ITT: post tinder matches

>ITT: post tinder matches
Matched with the high test 7/10 in the middle

>high test
>7/10
Do you mean 5/10 fat cow?

For being so "active" they sure are fat.

Don't know if I should get Tinder. Girls IRL think I'm handsome, but whenever I take a pic I think I look like shit. What do?

Amen.

wtf is this shit?
go back to virginland

dont listen to these nit picking pessimists. sure shes got a bit of belly fat id still fuck her and im sure most people here would (although since they cannot have a girl that is even closely as attractive as this one they convince themselves they don't want them). I would give her a 6 tho i mean that much fat on her belly id expect more ass but pretty face

Meet girls in real life like a normal person

the two on the right...

It's all about the lighting brah

>get tinder
>match with plenty of girls
>they stop replying after like 5 texts of getting to know them even when the conversation is going well

What the hell am I doing wrong? I'm not even being autistic.

>7/10

lol what standards do you have friendo, none from the looks of it

>TruCrypt

maybe they would be hot if you didn't jack of twice a day

Slut/10 go for it Op

>Pretending that her rolls aren't slowly gobbling up the fabric across her hips

But I have no job, no friends, and no idea where to go.

Change tactics, treat them like the sluts they are. They're obviously looking for the dick and not a penpal

I've got too many of these pics

If only I could convert a match into a shag

I'm a chronic fapsturbator since the age of 8 friend, I jack off at least 20 times a day. I have high test.

She's a 4.9/10 at most bro, I've gone out with 7/10s I know what a 7/10 is.

Don't have a convo with them. Get their # and set something up.

>at raves
in the trasherino.

Qt tall blonde.

>going on adventures!

Anyone use this?

>he doesn't bang rave sluts

Ayy lmao, I used to have some shitty bio about myself. But girls don't care about who I am, they only care how I look. Now I only have "Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone", and my height. And guess what? More matches,

girls on tinder have match ADHD.
Just remember that pretty much every girl has like 500+ matches at any given point, so you have to get their number ASAP and set up a date, while they're still focused on you

Same here lads.. in some morros i look good and others not.. im confused

why the fuck are you posting pics of zyzz like it was yourself?

Beta as heck.

> Adventures !

Shes done all the listed things once or would probably maybe like to try. Sounds like a vapid bitch that doesnt do anything actually interesting

>tfw look too young for raves

Thicc

>tfw my momentary betaness almost costed me

Are you mentally deficient or drunk lad

> activate whale hunting mode

>5"10 fat whale
good LROD

Those places smell awful and you're liable to step in shit that people just let slide out

ask her how tall she is and search on google the average shoe size for that height and get those nudes

Lol always travelling. I'm sure she travels alllll the time. Also I'm not seeing her hiking that often.

>i guess
cmon man being alpha on tinder is the easiest shit possible

Theyre not really that fat females usually carry a higher body fat percentage then males they dont look abnormal at all with weight you fucking shmuck

Übung macht den Meister junger Jedi

captcha: view rior

>install tinder
>jerk it to all the ass and bikini shots the sluts post
>cum
>uninstall tinder
>do this about every couple weeks
anyone else know this feel?

how can you still jack off to bikini and ass pictures when the internet has infinity porns on it?

Im all for high test but nigga you delusional if you think she isnt fat. Im women like that but she fat.

He's one of "those" sickos

All the newfags dont kno who tht is user

>jacking it to porn
never going to make it

Nigga i been here since '07 and i dont even know who that is.

Protect the children

Do you at least remember tiny and ennui
Isley still posts occasionally which is nice but bruh i miss all the old trips
...mostly ripping the fuck outta tiny

>Isley still posts occasionally
?
That faggot is in plg 24/7 what are you talking about?

>high test

She's a fucking fatty, and her friends are chubsters too.

Haha this board has seriously gone down hill since then. Fucking miss those faggots. Specially tiny.

Good job bro. Pump a thick load into her for me.

they all fat yo

If I wasn't a manlet I'd fug and our kid would be bigger than Vince Wilfork by age 12.

What do I say to a creature this perfect?

Don't get distracted by the faggy collage. I fucked around for maybe 4 minutes playing with pixlr for the first time ever.

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Mexican chick that lives far as fuck away

Oh yeah, I got rid of the collage because it was too big to upload lol

Forgot to delete that sentence.

>Not jacking it to weird fetish porn AND softcore pics of clothed girls
Boring lads.

why she bald tho

Yes... and that extra percentage comes from the fat on their tits and ass. Learn how percentages work you fucking dropout.

Is that true that in some countries it's easier to have matches?
Like there is way more sluts in USA than EU

>Lis
>Mi nombre es Jaquelin.

dat filename killed me

It's easier to get matches in Europe if you're black and easier to get matches in USA if you're white

Newfag.

What european countries? I live in Italy, am colored (half black) and get maybe 1/8 the amount of matches I used to get in America.

I can change my location anywhere else and get more matches, but european countries is hit and miss.

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I dont go in those threads,never have. Gud to kno
Only general i frequent is /fraud/

Any predominately white Western European country. Just say you're a refugee

Get a job first. Then make some friends. Some of those friends will be girls or will introduce you to a girl. You can probably figure out the rest from there.

Why do people write these shitty bios? They try to be the quirkiest around, it's really fucking stupid and unfunny.

That's my sister asshole delete this

Lmao at the filename.

Also that is why

obvious hooker

There's nothing more attractive than girls in econ.

>tfw no centre-right wing gf to shill with

Min neger

this sister?

She's perfect.

ARE WE SERIOUSLY JUST GOING TO IGNORE THIS GET?

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>TruCrypt

All of his life stories depressed the fuck out of me.

I really hope he made it.

Checked breh

shit fukin waifu material

Uwf bro? Graduated last year.

Hnng would create half shit skin babies with

asians generally disgust me but she seems cool and qt

the fuck? he looks small as fuck here

N O P O R N
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He looks fucking dyel lmao

These numbers please me.

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fuck she's cute i love lil asians

fuck i'm lonely

>a bit geeky
>socially awkward
>cat
>no hookups
>420
>wears prostitute attire
REEEEEEE

>that
>7/10

Oh fuck, it's a good joke!!

HEY GUYS. I MATCHED A BOT.