucking look? I have like 4 litres of beer and two bottles of wine in the fridge, and a bottle of vodka on the counter.

>If you own booze, you're an alcoholic
If you own a dick, you're a gay!

Get out gay!

I dont own a dick, my dick owns me

>his addiction is so strong he literally keeps a stockpile at his apartment
>his addiction is so strong he never knows when the craving might strike at such volume he won't be able to resist it and needs his fix right away
lmao

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I'm not an alcoholic until I graduate faggot ADICA ADICA ADICA

fuark you skanks talkin about?
we'll drink some jager, have a couple lines of blow then you can take turns ridin my dick

>ADICA

I'm afraid my mom might drop by unannounced. Speaking of, be ready to hide in the closet at a moment's notice.

i actually have half a bottle of bombay gin and a bottle of tonic water in my apartment.
probably both untouched for half a year.
i never have people over.
i don't have any friends.

My flatmates always keep a shared stock of booze, but damned i be to ever touch it. Pay for your own mess.

>but damned i be

Does the one on the left have a penis? Please say yes

Listen here you harpys we're filming a fucking porno now take the creatine and start throwing protein powder in a sexy way like I paid you for.

Alcohol hax for Veeky Forums

>1 Cheap red wine
>1 cheap white wine
>Small bottle of Jack
>Small bottle of tasty tequila or vodka

If you're an average person I can't imagine any situation where you need more than that. And chances are you wont touch anything other than the wine more than once a year

(other than a 6 pack of bottle beer)

I don't drink
I got coke, weed, xanax, and actavis tho

Nope, *pulls out a Q of dank ku$h*

if you blend your wine in an actual blender its like using a decanter on it to the max

>implying I don't have most of a fifth of vodka in the freezer
>implying I don't have half a handle of rum in my pantry
>implying I don't have a six pack in my fridge
>implying I don't have a bottle of red wine in the cabinet
>implying I don't have a bottle of sake in the same cabinet
>implying I don't have a bottle of Scotch
>implying I don't have a bottle of drambuie

For real though just don't fucking chug it all the day you buy it like a high schooler or drink alone and it's easy as shit to keep booze around for company.

>falling for the peer pressure meme

Get on ur knees bitch and suck it

i love sluts

>not sharing with guests like a dishonorable swine who shames the blood of his ancestors by disrespecting those close to you

Stay modern pleb

A fifth of what of vodka?

Sorry, I drank it all.

>Not having peers to be pressured by

An hero

Well fuck she hit the wall early.

>sharing
>buying alcohol for the sole purpose of serving to guests since they expect you to
>maximum beta

>weed

What are we? 15?

>since they expect me to
Not that dude, but I expect me to because I was raised by generous, dignified people who realize the value of social exchange.

Are there people who actually don't have any? I'm not glorifying the addiction, I don't drink myself but what about when people and friends visit you?

are women even attracted to the men body?

like, i want to fuck every women i see that has barely the semblance of a women body

do women feel like that about men? baka

why would you want to spend time with people who you can't stand sober?

I only buy what I'm gonna drink, because I drink all that I buy.

>do women feel like that about men?
I wonder this aswell
Guys on here say "yeh bruh, chad gets girls soaking wet" but ive seen some pretty good looking guys IRL get a very chilly treatment from girls

I think girls see guys as toys and only wants a toy if they see some other girls play with the toy, not because they want the toy but because they dont want the other girl to enjoy her toy

>Kimmy Granger was born in the same year as me
fuark

Kind of. It's a lot weaker of an attraction for women, maybe 20% of it.

this shit actually happened to me. unlike other green text girl asking idiotic question threads, this one seems realistic.
i said i am on a strict diet. she did not like it and ended up drinking by herself. got drunk. jumped over me. tried to rape me. but thanks to my autictic anxiety dick i couldnt get hard :(

>user lets get drunk tonight ;)

>letting roasties smoke your weed
Even if it only takes one puff to ko them, thats one to many

lcbo 10 min walk from my house, bar 3min walk up my road. wine, beer and liquor always in my room. best part is i dont even drink anymore
>lcbo is the liquor store

Many a load hath been busted to miss granger

i been thinkin about this and decided i will newer drink again, the pleasure you get from exercising and abstaining from those thing degenarete are much stronger than the pleasure you get from degenaretism, its like you fall down a level when you drink and the pleasure is more prevalent but its on a lower level than the lifting so in the end you end up not caring

I'm kinda in the same boat, though I did truly enjoy tasting new beers and whiskeys with my buddies who are pretty seriously into that stuff (one of them even wrote a book about beers)

Thats like my favourite porn

yeah i have done that shit too but in the end i dont like the taste so im just gonna cut that shit out ahaha

2 70 proof handles of svedka in my dorm room b0ss.

I live with mum and daddy, they do not let me drink.